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Alex finally getting the hang of this CT lark.

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked.

CaptianRed needs to get his ticket stubs checked.

I can't begin to imagine why people from a superior place would have a superiority complex, marra

If you want CT to be positive you’ll just have to convince the majority of the board to be negative for a while

A kid from there signed up on here last month. She started a thread in GC and posted a link to some video she had recorded with a friend, then started PMing people. She had to be banned pretty quickly before someone got arrested.

he makes a bit of a mistake by asking them to think.

I’m glad to hear Grandma Fist is wearing her birthday present.

Captain Red is too sensible for that website. Everyone knows RTG is solely for those who wear velcro Lonsdales because shoe laces are too dangerous/complicated.

their alnmouth mackems thread is still going strong I noticed. obviously these red and whites are to be revered, along with those in amble, cramlington, anywhere in northumberland really for having made the right choice in their footballing allegiance. obviously this logic doesn't apply to newcastle supporters in co. durham, who are scum, soft as shite and frequently windmilled. when a mackem such as captain red below points out the bizarre hypocrisy in this he's roundly jumped on and labelled a mag, although not one of the fuckers will actually answer his inoffensive enough question. they really are most profoundly stupid cunts ever to draw breath.

Wraith appeared to have dropped his stone island badge. I gave him it back.

i held my nose and voted for an antisemite. you got this

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday. "oooh Hulk" "oooh black widow" "oooh no."

If this bloke is bigger than 2 inches rock hard I'll be shocked.

What would be the ideal snack to have with a glass of non-existent energy drink? Mmmm, some non-existent dried meat strips. This bloke is a walking, talking acid-fried maniac.

Could put that as MFs epitaph

Did you fucking offer her out for a straightener, or did you bottle it you slaaaaaag?

Btw, I’m not saying the Stone Island thing is getting out of hand. But I’ve just been to LIdl at West Moor and there was a granny in there who was 70, if she was a day, and she had a pink Stone Island hoodie on. I know it was probably bought in Marmaris but still

“someone’

That woman is wrong about so much it's almost impressive.

Risky sending a bird. You know what they're like.

The matchday thread titles are the main reason i keep coming back to toontastic

I take it back.

The SMB has gone full on authoritarian McCarthyism witch hunt mode. You are not allowed to question sportswashing, the mod team will remove any post which challenge issues with potential hypocrisy on this point ("warrabootery"). Any dissent will not be tolerated. If you support NUFC in the eyes of the SMB you are murderous scum, full stop. Here's an example. This lad, "Roker Magic" has tried to make some measured posts pointing out that people from the NE have a shared heritage and it is unlikely if the situations were reversed the mackems would boycott their club, in fact, the opposite is likely. He's now been interrogated about his SAFC loyalties and has to scan in his old ticket stubs or face a ban (can't say I kept mine btw). Then this ultra agressive cunt, "Prideofhylton", who revels in stories of football violence, claims that they're different because apparently the vast majority of people from Newcastle hate people from Sunderland. On a board where their vitriol and bitterness against Newcastle the club, city, and people permeates through many, many threds, not just this one. A board which literally had thousands of posts of hate about Sam Fender ffs. Personally, I have known many people from Sunderland, some lovely, some utter arseholes, just like anywhere else. The SMB posters on this thread clearly belonging to the latter. I enjoy laughing at the misfortunes of their club but in particualr the absurdities of that particular football board. That is the sole purpose of this thread, and long may it continue. But hate? Naah, I don't think so, we can leave that over there.

It's been rebranded to epileptic dog.

All that's true enough although we never got to see the best of a settled in Tonali. He's got the attributes to be an absolute superstar and has Eddie Howe coaching him. Real shame the ban, but fingers crossed for next season. Willock seemed to have a very good understanding with Isak last season, can't wait to see them back fully fit, with Joe looking back to his best too that's a very tasty left side.

Good thing we don't have any of those here

Someone needs to do a Louis Theroux style documentary on him. “Do you think you’ve liquidated more assets than Peter North?”

Found this quote about Shearer. “I know at first hand how fierce the gladiatorial battles are between a striker and defenders. So, to maintain your performance as a top class goalscorer over a long period of time takes phenomenal dedication, self belief and enormous willpower. If you then throw in a number of serious injuries...how many? Three? And for the man to still be producing at the highest level is really an amazing feat. After a match against Juventus I met Alex Del Piero who like myself could only speak in the most glowing of terms about Shearer. He'd terrorised the Juve defenders when the clubs met in Newcastle. They found him one of the most difficult opponents they had ever faced. The coach Marcello Lippi had been purring about Shearer's performance. So much so that his strikers Alex, David (Trezeguet) and Marcelo (Salas) were ordered to take home videos and study Shearer's display." — Gabriel Batistuta on his admiration of Shearer, February 2003. “ Bit dusty in here, isn’t it?

Craig “NO” Hope reporting 😆

I mean...

The fine people of RTG seem to think that the streets of Newcastle flow with oil and the blood of the LGBTQ community, Jewish, and women when in reality they flow with the salty tears of Sunderland fans who head a few miles north and realise how much better it is here.

He's become absolutely lethal with the left foot, fair play. When he got the ball from Tino yesterday my first thought was 'goal'. Wouldn't have dreamt it two years ago.

We've missed a ball carrier. Joelinton is capable of doing so but Willocks game is all about marauding forward causing problems for the opposition. In my opinion, at the moment Willock being fit is more important than Tonali being available. That may change next year but for little Joe, being fit again is a massive plus for us.

I stand by that

I hadn’t looked at Storey’s Twitter for a while. He lists himself as ‘founder’ of both Wolf Data Systems and Rich Energy. The reason being, after a quick look at Companies House, is that he’s got fuck all to do with either company anymore. Unless he’s now just an employee, which seems unlikely. He is, however referring to himself as the MD of Wolf Jerky I wonder how that company is doing.

Could you BE any more callous?!

So the absolute tank bit the dust. While we're waiting on the motability car we've made the questionable decision to replace it with an even older Renault, advertised ridiculously cheap with the legend "good runner but all the usual Renault quirks and issues with the electrics". Guy wasn't kidding. I think every single button on the dashboard pops the boot open, except for the button that's meant to open the boot. Thankfully it only has to do us for a few months and with that in mind its quite an amusing wee runaround (for now). It just does mad shit, I love it.

Hope she was carrying carpets like the rest of them do

“ Hi Lolisunshine, Welcome to the board. Do you like vacuum cleaners? I like vacuum cleaners…”

Cry more, libtard. Now, to take another large swing of my discounted Nigel Farage gin.

A bright spot in an otherwise piss-wet miserable day today, was these two daft lads, fully kitted up in waterproofs, stood by a flood in the road in Cramlington and asking people to drive through and soak them. All of the cars ahead of me swerved it, as it was deep, but I tooted and flashed them to get ready. Put some revs on, went through it like Moses parting the Red Sea, and looked in my mirror to see the dafties Mint