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🎶 I was watching European club football From my home upon the Wear And watching all those clubs playing Brought forth a mighty tear For watching half the teams playing It brought paternal pride Formed by travelling mackem workmen Who journeyed from Wearside Many flags we did make them Many strips we did donate Some of this is bullshit Not a little bit..... .....but we'll just...... ..... Keep riding...... ......with it. 🎵

Verse 2 🎵 I'm a bullshit spreader My bullshit is in bold Not only did we invent all flags We also so I'm told Were first to say ha'way the lads My bullshit I trust on you are sold 🎶

Nope

On the river where they used to invent the flags

Thank you Ciaran, for giving us Joelinton the midfielder

brilliant news

If anything we'd think you weren't being harsh enough

Dazzler's slotted in very quickly, which either means he's a(n) (alright) cunt or was the Quiff of their board/forum/old person chatroom and they're glad to be shot of him. He's already arguing with the spreadsheet boys, so let's hope he stays the course.

Not many peypul know that Sunderland and their inhabitants from yesteryear actually invented inventing stuff. Up until the first time they said 'let's start just inventing stuff' everything new in the world was just a big massive flewk that somehow just happened, it took a mackem to actually plan on makking owt, marra. Fade to title...... 🎵 I'm a story teller And my stories must be told. We invented inventing And then we invented massive flags We invented those cloth like symbols And we did it before the mags. 🎶

It’s going to be a long international break

Joking apart though, what a fucking seismic moment in the recent history of our club that was

Random thing. Was thinking of going to Arran next year for a break, came across this place of interest, a picnic table. I can't get the location embedded here for some reason, so here's a screenshot: The reviews are are brilliant, I will definitely visit and add to them.

It's Pop Robson I feel sorry for here, he's unwittingly the face of this fucking idiot, (I'd say half wit but does he even have half?)

Pointing this out is no way me showing support for Hamas but it's interesting framing from the BBC Isrealis killed but Palestinians died

steve wraith's consultancy fee was very competitive

4 more years and Dan Neil will still be at Sunderland, questioning his life choices after reading that they opted out of a promotion they were never in the running for.

Thoughts and prayers should be enough

@Howmanheyman

In fairness, I'd pay good money to watch the cast of GB clinging to a fence like Sarah Connor in T2 as SkyNet blasts the studio with a nuclear missile. Imagine watching Piers Morgan stripped to his comically plastic skeleton.

I take care of the whole head. Just like your Mum! Heyooohhhhhhh

If Liverpool won it we’d have to hear about how Klopp rounded up the lads and took them to the supermarket to pack bags as a fundraiser for his transfer funds. He then valiantly took the £30 raised and bought a world cup winner and a few other players, which equated for a net spend of £100m profit if you add in the Coutinho sale from donkeys years ago, just have to ignore a bunch of players they’ve bought in the meantime. We will then get a bunch of Klopp being happy, everyone is his best mate, and the insufferable, spineless cunts who interview him all forget that he’s a massive, massive cunt of a bloke and go back to licking his hairy hoop. He will fly to Turkey for some more fake veneers ahead of the title winning game. I’ll pass on them cunts winning it.

you'd think really that keith not only as a moderator but also someone who has as his avatar a mackem who devoted the best years of his career playing for newcastle would be more prone to reasoned debate. but no. a slobbering, stupid cunt right up there with exile.

He does, and I understand the frustration, but @Rayvin, this is not the way to go. Hope you get a suspended mate.

xGDog.

And we know who to thank for this:

Thank fuck it wasn't his Blair moment otherwise he'd have flattened the poor fuckers house in the search for WMDs and had him waterboarded in one of the back rooms.

I got one! stunned! current success rate 2/7

Glass. They invented that. Surprised they don’t make more of, it’s a clear winner.

So we can scratch Blur from that list now?

@LongTimeAdmirer Do we know if Kuol has been picked for the Australian squad for the "Ashes" game? Sorry but after putting all those links in the update for you, I can't be arsed to look, and make sure you finish the washing up!

