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Rob (who I’ll admit I never got on with) mentioned once about being at university when the moon landings took place. So while he’s no spring chicken now he wasn’t anywhere near as old as he used to make out back then. I think he thought it gave him an air of wisdom instead of it being another example of his being a weapons-grade gobshite. Obviously I may edit this if he’s dead

Chained to Gemmill's bed.

On a lighter note, whilst we're contemplating changes to SJP probably running up to hundreds of millions in costs. there's another thread there on SoL ground improvements. This one may need a feasibility study.

That one's for the famine, you English prick.

My mam’s 2nd husband, who had more than a passing resemblance to Sutcliffe, was interviewed at least twice by CID at our house. I remember being fucking gutted when it turned out not to be him.

Was it your £1,700 they had in the bank at the point the winding up order came in?

Didn't even come on here to tell the 10K kid that there was none left. Gloom left like the Japanese bloke who refused to believe the war was over.

I have to buy loads of popcorn. This might be highly entertaining.

He couldn’t even provide proof of owning a jacket that didn’t have Rich Energy plastered all over it

Every now and then twitter goes mental for AI which is when this lad popped up

They want to hope some of his fucking bets came off then.

He drinks Moretti Likes a bet-i

I still find photos of Iran from the 60s/70s before the revolution absolutely mind-blowing. It's somehow culturally regressed by hundreds of years in the 40 years since the nutters took power.

Because they couldn’t fulfil that big an order

You know things are bad when CT ridicules you. 🙂

100%. The only way there will ever be peace is if israel pulls out of the West Bank and East Jerusalem, hands over the settlements to the PLO, then removes the blockade and opens up Gaza to the global economy. But it can't do that as long as Hamas is calling the shots. A two state solution is the only solution but it seems doomed to failure. And it's a pipe dream right now given we're a million miles from either side even thinking about sitting around the negotiation table. You can understand why Israelis are reticent, especially after this assault. Israel sees the Arab enemies on its border as an existential threat. There's an expression in Israel that goes something like: there is no peace until the Palestinians put down their weapons. If Israel puts down its weapons, there is no Israel.

@wykikitoon Have you and your mates held your watch party for the new Savile drama yet? Trying to convince my lass we should watch it, but in hindsight I think doing a Jimmy Savile impersonation throughout the conversation might have been a mistake.

“Have a go, you must, if hard enough you think you are”

Disnae…

Huge night for the board's placca jocks. SHOW YOURSELVES!

He's lying though to be fair to him. There is nowt more premium than a product that you can't even buy. It wouldn't be premium if it was mass produced beef jerky. Premium = Never produced beef jerky.

ITT: Renton and wykiki have underfloor heating. Wykiki has a KITCHEN GUY.

soft posh shite

HIs Andy Capp avatar probably didn't help. I mean, I still imagine Alex as James Dean when I know for a fact that is a million miles away from the truth. And Gloom is a 1980s Barry Venison.

When I finally got through to the ticket site after an hour plus in the queue I was confronted with this message, which did wonders for my mood

Take the piss all you like McGroin, but my post has already generated TWO quickfire responses, proving that it's exactly what the people wanted.

i'm so happy for you rob

They don't bang into everything when they go to the toilet.

Have you watched The Long Shadow? It's on itvx. All about the Yorkshire Ripper. It must be Yorkshire Wrong'Un Awareness Month.

"Now then now then" was exactly how I opened the negotiations with my lass.

Fuckin ferret botherer

As much as I find the bloke utterly bizarre, it’d be absolutely funny as fuck if it turned out he did actually have the money, and turned Reading around. Certain humanitarian friends of ours, not too far away, would get another hefty boot to their already bruised under luggage. #imagine.

I think it just goes to show the power the media has on public perception really. A handful of extremists carried out 9/11 and pushed a load of right leaning dickheads further to the right and gave them unwritten permission to attack an entire race of people. Tommy Robinson and his little band of braindead idiots might try and pretend it was only Islam they had an issue with, but I have Hindu friends who have awful stories of these morons throwing things, spitting and abusing them just after the attacks on the trade centre just because they "looked" like them. The same is equally true for Jewish people I have no doubt. It's all appalling, and even more shocking that it still happens in 2023.

Jesus. This international break is taking its toll. We are talking about the weather now.

I think it's important to remember why Israel exists (as well as it's right to exist), but also what the long term impact it has had on the Palestinians too. They never really had a say in the creation of Israel, and if that's not managed with empathy then it allows hatred to grow and fester, and what has happened since becomes sadly inevitable. Hamas should be strung up for their actions, but it shouldn't come at the cost of the innocent people who also just want the right to exist, the same as their neighbours.

My lad is 13, perfect vision, and still walks in to fucking walls and doors.

We need this stuff livestreamed lads. Let's get Andrew to spend the patreon money on some 4k cameras.

No idea what the actual motivation behind his posts are like. It’s an unsolvable mystery

I’m sure McClaren reckoned he was two-footed when we signed him. I mean he literally is but not in the footballing sense

Shouldn't "are you not entertained?" come after the fights, or the very least during? Also promising blood that may not come is awfully presumptuous. Also this card and the lord being merciful seem like they'd be mutually exclusive. To sum up, I'd rather de-crease my bollocks in a trouser press. Thanks for sharing though mate 👍

And authoritarianism is alive and well on the SMB.