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Very good point tbf. You don't know where this behaviour can lead. One minute your celebrating a minor windfall in sainsbury's, next you're buying creme eggs in bulk from Macro and peeling them in the hope of finding a white chocolate one.

Would you really expect £40 a month to make a difference? Are you for fucking real, you whopper?! What if they have sky to provide broadband to help them with job applications? What if they manage to get a job on £10 an hour, and still struggle to put food on the table? Have you ever been in a food bank? I have it's fucking miserable. I grew up on benefits and free school meals because my dad had a heart attack and couldn't work anymore. Is he a cunt for putting AOL in the house when broadband came around? I'm lucky that I got a decent education and work in a largely middle class profession now so my kids hopefully never have to worry about it but I would never, under any circumstances, talk down to someone who has to access benefits to survive. Anyone who does belongs in a furnace IMO.

Toenail. We've downloaded Paddy Power by mistake.

Oh, believe me. WE FUCKING KNOW.

Addicts don't realise/know they're addicts, he didn't screw us over, Milan may have, but not the player. He's potentially a very good one, needs support not vilification, hope he gets it, the daft bugger.

Slippery slope this man. I worked with a guy a while back who was into collectable coins and metal detecting. Cunt obsessed over checking every single 2p coin in the hope he'd find one from the year that they changed from reading "two pence" to "new pence" (or vice versa) with the old lettering. Carry on down this path and before you know it you'll be meeting up folk like CT in a field with your metal detectors on the weekends.

Aye, what’s the point in having universally hated owners if we can’t act the cunt from time to time?

Hello Quiff. Fuck off

The point is that it's lazy arsehole chatter designed to demonise people. It's not a serious point that's being made, it's just some little clown trying to get likes from fellow arseholes on Facebook. We're not gonna have a discussion about whether someone would or wouldn't have Sky if they couldn't feed their kids, because Sky and phone contracts are not why poverty is on the rise and life expectancy is declining in this country. But posts like that one shared on Facebook are an attempt to suggest and nudge people towards believing that those things are the cause. And "if these scummers just cancelled their sky it would all be fine." Anyone who likes and shares this sort of stuff is just a vindictive little knobhead. So it's no great surprise to find a prospective Tory candidate doing it.

I wonder if there’s a Tonali-sized deal with Saudia incoming

Didn't take long for the Brexit crew on here to turn on the Italian lad did it? Waving your little union jacks.

You can dress it up in terms of needing help with addiction etc etc but is that claim actually true? Seeing as Toenail and his agent walked through the front doors of SJP and lied to the owners ,managers & coaches, players and supporters of NUFC am thinking he can fuck right off. It’s a cunts trick. What do people think his manager’s attitude will be towards him now? And his teammates?

It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand

Off What Alex said. I grew up on a council estate and I knew a few people on benefits. Parents worked but in low income jobs and usually only one parent. My dad couldnt work for a period and we ended up on free school meals for a period. Yet My sister always snips at people on benefits. She's an utter mong and I can't talk politics with her. She voted Tory and her reasoning was 'Mum said we can vote who we like and its where I aspire to be' My retort of 'what a self serving cunt who wouldn't piss on their bairns if they were on fire?' didn't go down too well.

Very few of the people I’ve known that have had to use benefits wanted to. They all, invariably, felt some misplaced shame in having to use them, even though they were in the situation through no fault of their own. One of the most distasteful things (of the many) about Tories is their utter disregard for people who’ve run in to trouble financially*, trouble usually caused by rancid Tory policies. This, whilst at the same time handing out PPE and Ferry contracts to weeks-old firms with no prior experience, no PPE, and no fucking boats. The billions lost to their mates, and the billions that has been spent on all aspects of Brexit, plus the billions Brexit has cost us in trade losses, makes the cost of giving people a living benefit when it’s needed look like chicken feed. That fucking cunt Johnson and his fucking cunt wife spent more on wallpaper than most families live on for a few years… … then got someone else to pay for it. * unless they have double-barrelled surnames, went to “good” schools, and have a weekend pile in the country, in which case they bung them a few million in contracts.

I dunno. I mean, sure, if you can’t beat them, join them. But I’ve also been enjoying being able to use how the Saudis have so far played by the rules to deflect criticism of blood money buying success. There was something particularly satisfying about the goal scorers against PSG: three players who were here before the takeover and Dan Burn.

