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I fucking DESPISE international breaks.

Serves the mackems right for getting all excited about this happening before the vote itself. Just as well they aren’t bothered about us. Imagine the reaction if they were

what we've actually been witnessing here is gemmill's fumbled attempts at subtlety covering all bases when his annual forecast of everton's relegation inevitably fails. he'll then claim some malevolent outside force as being the reason for this. we all know the truth though....... he's just really shit at predictions.

I hope whichever clubs proposed this are fucking gutted. And I hope one of them was Arsenal. And I hope Arteta has the literal shits for a week.

Is there a series of GIFs for people who know perfectly well how negatives work but who enjoy seeing nerds getting their knickers in a twist over it? Asking for a friend called Meenzer

He's back in school today, nigh on sprinting down the road to get there. As soon as he sees his mates he's showing off his cannula bruise and telling them how he got to go in an ambulance. Dunno whether or not to let him go to afterschool club, but going off this morning he 'll be grand. For all I got frustrated towards the end, can't say anything but good things about the staff. The issues all stem from underfunding. Fuck the Tories.

Eddie getting the news this afternoon …

The “people” on RTG are all totally demented. I reckon if they were made homeless tomorrow they would still be annoyed by this more

oh, hai ruben

Err... no he didn't, he actually said, No mentioned of getting them added TO THE DEDUCTION. So, even though I knew full well what he meant, I went all pedantic and followed up with a customary 'FYP', which then escalated and was a fun ride while it lasted. Then Mr Fun Sponge (aka Fish) comes along and takes it all serious. Oh and it's stylised as MrBass, no spaces, fuck face. Shouldn't be needed but just to be on the safe side, as I know how you math nerds get your tighty-whities in a bunch over the littlest of things, safety wink

When asked, Jurgen Klopp had this to say,

GYP

Volunteer to wear one of those Mickey Mouse suits for 4 hours per day for the duration of your stay? I think you’d be a fuckin natural tbh

Sheff Utd our Saudi brethren oh and the scouse mackems desperate to piss the PL off

FYP

Given the nature of this board is to generally take the piss, my behaviour was totally on point, ergo no apology necessary. I'd even go so far as to say that it escalated this thread up to GOLD status and, for that, I'll say YOU'RE WELCOME. At the very least it's got you typing my name out correctly.

Nice see such a positive attitude

To some degree I think Vallance and the rests' jobs were to explain the science to the public so it is some form of failure not to be able to explain things to the politicians. Of course the public are generally illiterate so that job is a tough one. It does confirm what I've always said about the way private education is very narrow and focused to the point where someone can get a degree at Oxford which is a passport to anything despite being very narrowly educated and being generous lacking in basic skills in other fields.

Would love to see them come up with some contrived way around it with Levy whining "but.. but..." and Staveley just going "Well you fucking started it, cunt"....

or give the corrupt six more votes than the rest which is what the cunts were demanding not so long? or do what the self entitled cry babies on rawk are currently suggesting..... don't give newly promoted clubs a vote, they don't deserve one as they're not 'big' enough. absolutely loving this meltdown from the red tops me, particularly the dippers. glorious.

He's practically spitting that out...he has history.

Carragher fewming has me harder than teak. The utter cunt.

The Premier League hasn’t had a true arbiter of rightness since the world’s most inherently moral and classy club dropped out of it 7 seasons ago.

Get at least two in on loan just to take the piss, I say. I can’t decide who would be the funniest. Benzema on a 6 month loan?

Not a great day for government comms.

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE ACCOUNTANTS

bit of a negative take

@Sonatine, you know you can delete threads you started, yeah?

We either need more less ones or less more ones

This about right?

The replies to that first tweet are giving me a raging boner. I fucking love how much we’re hated

Thank you Dave. Finally my brother in maths reappears.

Thing is, the science was not hard. Exponential growth. Literally every adult without learning disabilities should be able to grasp this means you lockdown as soon as possible which not only minimises deaths, but also greatly reduces healthcare disruption and reduces the length of lockdown, so is economically beneficial too. It was a no brainer. We on this thread got it, look back if you want. Johnson and Sunak couldn't grasp it. Sunak said "ignore the scientists". Hard to blamne Whitty or Vallance for that. It is all on them. Remember October/November 2020, when Starmer was asking for a circuit breaker, only for Johnson to mock him for cancelling Xmas? Then what happens, we lock down for 5 months including Xmas anyway, and the extra spread of the virus causes it to mutate to omicron, killing literally >100,000 people? And during this time these cunts were partrying in Downing street whilst people couldn't say goodbye to their loved ones. It's unforgivable. They should be in prison, I really mean that. Nowt will happen.

Phwoarrr. You could crack walnuts in those thighs.

I'm sick of hearing and reading about how Everton's 10 point deduction is harsh (shut your shit Shearer). It's probably not harsh enough when you consider the upside of ignoring FFP. If you make it 5 points (which it may well become on appeal), everyone may as well have a go at it. They would 100% have been relegated even if you just took Richarlison out of their team during that period. With all the risks that come attached to that. Instead they cheated, stayed up, and now they won't shut up about 10 points. Far from being harsh, they've got incredibly lucky to get the 10 points now when the newly promoted teams are about as bad as you get coming up out of the Championship.

Soon as you're out of the room she's watching Callum Wilson on repeat. 🙂

SuperGareth 🎵 We are young, we run green Keep our teeth nice and clean See our friends, see the sights And we're all white We wake up, we go out, smoke a fag Put it out, see our friends See the sights, and we're all white. Are we like you? I can't be sure Marcus R, as he turns He is strange in our worlds But we are young, we get by Can't go mad, ain't got time Sleep around, if we like But we're all white Got some cash, bought some wheels Took it out, 'cross the fields Lost control, hit a wall But we're all white. 🎶

Seven hours later…

Renton’s descent in to Old Gittism continues apace.