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That thread with a welcome committee for all those people from the blog was the warmest welcome this place has ever given anyone as well That is quite literally the best we are capable of.

Because you's don't advertise the place and scare off the faint of heart the moment they arrive

Willock being barged into their keeper and it being ruled as a foul on their keeper, despite EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANGLE showing the clear foul on Willock, still gives me palpitations. I wake up at night in a cold sweat most nights screaming "It's a goal or a pen, pick one you thick fucking cunt ref."

"How am I doing, CT?" "You'll do for me, me bonny bairn."

It's that they both like 'chatting' with ten year old boys online.

rolled out the red carpet for the cunts tbh

Who knows. Plus he plays as an inverted seveN.

Doesn't matter he's home now.

As I was saying a few weeks ago /

Pearson would have something in his gob other than a snickers if gemmill had some quality time alone with him.

I'm not that old you cheeky cunt. I'm not taking this from a new comer, and I still regard people like Rayvin as new comers.

As a newcomer..... An affinity with Pearson: Is that because you both hide in bushes and take photos of unsuspecting people? Or because you both talk like you have a snickers in your gob and a severe peanut allergy? Or a little of column A and a little of column B?

You're being picked apart by TT's PREMIER hyena crew. Just lie down and play dead!

I think Gemmil and Wikki might have over done the espresso machine a bit this morning

What a SLAAAAAAAAAAGG I bet she would be first to sign up for Married a Narcissist at First Shag dog shit TV!

Spoken like someone who's never one throated an American Sizzler from Asda.

TIN FOIL HAT (Conspiracy theories not included)

FYP.

There was a skein of geese flying over the A19 this morning, fighting a losing battle, as they were effectively stationary You could see them thinking “ Fuck this…honk”.

Damn fucking right we do, we're like the sas, you have to have the right mind set to survive the selection process.

"Tragic games"

How the FUCK did it take you so long to find this place?

YAAAASS! LOVE THIS AGGRESSION! Put your fucking READERS on PL before you step to Yorkshire-T, you old cunt!

Is this finally our replay from last season where we had the worst VAR decision EVARR chalk off a match winning goal?

Fyp

See, normal people consider what you’re asking them to do here and think to themselves “hmmm… reckon I’d look a bit of a twat humming tunelessly into my phone…” Hope this helps x 😘

You buya, you bewarea. Tougha titti. Italian cunts.

Yeah…here they are in action…

Either that or they hovering over that new open grave out of curiousity.

I'd take a punt on him this weekend, I bet he knows what's at stake and wants to accumulate some good wins and lay a path to breaking even.

Ugh I bet she is fucking HORRIBLE.

You forgot your readers lad? So how would I know.............................mate. That's what he used to do. Get a topic going. 'Lets speak to Barnaby in Kensington' 'Blah blah blah, Tory Tory Tory, blah blah' 'Great call Barnaby. Next is Barry in Burnley' 'Hi Mate, what's your point mate' CUNT

Gave up on 5Liven years ago. I listen to sport every now and then. I like Mark Chapman. But cunts like Peter Allen can go suck a fart out of a dead's cats are for me the cunt.

I don't see PIF or the other owners tearing up the gameplan over this one matter. Eventually, there's going to be plenty of other bad transfers in the course of the club's evolution, as well as we've done in the market so far you can't eliminate all risk. Mind you if they stick with him and lets say he comes back and plays next year he could still be a great player for us for years to come. They'll be focusing on finding wriggle room to sign a couple of players in January to strengthen where we couldnt in the summer.

The big Italian clubs are completely bent. That's news to none of us. We've been had and that's that. What's interesting for me is to see how the PIF react. They won't like the optics of being made to look foolish. (Even though it's likely there's nothing that could've been done to avoid it.) It might be the signal to stop playing so nice with FFP if they get the impression they've been had. There's obviously some plan in place behind the Saudi league transfers that have gone through recently. We might see that develop faster than was otherwise thought. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I am enjoying the slow burn of our development. But by the same token everyone is and has been doing everything they can to cut away the rope ladder behind them to stop us developing in exactly the same way they did in the past. If we did get funky I think I'd get over any worries about "not playing fair" pretty quickly when the likes of Klippity Klopp, Rio Ferdinand and the others start complaining like they're at the top on nothing but a shoestring budget and old school English true grit. The reality of world football (and international business in general) appears to be that "fairness" is an advertising campaign slogan behind which hides skullduggery and nonsense of the highest order. If we want our club to rise to the top, then we need to play by the same "rule of appearances" the others at the top operate behind and not the actual rules which they implemented behind them because those rules are intended to keep us down and show us where we belong. This entire saga could be a wakeup call for everyone that if we want to play nice then we'll be taken for fools.

Living with your mum and dad and holidaying with them annually must be a help though.

A frustrating 0-0

Neither of the Gravy Seals would stand a chance against Colin “The Wanker” Wanker.

It's a Pardew / HBA situation - only difference is, I think Sancho would leave and become a world beater whereas HBA left and became a pie eater.

Tory party today.

Would you really expect £40 a month to make a difference? Are you for fucking real, you whopper?! What if they have sky to provide broadband to help them with job applications? What if they manage to get a job on £10 an hour, and still struggle to put food on the table? Have you ever been in a food bank? I have it's fucking miserable. I grew up on benefits and free school meals because my dad had a heart attack and couldn't work anymore. Is he a cunt for putting AOL in the house when broadband came around? I'm lucky that I got a decent education and work in a largely middle class profession now so my kids hopefully never have to worry about it but I would never, under any circumstances, talk down to someone who has to access benefits to survive. Anyone who does belongs in a furnace IMO.