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Imagine not having kids but still having to go on holiday at half-term. Unlucky.

Sounds like a waste of good Pimms

Sounds like something a mackem in disguise might say....

Ahhh fuck man, I was convinced we had invented flags, but it turns out the mackems did, along with our most famous expression and EVERYTHING else.

They fucking copy everything we do them cunts. Shipyards, striped shirts, equestrian bare knuckle boxing, what's next? They'll be bought out by the Iranian Investment Fund and deny sports washing exists.

This was class move by Areola.

Not many peypul know that Sunderland and their inhabitants from yesteryear actually invented inventing stuff. Up until the first time they said 'let's start just inventing stuff' everything new in the world was just a big massive flewk that somehow just happened, it took a mackem to actually plan on makking owt, marra. Fade to title...... 🎵 I'm a story teller And my stories must be told. We invented inventing And then we invented massive flags We invented those cloth like symbols And we did it before the mags. 🎶

You have to say that it’s impressive that flags originated in a place nowhere near as old as flags themselves though

This is fascinating. 1) I didn't realise that we thought that we had invented flags. It never ceases to amaze me when I find out what I thought. 2) That flags were in fact invented in Sunderland. Up until about 3 minutes ago, I assumed that it was some Chinese/ medieval invention. For a very underwhelming place to visit, Sunderland have some impressive achievements. I was impressed with Athletico Madrid, but I think this one may pip it to be fair.

What have we done as outsiders? I said this years before when we've discussed this 'conflict' here, that what I find unique about this situation is that the world has funded, armed and rallied behind a brutal, invading, occupying force. Contrast that to most other recent wars. Any idiot versed in basic history can tell you that a desperate, extreme and terrible insurgency is a likely outcome in this scenario, so one can only assume the world in general is okay with this result because we aren't doing anything to try and change it. Just repeating more of the same mistakes. Desperately hope Gloomy's family and all innocent folk out there can stay safe from this horrible, depressing situation. For the ones in Israel at least there is some hope. What to say for the 3 million, half of them kids, stuck in a 100km strip of land with no where to escape to and now cut off from power and food, I just don't know.

Ross Camp

I get not being into hiking (to each their own). But I DO NOT FUCKING GET the types who go to the pubs in Keswick, Ambleside etc wearing about a £1000’s worth of immaculate walking gear. I mean if you’re going to pretend to be something, why a rambler? It’s so weird.

I concur completely. I’d further suggest that anyone with an ounce of interest in that prancing fuckin show pony and his horrendous wife needs to reassess their attitude to life in general

Looks fucking shite and I’ll be giving it a swerve. That’s my counter-review

Far from the worst pumping he’s had.

I really don't think we should obsess too much on this one. Our team is riven by injury, we've got many of the same players now playing a game every 4 days. We went away from home to a form team, played poorly but almost won anyway. Loads to be positive about in this. Yes it hurts to lose the 3 points but honestly the team has to make mistakes in order to learn from them. I appreciate that what I'm saying is largely the sentiment in here anyway, I'm just adding my voice to it too.

'Ah waz coming out of the ground and this Boro fan was sticking four fingaz up at iz, whilst at the sayam time spitting on mayad up wimmins and bairns so strayat away ah waz about to clayn him out with a one-a but the Northumbria police, (all fucking mags by the way), got theya horses in the way. Ah pointed out that the Boro fans were takking liberties with the Mayad up wimmins and bairns but theya wouldn't let us past so ah called the horse a mag cunt and ee didn't knaas what to say, he just kept his head down, and used his hooves to cover his eyes with his blinkers. Disgrayasful beyhaviour from the Boro fans and the Mag Northumbria police, like.'

Look at it this way Rent, it could have happened when you were on the train, passing over that very spot - so on the positive side you're not lying under a train and rubble at the bottom of the Viaduct.

The last time we were anywhere close was when Clinton brokered the meeting between Rabin and Arafat at Camp David, which looked promising until an Israeli extremist assassinated Rabin. We’ve been into this before, I’m sure and I don’t have much desire to get into it again. Particularly at the moment. I believe Israel has the right to exist. It also therefore has the right to defend its sovereign territory. The blockade of Gaza is deplorable as is the continued expansion of settlements in the occupied territories. The actions of Hamas are equally deplorable. Let’s not pretend otherwise. A lot of Jewish people blame Palestinians in Gaza for electing them but they haven’t had an election since 2007, I think, so it’s not like they represent all the people there. Just as Bibi, who has had to form a coalition of the most awful nationalists in the country to cling on to power, doesn’t represent most Israeli people. I feel for those who want peace on both sides. It’s absolutely devastating and hopeless. For Israelis and Palestinians alike.

It’s going to be a long international break

Yeah, cos that's definitely what that photo is saying to me!

Similar crotch situations. "Y'all lookin' to get your pasties smashed? Reckon I might could he'p you out there, ma'am."

Just been on Kendall's CCTV YouTube page AND FUCK ME THERE'S GEMMILL AGAIN!! "Last one back home doesn't get a mintcake with their pastie!"

There’ll always be some things that are uniquely sunderland.

'Look, they said err.....go on football forums and try to get people interested in shit fights and pretend it'll be great so I said err... sure, err... why not? But it was just a lie, they're as fucking appealing as trying to lick Thérèse Coffey's mott.'

'Watching the David Beckham documentary', for fuck sake, man.

Gemmill getting his arse handed to him on a plate here… …a plate, on a doily, on a tartan tray, with a selection of nice biscuits.

You’ve got a special pair of “indoor-only” Crocs for The Static, haven’t you?

Ha ha ha. A static caravan wanker. Hope it doesn't float away with you in it when the Derwent next floods.

FMF'sP.

Fyp

I'm in Keswick at half term so that bridge collapsing under you would probably have left you in a better state than me kicking you up and down the length of Keswick main street. If we're trying to focus on the positives.

I totally missed this the other week and feel left out . Cunts. We should mark topics like this as extremely hilarious.

Looks like he is wearing a swimming cap and googles

@Holden McGroin Hope you were able to get the piss smell out of those pants! I told you, it's nothing to do with me. I just write the songs that makes the mag world sing, I get to sing the songs about our special black & white things! Gemmill's predictions make the whole world cry, I write the songs, I write the songs!

At least one Scotland rugby fan can see all sorts of bright sides about the last month though :

Terrible isn’t it. People dragging folk out of their cars, killing prostitutes, drug running…

He’s never fully recovered from the thrill of finding a white chocolate crème egg. Life lost its meaning after that

Can you imagine if the shoe was on the other foot and we were languishing in the 2nd tier whilst they had mega rich, Champions League competing owners? Nah, me neither. 🤣🤣🤣

When he came to pick up the guitar for his kid, MF looked more Phil wrecked in The Arches than Grant.

Am struggling to imagine how pissed I'd be if I was some sort of talented performer and yet this was how I was known.

30p Lee is certainly the master of fake interviews.

So it's your fault? 🙂

Stay in your car.

Not remotely justifying what Hamas has done, but the whole concept of the Gaza strip is some dystopian nightmare, a prison for millions of people hemmed in by 30 foot fences, like West Berlin but worse. It can't go on like this. Israel's solution will propbably be just to erase it from the map entirely, but then what?

Watch the video a bit longer and you'll see him simultaneously vomitting and shitting himself after his swim in Rurker beach.

I dunno, he's a bit long winded. -----> <-------