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It's like selling a house and not declaring Gemmill is your next door neighbour. Dubious legally but absolutely wrong morally. Leaving aside the fact that Tonali and Milan have screwed us over, I never understood why lengthy football bans were a suitable answer, and how this is going to help his problem (same with Ivan Toney). Also I've no idea what type of due dilligence you need to undertake when signing a multi-million footballer. Hopefully it has some clause on addiction problems because its sucha common problem amongst footballers, and it will allow us to pursue legal action.

I bet you drive around the mean streets of Poole in an old MG. Roof down, ponytail flapping in the wind, resting the sleeve of your paisley shirt on the rolled down window, glancing at yourself in the wingmirror and giving it a knowing grin and the double eyebrows.... "Life is good, Robert. Life. Is. Good."

I notice in another thread thread that you drive a Ford Focus. Membership criteria for the cool kids seems to have changed somewhat since ah were a lad

Downstairs Loo. You can bet anywhere these days.

Unbelievably proud Dad

You can knock Audi drivers but I’d like to see you drive and put makeup on and text at the same time. And then there’s the women ones

Make them live next door to Gemmill.

LukaRyder

That thread title will cost us a result here. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

Pep Aroni

Howdy neighbour

I think it's fair to say the fun's stopped.

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He does need help, that’s a given. He’s also blatantly lied through omission. That’s a £50 million lie. Balls like watermelons or never to be trusted in the dressing room? I get that he’s an addict but he is also party to removing the problem from his beloved Milan and putting it , white hot, into the in tray of NUFC. That’s perhaps not literal fraud, but it is certainly morally fraudulent

The LTA Jaysus unintentional seal of approval

Yeah. I hadn’t formed this opinion till May of this year when I saw some of the cunts at my brothers wedding

Great news @Dr Gloom, I've managed to secure you a ticket. Let's call it £120, a little extra for my effort? Wire me the money (with all your bank account details please) and I'll send it over. You're welcome.

Get an xbox series s and pay monthly for gamepass. now fuck off.

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

I used to have an Audi, currently driving a Merc…

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I remember when Keegan walked under Ashley. Anyway I was working in Belfast and then was travelling home and had my phone in flight mode. When I checked it I had a text off my mate about how Wise had been sacked and Keegan was reinstated with a transfer war chest etc. Then at the end it was Carlsberg don’t do text messages… I was fucking seething the stupid fucking cunt. It was still raw as it was only about two days after the event. We’re still mates btw

As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you

The return leg at SJP is going to be a one spicy meatball!

Off to Hamburg tomorrow for a long weekend. Looks about right.

I went yesterday and there were 3 staff and NO FUCKING QUEUE. I was so dumbstruck I couldn't get the words out about what I needed from them.

Ticket office certainly needs an extra pair of hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

i'm going for a routine home win. 6-0

Sammy thread. Gemmill predicting disaster. Guaranteed victory coming up. 10-0. Botman, 4 goals.

Will he still be allowed to train with the club if banned? He's gonna need to lay off the Moretti and spaghetti, if not.

Cunt I thought you were serious for a second and my heart leapt

Jitterbug.

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out? can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not

Its alreet Wor Sean has it covered.

@LongTimeAdmirer, just walk away, walk the fuck, away!

BMW hating is so yesterday, Range Rover drivers are the bigger cunts these days. Put them up against a wall, I say.

I can't see him doing that in all honesty unless he's facing a custodial sentence, which some rumours seem to suggest he could. However, it could be that he feels like Milan shafted him - sold him when he didn't want to leave, didn't get him the help he need etc - in which case he launches them under the bus. I'd take Tonali being banned for 12 months if we got our money back from Milan in the process. Canny little bosman transfer that

Unless Tonali comes out and says that Milan were aware. I know he won’t want to turn on his boyhood club but if the alternative is him being liable then he might have a change of heart.

Thankfully they’d wiped the porridge off…

Did a drop at The Electric Centre ( sparkies version of Plumb Centre), and it appears they’re promoting a new type of plug.…

Now obviously we all have a no Piers Morgan rule, but he gets an absolute schooling here. This bloke runs rings round him https://x.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1714534404742131733?s=20

It'll just be daft co-op games she wants to play where I'm doing 90% of the work and she's just traipsing along behind me falling off things. Like there's some game called Unravel 2 where you're two balls of string connected together and you have to get through levels. That kind of thing. Meanwhile I'll be getting the REAL SHIT played when she's not around.

I don't like entertaining conspiracy theories but it probably would have suited Netanyahu to "allow" a minor incursion to provide red meat for the nutters, but maybe he was caught unaware of the extent? Either way, one of the few good things to come from this is that cunt is finished politcially. I just hope more moderates can fill the gap.

If Tonali goes down, we might have to fucking take him

It wouldn’t be a proper international tournament without the right amount of English hubris.