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That Hannibal twat was fortunate to stay on, thought the ref might have given him a stern talking to, a Hannibal Lecture if you will.

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I hadn’t looked at Storey’s Twitter for a while. He lists himself as ‘founder’ of both Wolf Data Systems and Rich Energy. The reason being, after a quick look at Companies House, is that he’s got fuck all to do with either company anymore. Unless he’s now just an employee, which seems unlikely. He is, however referring to himself as the MD of Wolf Jerky I wonder how that company is doing.

Plenty of parking near there too

£3.20 for a guinness in the percy mate. (not that i'd dream of stereotyping) and they let dags in there.

The amount of graphs I’ve looked at on Toontastic: Dazzler: 1 TheFish: 0

Here you go mate. It's nowt special mind you.

Aye, of course the result last night is the reason no one wants to talk to you...

Following on from my tale in last night’s post, I expect us to shaft these, 5-0, and then do their Mrs. Hat trick from Targett, the filthy bugger.

The biggest banana skin so far to this historic Toontastic run.

We've missed a ball carrier. Joelinton is capable of doing so but Willocks game is all about marauding forward causing problems for the opposition. In my opinion, at the moment Willock being fit is more important than Tonali being available. That may change next year but for little Joe, being fit again is a massive plus for us.

That's right, he had to upgrade from his small vehicle runaround when he got kids.

Pretty sure he's Korean, you disgusting racists.

You're right, to be fair. People do get shy around their heroes.

Dave turning up at school today.

When we signed him it seemed to me that we could have tried something better for that price. Then his first games here were disappointing. How glad I was wrong. It seems like a real super class to me. His ball handling is different. Release something. Things are going to happen when he has the ball. Yesterday he shows his intelligence without the ball in the goals from Willock and Almiron making the perfect unmarking to clean up the play. He already needs to be called by Southgate... And next summer it will cost 100 million if someone wants to take him.

We'll dispatch Chelsea with ease,, then scrape a win over 2 legs against Liverpool, penalty shoot out with Nunez to slip and kick himself in the face. Meanwhile Boro are knocked out by Port Vale who somehow get an aggregate victory over a dire Everton. The final. Newcastle United 0 Port Vale 1.

Just generally to everyone:

That’s a donkey, you cheeky fucker. He’s got a horse and cart

Just reading this now. This definitely feels like a plot from an Irvine Welsh novel. Remind me not to go out with you and your mates.

A bright spot in an otherwise piss-wet miserable day today, was these two daft lads, fully kitted up in waterproofs, stood by a flood in the road in Cramlington and asking people to drive through and soak them. All of the cars ahead of me swerved it, as it was deep, but I tooted and flashed them to get ready. Put some revs on, went through it like Moses parting the Red Sea, and looked in my mirror to see the dafties Mint

In the green corner- you. In the black corner- Fish You won.

That’s just offal for both of them 😔

Trips had tied his shoe laces together in a fit of jealous rage when he pushed him tbf, but Tino is so good that he just slipped it

That's every day, tbf

I think last night highlighted just how tremendously well coached we are, right throughout the squad, players slotted in, moved position and it was seamless. On Miggy, the ground he made for his goal, and the finish, were tremendous and his pass to Willock's impeccably timed run, in build up for the 2nd was top notch too.

Nice to see Miggs get his shot off last night, too.

Many moons ago, when me and my brother used to drink in the Trent before and after games, there was a lad in our loose group of friends who was in to the “shagging cuck’s birds for them” scene. We had Arsenal at home and this cracking bit of Norf Lahndan blonde turned up, with her bloke, ready to be split in half by him after the match. Her lad was a proper Arsenal prick, so we all tagged along afterwards, took him to the Adelphi ( ), then as the night went on we headed down to Malmaison where they were staying. Our lad took his Mrs. upstairs, we took him in to the bar and, as it was a resident bar at that time, we absolutely shafted him for drinks. Got him staggering drunk, he missed out on seeing his lass get buckled, and he’ll have had a shit fit when he got his bill next morning. We beat Arsenal too

Well I for one am shocked to my very core. I truly expected this legitimate businessman (who is definitely not an orc) to go ahead and make Reading a true powerhouse of world football.

two starts, two man of the match displays there’s a case for Howe trying to find a way to get both of them in the starting 11 against the top sides. Krafth’s display yesterday suggest he can provide rotation options for both players

I was interested in maybe having a punt on wolf jerky but after some due diligence and discussion with my accountant and investors, (wor lass), I decided not to proceed. I wish wolf jerky and it's loyal punters all the best of luck and hope they don't end up with an investor like Storey again.

the less dumb man united fans will have stayed to the end to avoid the crowds ( as they did on sunday )

We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.

Lads, don't get too excited. It was only Man Utd.

Hat trick for Longstaff, with Saka pulling one back for the arseholes. Final score 2-0.

Was dropping off the lad at school, so many glum looking Mancs. Only the Man City fan seemed pleased to see me. They've got a team of players, some of them are good but too many are poor and not one of them is taking responsibility on the pitch. They've got a manager who doesn't appear to have a definitive style or system, and who has clearly lost the trust of the players. They've owners who don't know enough about football to make good decisions, and too much arrogance to install a DoF to run arguably the worlds biggest football club. and that's just

I started this long, long ago when we were actually garbage as some sort of desperate reverse psychology experiment. We got there in the end. No need to thank me.

No idea what you are talking about .

Never in doubt lads. Never in doubt.

Called it 👌