Loan swap with Tonali equalling exactly the number of months he's banned for

What I wanna know is, if we've got the power to fix all these matches the mackem claim, why can't we make this go away? Useless Saudi overlords.

Ooooh, listen to this. He's been down sarf so long he's gone all la di dah and forgotten his roots!

Well he deserves the stereotype tropes imo.

Former colleague sent me this just now 🤣🤣🤣

Aye but we've got better food and fitter lasses-AHHHH FUCK!

My Mrs is from Yorkshire and has that Yorkshirey adoration for the place. I mean, I get it, she grew up in a nice part of Yorkshire, and there are some beautiful parts of the county. But it's not that it's nice, it's that it's nicer than everywhere else. Which I don't get. The pressure to move to Yorkshire is very real. I found that Mancs will be proud of where they're from, despite it's admittedly shit bits. Same with Geordies. But Scousers and Yorkshiremen think their place is flawlessly amazing and everywhere else is shit. One of my wife's school friends went travelling across Australia and on his return earnestly complained that he missed the dry stone walls.

I remember the Profanisaurus entry for Barnsley Blowjob which was where you're humping a lass from that particular Yorkshire hellhole when she farts so powerfully that it parts your bollock hair.

ewerk's problem is that he has a Fisher Price phone. Yours are too numerous to list. Fucking paying £40 a year to Audi to use Google search when you're sat with Android auto. I bet you're the only direct debit they've got coming in for that business model which died in the early 2010s.

It's a Pardew / HBA situation - only difference is, I think Sancho would leave and become a world beater whereas HBA left and became a pie eater.

But I'm equal parts thrilled and shocked that a man whose arrogance far outweighs his competence has failed to make the grade. Tale as old as time. Some of you lads on here would know ALL about that. Naming no names of course.

Including J69. Sammy and J69 sitting in a tree.......

I'll second this. I'm wary to say this cos I don't want to sound patronising but HMHM you've got a real flair for creative writing. There's got to be some job you can apply this to. The Lee Ryder stuff, creases me up just thinking about it.

Oh, boy. Quantum Sleep, as my mate used to call it

Aye but after the charade of Chelsea last year and Liverpool's bid to rerun games until they get an outcome they like, I think I'm done with the idea that we need to be playing with a straight bat personally.

If you look at that algoithm, it bascally says that all anybody should aspire to is to feed their kids. Do that, and well done, just forget about providing them with anything else they need to become productive content adults, like having parental time with them. Heaven forbid anyone should be allowed to have luxuries like a smart phone contact or Netflix subscription - literally FUCK those people. You've got to hand it to this government like. They successfully demonised the unemployed throughout the 80s, especially here in the NE, and of course they're still doing it despite Brexit supposed to be a cure for this. But now they've massively expanded the net and demonised the working poor. Some of these families have both parents working multiple jobs but its not enough, all pleasure in their lives need to be extinguished. Because its clearly THESE people who are responsible for the utter mess this country is in. Them and the immigrants.

A man must have a code

Spent too much time in Italy this summer

That the Bruno who scored that back heel volley against Southampton on his full debut and the Isak who scored within minutes of his first game away to Liverpool? I get what you're saying and I do think it applies to Tonali and Hall but not sure using those two examples works. With regards to Tonali, from what I'm reading it's sounding more and more likely that the Juve player was that fucked with debt from gambling he was desperate for a way out and coming clean about it was that for him. Before he grassed up Tonali there doesn't appear to have been any investigation into him. So I think those who are suggesting Milan knew or that we can get some money back on him are in dreamland. We're just going to have to put on our big boy pants and suck it up. A loan move in January, particularly if we're still in Europe and challenging for the top four, seems a good bet. But more immediately, it's fortunate Willock appears to be nearing a return and Anderson is starting to look more and more like he can compete for a starting position.

Jermaine. The racism just OOZES out of this one, doesn't it. DISGUSTING.

Strawb, you promised you were going to PM me that brand of leather cleaner you said was great for white stains on chaps, did you forget? Mate? TBF I rarely get the leather on and go for rides in the country but I do use it to travel everywhere, rain hail or burning rock shine

I tried to protect your name in this Dave. I won't be so kind next time.

Aye. He doesn’t fucking mind taking our money and presenting Family Fortunes though, does he?