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There's one on there who sent his son to a Northumberland boarding school and became a mag. He describes his own son as scum.

Fyp

“ You may now place the ring on your bride’s finger” ” Spoilt for choice here marra”.

The average RTG bedroom:

Every woman on earth during this FA cup final:

That above has got to be the most number of apologies in a day here with Rayvin not involved.

VERY VERY UNLUCKY NOT TO GET AT LEAST A POINT LAST NIGHT AGAINST A WELL DRILLED AND EXPERIENCED DORTMUND TEAM. THE STATS DON'T LIE WE WERE BETTER THAN THEM FOR THE MOST PART ALTHOUGH BOTH TEAMS HAD GOOD OPENINGS. A COMBINATION OF A LACK OF QUALITY IN THE FINAL THIRD AND DARNED BAD LUCK SEEN US FIRE A VERY RARE BLANK. THERE WON'T BE MANY OF THEM THIS SEASON. YES I SHOUTED ALL OF THAT. BITE ME.

Excludes most of RTG as well

https://jimll.co.uk/product/vitruvian-beardsley/

Presumably the same loophole they used until Johnson actually went to prison.

And they'll be keeping three each on you....

Give my regards to the groom and his sister- hope they have a happy marriage. Wish her luck with her GCSE’s next year too.

It’ll be nice when it’s finished

Depends on the odds, doesn't it?

Aye their CEO or whatever had to step down because it was proven they all knew and Johnson had admitted it to them but they carried on protecting and playing him. In any case, one is a nonce and one placed a couple of bets a year ago - why are they equating them like it’s some equal issue? Even if they had stepped in and said we won’t play the bloke he’s a nonce it’s absolutely not the same as playing a bloke ahead of a ban for betting . They’re acting like betting is some horrific thing, he should know better and he’s daft for doing it but there’s no malice or harm done he’s just broke rules, Johnson preyed on a child. Sometimes I think back about whether they really did support Johnson that much but then you read posts like that and it’s clear as fucking day they all did.

Pack it up lads… we’ve been invayded. All 5 of us.

What the fuck is lenient about his ban? It’s longer than both Trippier and Toney received. Yes there was the possibility of a 3 year ban but howay no fucker is getting that unless it was proven they were fixing games in order to have the bet come in, he was betting on games he didn’t play in. Not sure why they think a complete 10 month worldwide ban from football where he will miss his new club playing CL footy as well as an international tournament for his country is lenient . The “leniency” was because he immediately owned up to it, has agreed to participate in the steps they have demanded which reduced it from 3 years to 10 months it’s fuck all to do with Saudi Arabia. I’m not Neves biggest fan but I really hope we do loan the fucker in January just to watch them lose their minds.

Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. Just try catching me when I’m fully greased.

Go North East are on a potential 12 week strike as of tomorrow due to the company being a pack of cunts. Fucking fair play to them, it must be a misery of a job if they’re willing to go a potential unpaid 3 months ahead of Christmas

There’s a three page thread on Tonali which only started today. Presumably the much longer one had been hidden from public view. Anyway I enjoyed these contributions from Dumb and Dumber: You’ve got one suggesting he’s not a gambling addict because he only admitted that after he was caught. Which makes zero fucking sense. As does the suggestion (again) that the Saudis bribed people to get him a lenient sentence. Then the reply saying that playing him will be feeding his addiction. And they’re already pissed off about his January-signing replacement. I bet these two were chuffed when it was announced and have already managed to have gotten themselves all wound up about it.

That Keith is one special lad if he was a Newcastle fan sending up mackems he couldn’t do a better job of it

Any idea what this magic loophole is, and can we exploit it for the next 10 months?

"Which one's the finger, boss?"

He is probably thinking AR-15 is a psalm tbh.

Don't over do it with the blue pop at the open bar.

I’ll take a tight 1-0 and no more injuries tbh

He's blasting peptides at a minimum, same as all the Bayern players that have all packed on 10-20lbs of lean muscle within a year of training with the team. Like you say if running did that Mo Farah would built like a Greek god.

“ Sandro, I’m ina da kitchen- come stuff my cannelloni mio amore!”

Erm…

The happy couple.

Mrs. F. works a large, penguin-themed housing group in sunderland. According to her, their interior decorating is less Dulux- inspired and more H-Block. Hands may not even play a part in it.

"What do you think about online pornos, pal?" "Bible, mate"

The food / travel show he did in Italy was canny

How dare you link Stanley Tucci to the Tory party. I don't care how true it is, shame on you!

Would love it if he played and scored

Sorry mate I hadn’t realised the two bar hitting incidents were time specific. I’ll gan out into the yard and thrash meself.

Take that you bastards

Roy Carroll has entered the chat and is fucking seething....

The body was still warm, vulture's man !!!