I prefer mega cunt, but whatever suits tbf. I think I did alright on Ed's blog. I haven't been banned on the discord server yet, at least. Though I did cause uproar one night by calling a mackem troll on the blog a kiddie fiddler, and laboured the point a fair bit. I don't think such a comment would even be noticed here

this explains a lot. He’s been far from his scintillating best this season, I suspected he was carrying a niggle. Hopefully it improves after a two week rest. The fact that he has still scored seven goals despite not being fully fit underlines how fucking class he is

"Injured"

Fucking hell what a choice - Trump, an OAP with dementia symptoms or a QAnon truther. Only one solution: "Fuck it. Gather the Armada. It's time to bring these dopey cunts back into the commonwealth."

From .com Garang Kuol (Volendam): A 1-0 home win over Utrecht on Friday raised Volendam off the foot of the Eredivisie. Garang played 87 minutes and supplied an assist for the goal. Ryan Fraser (Southampton): The Saints were held 1-1 at home by Rotherham United in the Championship on Saturday, Fraser joining the action as a 63rd minute replacement. Jeff Hendrick (Sheffield Wednesday): A day off for Jeff on Saturday, watching a 0-0 home draw with Huddersfield Town in the Championship from the bench. Harrison Ashby (Swansea City): The Swans march on in the Championship, 3-1 victors at Plymouth Argyle on Saturday. Harrison was again benched, making the briefest of appearances in the 92nd minute. Jamal Lewis (Watford): Another 90 minutes and a booking for Jamal as the Hornets ended their losing run by drawing 1-1 at Cardiff City in the Championship on Saturday. Max Thompson (Northampton Town): The goalkeeper was among the unused substitutes on Saturday, as the Cobblers lost 0-1 at Shrewsbury Town in League One. Kelland Watts (Wigan Athletic): Kell failed to reappear for the second half of Wigan's 0-1 loss at Stevenage in League One on Saturday. Matty Bondswell (Newport County): A full shift for Matty on Saturday but County lost 1-2 at home to Harrogate Town in League Two. Joe White (Crewe Alexandra): Arriving from the bench on the hour, Joe was unable to prevent his side losing 2-4 at Salford City in League Two on Saturday. Cameron Ferguson (Forfar Athletic): A 1-3 home defeat by Peterhead in Scottish League Two on Saturday didn't feature Cameron - left on the bench unused. Jay Turner-Cooke (St Johnstone): It finished 0-0 at Pittodrie against Aberdeen in the Scottish Premiership on Sunday but Jay remained unused on the bench. Yankuba Minteh (Feyenoord): Another victory for Feyenoord in the Eredivisie, this time a 2-0 success at PEC Zwolle on Sunday. Minteh completed the opening 63 minutes before taking his leave with the scoring complete. Isaac Hayden (Standard Liege): An encouraging 2-1 home win over Club Brugge in the Belgian First Division on Sunday featuring an 81 minute shift from Isaac at the cost of a yellow card. Rodrigo Vilca (Vozdovac): Sunday saw a 1-1 draw at Cukaricki in the Serbian Super Liga, with Vila entering the fray in the 57th minute when both goals had been scored.

Arran is great. Understated but lovely. I've never been to the picnic table though, that seems like a good excuse for a return visit.

He’s a fucking knacker like. He’s not the only one on there who assumes that the promising young players they have will improve exponentially between now and the age of 25 either. Because that always happens. Like them talking about Jack Clarke being the next Waddle. And the way they went on about Ross Stewart. Instead of recognising them as being just another good player at that level. They’ve obviously recruited well within their financial restraints but the ‘model’ they're following is unlikely to be sustainable in the long run. It’s not like it’s anything new, most clubs without a benevolent owner and / or parachute payments are trying to do something similar.

If Man U get sold the Glaziers may make a move for the mackems.

The bastard offspring of seagull diddling?

The back of his neck

"I commit to drawing pictures of transport projects. Look at this choo choo I did vroooooooom"

I thought she banged Beckham, not his Mrs?

Ffs. Was just getting used to being a Saudi, now I have to become a Palestinian. Wibble.