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Wykiki in the background there- “ Appen I were tekking a brew and this yank CUNT!!! were screaming and mithering ovver t’barms!”

https://youtu.be/GnuQBYAZocM?si=zAHipEiOqsu-7gLK

Oh he got a cake alright, not everyone was impressed though.

The King is visiting Scotland on a cold January day and goes into a butcher's. He's perusing the meat counter while the butcher sits on the radiator. "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" he asks. "No sir, I'm just warming my haunds"

we’ve got a new Sean Casey on our hands here lads.

You want to go to a Toontastic "Scottish" Lads get-together. Got some CCTV footage of PL at the last one here:

Paddy says to Mick, “I can’t remember the name of that historical Greek film that Brad Pitt was in?” “Troy” said Mick. Paddy replied “I feckin’ am, but I still can’t remember!”

7 in a row now, isn’t it?

It was a while ago now like lads

He's 59. He's not a baby boomer who's built wealth, and in fact he was fucking skint until he won the lottery by becoming PM. He's exactly the sort of person that will benefit from IHT changes, writing an article about how important it is that people benefit from IHT changes.

🙂

Thanks Prue 🎂🙂

Putin must be loving the situation in Gaza now. No one paying any attention to him. 🙁

Pimms drinking shithouse man ? 😂

The injuries to Barnes and Anderson are unpredictable, and Barnes could have eased the strain on Wilson and Isak. Anderson could have played on the left allowing Gordon or Barnes to play centrally. I don't think we got the recruitment wrong necessarily, I just think we've been incredibly unlucky with injuries this season. Maybe recall Minteh, or sign some journeyman striker on a short term deal (Like we did with Wood) and the pressure is eased on both of them. Sign a young 3rd choice striker who can get minutes in the cups and from the bench to preserve Wilson and Isak, then hopefully move Wilson to 3rd choice and the young kid to 2nd.

We've promised him a trip to the toy shop when he's all better. Little does he know that his mother and I are the arbiters of what 'all better' looks like. Gullibility must come from her side of the family.

I'm jealous as fuck of Everton now, fell in the Mersey and they'd come out with a salmon in their gobs. Lucky bastards, quids in apparently.....

Fucking hell, bringing Gordon into it now DESPITE him and NUFC trying to help them out with FFP with his transfer fee....

Spot the odd one out.....

I was at the pool earlier and needed a pee. Thought I'll just go up the deep end and do it. But the life guard still caught me. Fucker blew his whistle that loud I nearly fell in.

Archaeologists digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Hazelnuts. They believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

My Dad was basically a fascist and my mother always voted Tory and was a lifelong Mail reader. I'm 62 and am further left than I've ever been so sleep easy young Rents

And the run has been ended

he could swap fashion tips with gordon

Needed a better agent imho 🙂

Can he do match threads? Asking for a friend. 🙂

Aye, but that Billy Connolly did improve a bit later on 🤔

at no point in history can there ever be a better time to invest in a candle factory

"Wav got ya back, marra."

Better he stays in until the course is finished. He'll be home and back to normal before you know it. He's going to need some treats for being a brave lad when he gets home mind.

When your club has just been deducted ten points but you want to brag how big your club is.....

Funnily enough I just economised by buying a cheap puffer jacket from Sainsbury's. It's toasty as fuck and seem to be waterproof too. Problem is it's too toasty and doesn't breathe, presumably because it's all manmade fabric, making it unbearable if your being active in it. I end up sweating like... like a Renton in Tilleys I suppose. Drenched.

With friends like you, who needs enemas… …(of the state).

despite everton's 10 point deduction, gemmill is set to be proved wrong ONCE AGAIN

Appropriately, given how medieval the place is, it’s a bit like the dancing plague that happened in France, stress-induced mass hysteria, except instead of dancing, it’s sitting in their Mam’s attics bashing a keyboard whilst frothing at the mouth.