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I think he’s banking on it.

I’m guessing he had the surgery then.

Dubious about the topic and starter. Generally ok, my older brother who had a bleed on the brain and is brain damaged keeps having fits. Think they are linked to his chest infections, but nobody really knows. So my mam (nearly 70) isn’t sleeping, so im not sleeping. on the plus side im gettting married next summer and I really looking forward to it, enjoying all the planning etc.

Okay. I'm going to put a massive positive spin on this. We were absolutely bare bones today, moreso than any point I can ever remember. We lost but weren't disgraced. Personally I thought we played as well as possible given the circumstances and imo we gave everything, nothing wrong with morale. Last year we only drew against Bournemouth away, and only scraped a 1-0 win at home. We are 1 point worse off at this stage of the season with a slightly better GD. It's my belief we have played harder games at this stage than last year, with the added 4 CL games on top. We have witnessed some outstanding football and imo not once have we not given our all. It's disappointing but it's 1 point lost. We'll be okay.

Let's do this fair. I'd say trial by jury but we'll never organise that. So a summary judgement will do. You're a judge, so can decide the sentence. P. S. Burn him!

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle. He is free to post about tofu though.

Miley making his debut. Go on son.

I know I'm an idealist but the fact in 2023 that people are still being asked to work 12 hour shifts absolutely sickens me. Taken with the zero growth in wages in real terms over the last 45 years, all those who celebrate the relative demise of unions including those who now rule the so called Labour Party can hang their heads in shame.

We could see it going on… it’s weird, it looked like Trips went looking for the cunt because he was first over to the fans and went straight to that area so he might have been digging at Trips during the second half. What an absolute fuckin weapon. I didn’t see any trouble outside but if he got nicked the fuckin drivel monger deserves it. He wasn’t the only one, “comments from the cafe” from a minority of fuckin strap ons but the support in general was very good for when and where the game was. Some half decent performances but mostly tired and laboured across the board. No complaints whatsoever about our season so far. The players to their credit appear to be like the manager they just get on with it. We’ll see where that and the January window gets us 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is absolutely cringe inducing at this point.

With an egg in it?

Fucking hell man. Might knock this off now and have a tug. Either way I'll be crying and ashamed.

Not sure, once I send my bank details over I’ll find out.

It's another influence from the US where they think more hours/days with less holidays means productivity increases - it doesn't. Places which have the best productivity like Germany put workers' welfare first and get the rewards.

Same with 5 day working weeks. It’s been shown in numerous trials now that productivity remains the same or actually rises with a four day week, whilst employees are far more content and less stressed. I work 5 days currently, 07:30-18:00. Constantly asked to do extra weekend shifts, for laughable rates. Yesterday, was asked at 15:00 if I’d do a shift today. Today him I was getting pegged by the Mrs. on Friday night and needed 2 days for my hoop to recover. They’ll get the idea eventually.

you should write a song about it mate. I miss your songs.

My lass wants some fucking preposterous contraption for her hair that is 300 bastard quid. Whereas I’ll get what she thinks I need rather than anything I actually want. Happy days

Shithousing everyone, he dislocated his left shoulder. I know how selfies work fuckwads

apparently not.....

They've tried fighting on three fronts during the winter. Didn't go so well.

It is tough to watch when we don't do well but common sense tells you we are up against it when we are playing Gordon up front, starting a 17 year old in the middle, a 19 year old at left back and bringing on a kid to replace the 17 year old. Bringing on Ritchie who probably shouldn't have still been here before the take over. Every fan base has people who need to stop and process information at times. Trippier should have ignored him, but these people are often hard to ignore.

Should have let Trippier give him a slap. It was a shit performance, but it's not like we were blessed with game changers on the bench.

My neighbour's front garden has completely vanished. He's outside now, looking forlorn.

These lot could have had 5 or 6 if it wasn't for the fact they've been largely shite in front of goal.

Nah this is bollocks. Ten out injured/suspended and they're absolutely dead on their feet. Mammoth effort v Arsenal a week ago, away in Germany in the week. You can't just keep expecting them to turn up in thess circumstances.

He just wanted to talk about his beloved fascism

Who started this match thread again?

Ritchie on with his NHS callipers

The Last Post (Remix)

General Melchett leading Eddie Howe out with the wreath.

Ten minutes in you'll be calling him the new Rob Lee.

I think Tino gives options from the bench with all the positions he can play. I think that’ll have been the thinking with not much else amongst the subs

Your mam won't pay for Sky?

Halfway there lads and the Guppy is doing ok. Couple of meltdowns, told off a few times, but finally calmed down in front of the Lion King. Same for him.

Is it an airdrop or real money?

Good luck @Howmanheyman Hope you get the job and that something better turns up so you can fuck them off in due course. I think I've resolved my job situation too. Been working at a place that has had a precarious future for a while now, constantly wondering how long the place/my job would last which has been a constant low level stress. I've half known I should have been looking for something else but couldn't be fucked with the hassle of it. Anyway something has basically fallen into my lap. All being well I'll be starting there in the new year.

"I'd also pick it over Champions League. Always the same teams on tv" He's got a point, I've never seen any Championship teams in the Champions League 😄

The first thing Luis Enrique said is every position in our group would go to the last game and he’s being proven right as it stands. If we’re being taught a lesson, what the fucking hell is going on with Man United?

Shithousing the anaesthetist now 🙂

We could do with a young CF coming through the ranks to get 15/20mins at the end of games

As bored as I was by the end of your post?

We couldn’t afford snow. Had to steal water from the neighbours and freeze it.

To be honest it’s just something else that could be exploited to our advantage. All it would take is asking parties friendly to the Saudis to put in some outrageous sponsorship offers that a PIF-owned entity could then slightly improve on.

"Wewwl that was a fabuwess, end to end game of footbaww, so fweefwowing with goaws aww over the shop. Wots your forts on it?" "Let's not take the piss, here."

I still think we should do the "Sell Jeff Hendrick to a Saudi club for 200m" thing just for a laugh.