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This banana skin is surely the biggest threat to my DOUBLE STREAK UNBEATEN run. The only one in Toontastic history.

It's a loss and the thread starter has to attend a 5 hour Zoom call with Gemmill and Fish about statistics in the workplace.

Welcome to the Stadium of No Lights.

Another 5-0. Isak, Botman, Murphy.

because we're innocent. btw the 115 charges are really 5 different charges but repeated. something along the lines of "you broke that rule in january, then again in february, etc" plus....

Today's work task is to help train the AI our new overlords want to replace us with. I've been more motivated, I must say.

Hope you get your gas bill sorted, mate.

I still see lads, in their 50s, sporting Weller cuts with the daft bit in front of the ears. Get a fucking grip Grandads, it looked shit back then and it’s even worse now.

Imagine having your online dad telling you off for missing your homework.

we softened them up for you. enjoy.

Also shared a jaw with David Coulthard

I can't remember last week. Is that good? 🙂

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67258487 Wishing Bas Dost all the best here. Will always be a part of NUFC history, despite never playing for us.

I was specifically told don't do anything with your hair as I was forever fucking about with it and moaning as I was afflicted with a cows lick.* Anyway, on the morning I thought I'd put a bit of gel on and basically had a choirboy centre parting which the wife still whinges on about now and then twenty three years later. *Now I'm just afflicted with bald patches so shave my head. The cows lick is still there if I let it grow. That cunt's going nowhere left to it's own devices, it would survive a ground zero nuclear bomb.

I was talking to my lass about the 90s the other night, possibly inspired by old TOTP clips on bbc4. You reminded me with that album list that there was a period when loads of knackers went round thinking they were Liam Gallagher. Not just trying to look like him but walking around with the imaginary stone in their shoe and bad case of rickets. Usually with an invisible roll of carpet under each arm. In one case at university there was a lad who spoke with a manc accent and claimed to be from Hulme. It was later discovered he was actually from (I shit thee not) Sunderland

We're just normal men.

Irvine Welsh? I approve, this could be brilliant! Dear client, you shitein cunt....

I hand on heart would not be surprised if that was the Russian police. It's ironic that Putin's whole reasoning for invading Ukraine was to remove the Nazis in power and yet here are his constituents acting like *checks notes* Nazis.

I was too busy fighting off slappers.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t think you’d have been leader of the BNP at 15.

Not a problem for me see below. -Aged 15 at my Dad’s second wedding on the left. -Aged 30 at mine on the right. Yes, that’s a fucking bow tie on the left-I had no say in the matter.

You wouldn’t want him mate, fuckin badge kissing wastrel

I didn’t look like Jacob Rees Mogg or wear a skirt when I got married which are the two most common looks for nuptials if that’s what you’re suggesting? Am fuckin certain most of you lot turned up at the church looking like an 18th century country squire who’s a bit down on his luck, so I’d think on if I were you

With the amount of money in football, the lack of any serious testing, the speed of the games these days and the physique of all top players it's naive to think anything other than the number of players not on the gear is vanishingly small

Absolutely loads of things age well Fish, please do not try and justify your love of skin-deep American comedy again

A nice and easy 2-0 win.

1-0 Lascelles to get a bullet header in the top sack.

If you can remember the 90s you weren’t there. Or something.

TOTP moved from Thursday to Friday in 1996, so right in the middle of [gestures] all that. I'd have been going out on Fridays by then too, but we were cheapskates so we'd pre-drink at someone's house before getting the metro in to the Mayfair or wherever between 9 and 10, so we'd definitely watch some of the early evening telly before heading out. I have weirdly vivid memories of the Spice Girls' first performance on TOTP. "Via satellite from Japan". Life-changing.

Range Rovers?

Alexa, give me a visual representation of the rest of toontastic looking at Gemmill as Everton beat West Ham away.....

Is that aimed at someone on here?

Pointless exercise. Numbers of records sold means fuck all (and I'm actually pleasently surprised Urban Hymns and Jagged little pill are there). The number one hit, a rehash of a good song, just illustrates the utter mawkishness of the British public which hasn't changed one jot. There was masses of shit in the 90s but also some good stuff before it became the last decade for music to take a stand before it was obliterated by the unadulterated crap thrown out from "talent" shows and music streaming. Where are the Beatles, Pink Floyds, Radioheads, ***insert countless pre 2000's bands*** now? Eh, EH?

Eliminate the movie/TV/charidee/dead celeb tie-ins and you're left with an excellent top three, to be fair. But yes, not great otherwise.

I guess grouping an entire decade together is a bit daft too though

And yet the PJ & Duncan years are comprehensively documented. There's no justice.

The TOTP repeats on BBC Four have been very good for illustrating that. Of course, I mostly prefer the utter shit...

It's this exactly, imo.

Her gum to teeth ratio has evened out a bit better as she has aged.

Fucken hope we batter the cunts.

Ooof I’m surprised he wasn’t following the Middle East thread on a third device for the full house

Gary Nevile is complaining like fuck which makes it even better.