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@Gemmill reeling on the ropes here, he's just too punch drunk to realise it. quite upsetting actually.

4 and a bit. Hoping that these antibiotics will clear out his lungs a bit more today so he at least get more restful sleep tonight

Tell you what though, he might be unwell but he's still flirting with the nurses. "Look at all your freckles! They're byoooootiful"

What in the fuck are you lot on about here?

Or think sausage.

BD on it

like a phoenix rising from the ashes of blenheim street the doll is back. bollocks to st james' boulevard and the match thread starting pretenders on toontastic, the ONLY undefeated scribe has stepped up to the plate in our hour of need. isak inspired 4-0

Don’t think - just be sausage.

How dare you sir!

So he can change policy to financially benefit himself. His desire to stop inheritance tax would net him 30o million for a start. His family made billions from stock related to the North Sea oil licenses It's all about the money

Ed Gein agrees

"undefeated". If draws are your thing, tbd is gonna be your man. But if you want wins, let's just say that his reputation on that front is..... ..... TBD

We're all feeling a bit

Uncle Eddie

Good stuff. Thanks for the update LTA. Sammy has brought out the best in you. The Eddie Howe of Toontastic.

Arteta is so pathetic he gets a trigger warning from the PGMOL. "Sensitive listeners are advised to exercise caution."

It’s ironic she’s against people changing their bodies to improve their mental health, given the amount of plastic surgery she’s had.

if you keep us on a winning streak until the end of the year i will gift you a caps lock key but ONLY then otherwise i will put you in the gloom category of wannabe wasters and chancers

it began when the forum split into two camps: the bed wetters and the Willy wavers, aka the sausage shakers

One word. Power. It's the power that drives them. He probably strangle wanks himself in downing Street every morning just because he can.

both the bitterness and the re-writing of history shine through brightly here.

Good choice. I’ve got full confidence BD.

Harrison Ashby: Should I just move on to the next section? Fella dropped a stinker. But let’s not forget the guy’s still learning the ropes. I mean, look back at the three games before—great solid stuff. Plus, the team was down to 10 players for most of the match, so that’s a factor. But, gotta face the music too. Giving away that penalty and losing the ball 15 times? Not great. Still, there’s a breather till the 26th. Time to hit the training ground, tighten up those loose ends, and come back stronger. It’s a chance to polish up, make better decisions, and bounce back in the next game. Garang Kuol: So, Kuol didn’t see much action in the last game, just a quick 26-minute stint when his team was already three goals down. And checking out his stats, let's say he wasn’t exactly on fire. Part of me is wondering, looking at his season so far, was a relegation fodder team the best option for a young attacking lad? Volendam are getting smacked on a regular basis and are spending most of their time defending. Is Eddie hoping a season with a relegation team will toughen him up and teach him some hard lessons? Was this perhaps the best they could do? Unknown lad from Australia, maybe other teams weren’t lining up for him. Minteh started things of in Denmark. Would Kuol have been better of at a mid table in belgium/austria etc?? where things might be a bit more balanced? Wondering if this struggling team is the right place for Kuol to really shine and grow. Yankuba Minteh: Injured so nothing new to report in terms of game time, on schedule to be back in action after the international break. Eddie did a few things to say recently though. https://www.newcastleworld.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/eddie-howe-confirms-newcastle-united-are-considering-activating-january-transfer-clause-4406873 Looks we do have a release clause in his loan. “I think his loan spell has been a productive one,” Howe added. “He’s scored goals and been part of a successful team. He’s certainly got talent, although the Premier League is a very different league to any other league in Europe. “That doesn’t mean that players can’t come in or out of the Premier League. He’s someone we like, and he’s certainly got the athletic profile that we need.” “We’ll look at our players that are out on loan, with a view to whether they could potentially strengthen us,” Howe revealed. “If it’s good for their career as well, then we’ll certainly look at what we can do." Personally, although we are having some injury problem, he's having a great season at Feyenoord and I hope we dont disrupt him, better of playing regularly in Holland instead of coming of the bench for 15 minutes and getting him to join the squad next season.

Well, one doesn't like to blows own trumpet. But - here One of my fave posts on the thread; Oh how far we have come eh?

Rubbish. He's going this out of a sense of public duty, he said so yesterday.

He now resembles my scrotum when I step out of the bath.

I had a look at his register of interests and his only earnings appear to be roughly £400 a month from Talk TV. The moron can't even get a decent grift going.

https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/asprilla-11-its-christmas-tyne-christmas-jumpercfsjumper-newasprilla-blk.html

The way some of the left of the party are behaving currently is ridiculous. Starmer is a PM in waiting, there is literally nothing he can do to change the situation in Gaza right now but what he doesn't want to do is poison the well with relations Israel even before he is in office. All anyone outside Israel can do - including Biden - in this time of anger is to nudge them in the right direction, which is what he is doing. People need to get a grip and grow up and understand the realpolitik and stop seemingly wanting to be a perpetual party of protest over one that can actually change things for the better.

Just checked there. It was 5 in a row. The 6th was the away defeat to Villa. You remain WELCOME.

I don’t see how Sugartits donning the dancing pants and making her husband The Prince of Wails would be that stressful tbh.

i expect a reaction to the bournemouth game 6-0 isak double hattrick

Number 7. I like to shit on the back of the big seat and push it into the pot with the kids' toothbrushes.

HMHM is very interested in asking questions but hasn't yet quite figured out how to use the email on his phone.

Aye exactly. Poor Man Utd whose second string cost more than our entire squad. I can't believe they've lost a massive 9 players to injury, they must feel so hard done by. Also: Newcastle are shit, they lost to Bournemouth. Hahahaha what a shit team, hahahaha. It's fine though. We'll have a couple back after the internationals and we'll batter Chelsea and Ten Slag will go on a "shpiral" and blame his injuries when he gets the bullet and is replaced by Rooney (who can't even buy a win with Birmingham).

Those bottom three barely kick a ball for them (I don't think). Casemiro is normally suspended anyways. Luke Shaw is always injured. I don't think many of these should count tbh

The dude approves 5-0, but that’s just, like, my opinion man.

Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene

Credit: Cold War Steve

I ended up knocking back the chance of the job. I think he's legit but I can't be sure and at the end of the day I don't fancy 24/7. Got out of bed at three and getting in touch with him then notice two emails, one inviting me for an assessment for a job I was interested in, another one asking if I could start as soon as I'm finished for another job I enquired about and when they could ring me plus someone phoned up asking me to go for an interview on Wednesday. I didn't know whether I was coming and going and obviously still half asleep.