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Good to see him contributing to the Murder and Terrorism Fund. Every little bit helps.

Don't worry lads, we're sorted. Can't wait for the 2034 WC by the way.

I saw a lot of Maureen Nolan just this Sunday, as it happens. Trip with the in-laws to see Calendar Girls the musical.

"not the right leader for this type of crisis" I think Lee Cain has just said. What the absolute fuck!? Well known habitually lying, privileged, narcissistic, psychopathic cunt isn't fit to be PM. Who could have possibly known? One of the worst things about this clusterfuck is just how fucking predictable it has been.

that explains it then.

All of the worst things everybody said were going at the time are now being confirmed. It's sickening seeing the sycophantic journalists who shitfested the cunt into power now claiming they're surprised by him turning out to be completely unfit for office. There'll be no consequences of course.

Aye but Cummings thinks he’s some sort of genius being held back by those around him. When he was just another narcissistic cunt running around creating factions and adding to the chaos

Speak for yourself 🙂

And you could drive an 18 wheeler through those front teeth.

🙂

What the fuck is this shit? Doorbell has rang 18 times now, I'm 60 bags of Haribo and tub of mini-heroes down.

Dean's perspective on this chat at the Newcastle store..... "Hi Dean, I'd like to buy a guitar from your shop but I must warn you, I drive a hard bargain."

Laura Kuenssberg, for example. Holding him to account afterwards is bad enough / far too late. But it’s like she expects everyone to have no recollection of her enabling Johnson when he was wrecking everything he touched

I think it was the instant thought of the fewm that caused my drunken aberration as described by the Fish.

I beg to differ! 1980 had "Woman In Love", "Together We Are Beautiful", "D.I.S.C.O.", "I'm In The Mood For Dancing"... St Winifred's School Choir...

Would any Sunderland fan dressed as a Newcastle fan not run the risk of windmilling incidents?

I'm so upset and gutted. The mackems razor sharp wit is eviscerating my identity as a Newcastle fan.

Of course guitarguitar has knocked £350 off my guitar 3 days after I bought it.

You may have to. 🙂

Mackem like relationships 🙂

I don’t think anyone on here over 50 has hair

Online dad, farken hell

Going by the intro I expected the second one to lead to a classic jorman piss porno rather than a shit song. (in reply to Meenzer's vids, obviously)

The one on the right’s laughing at the one on the left. The one on the left has a look of resignation, seeing what’s coming

Eliminate The Beatles and Ken Dodd had the best selling UK single of the 60s

You wouldn’t want him mate, fuckin badge kissing wastrel

I think my youth gave me an over fondness for 80s music. I’ve now come round to thinking that the 70s in the UK & US had a far more interesting and varied chronology and produced bands with a huge, far reaching influence that is only second the Beatles and the Stones Consider: Heavy metal West Coast US singer/songwriters Country rock Commercial reggae/lovers rock Progressive rock Glam rock Punk rock New wave Disco Mod revival Ska revival NWOBH All started in the 70s 👌

We're just normal men.

My lad doesn't give a shit about clocks going back, so he was singing Hakuna Ma-fucking-tata at 5 o'clock in the bastard morning.

From that era I remember Boney M being fucking massive. What a weird act thinking back

You did? Everything ok at home? Bit strange to be blackout drunk at 2 o'clock on a Tuesday

Employee owned…they mustn't have liked the look of you

Swearing in a hearing will never not be funny.

I'm not bald, I have a very hair head. It's just upside down is all.

I was thinking more of one of the Bay City Rollers for the first pic.

Neville is right to call out their awful recruitment. That midfield on Sunday was incredibly weak. Also Gary Neville:

Cheers, am loving this from the other day

I was specifically told don't do anything with your hair as I was forever fucking about with it and moaning as I was afflicted with a cows lick.* Anyway, on the morning I thought I'd put a bit of gel on and basically had a choirboy centre parting which the wife still whinges on about now and then twenty three years later. *Now I'm just afflicted with bald patches so shave my head. The cows lick is still there if I let it grow. That cunt's going nowhere left to it's own devices, it would survive a ground zero nuclear bomb.

Just because they call me daddy, doesn't make me their father!

Ten Highland Cattle in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? edit; Oops. It’s Coo Eight.

Nah, one was in the Mock Turtles, one was a failed Top Gear knob, and the other is Jimmy Savile. I asked Keegan* and he said “ Tell Paddocklad he’s wrong again. “ * I’m sure it was Keegan

because we're innocent. btw the 115 charges are really 5 different charges but repeated. something along the lines of "you broke that rule in january, then again in february, etc" plus....