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I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that.

The nufcblog guys are alright, been plenty of threats, fighting, banter, arguing, ribbing and all that stuff on there over the years. Just think your forum is a bit different (nothing wrong with that) than what that blog was. Don't think you guys meant any malice at all, didn't come across that way anyway. We aren't all wet flannels but if you want to see us like that, well you're a bunch of cunts anyway 😉 haha was an interesting read back on this thread though that's for sure! May not use this much but all the best.

They're rebelling and not conforming like all the rest of the clubs? They're basically the character Rick from the young ones..... Liverpool fan: "I feel sorry for you, you zeros! You nobodies! What's going to live on after you die? I'll tell you: nothing! That's what! [struggling to get the three points back] Oh, this is pathetic!!" Everyone else: " Get a fucking grip, you're not the only ones who gets a shit decision against you." Liverpool fans: "Anfield will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen club. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Liverpool is dead! The People's club is dead! We were robbed by VAR and didn't get our usual preferential treatment."

Say what you want about him but he's clearly an accurate judge of character.

Call it extreme if you like, but the WhatsApp group have read the recent posts and have proposed to hit us hard and hit us fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

May as well just rename the site Cuntastic and be done with it, will save time in the long run

Can’t believe I missed this. Some people are born with decent crack and some people aren’t. Somehow, Fish is the latter and he’s survived. He could have been an inspiration to these lads.

Cheers, mother's crying. Nice one.

It’d certainly stop the friend requests from lost12yr olds in Alabama who think this place is about cartoons.

What the fuck was this about? So a bloke come on announcing their world famous blog (I and I’m sure many hadn’t heard of, but that’s neither here nor there) closed down, which going off his latter posts meant we should have given them a national day of mourning or acted like their family had just died. Then after a few hours announced him and his best friend club had decided they wouldn’t grace us with their presence and that we’re all a bunch of cunts and soopafan’ed on the way out - again expecting the response would be apologetic and full of empathy . Get a fucking grip. Do their mammys make them a nice packed lunch, and ensure their scarf is on nice and snug before they go to the match?

If anyone from their WhatsApp is still reading this, you are the softest bunch of no craic dweebs we've ever had on here. We could've been great together but you quite simply weren't cool enough. Just like my ex-wife.

I need to go overseas more often, can't keep up with all the onfield results and now the forum drama. I was going to recount a story of the amazing community spirit on here, but it seems I'm too late, plus I found out it was just a lie when this forum almost disappeared and not one cunt bothered to try to let me know.

The Premier League really should take notice of one their elite clubs tbh. They could introduce a process whereby Liverpool ( Football Club) can get extra points at the end of each month, depending on how many decisions against them they protest. Call it something like the Conciliatory Arbitration for Liverpool Matches Depending On Whining Noise Levels Accrued. Or CALM DOWN LA.

Guys guys guys guys guys

Lads, if any of you are reading this then you can lick my sweaty ball sack you bunch of dribbling fucking cunts.

I'd like to point out to our new members, 2 reluctant social media stars who reside on this board. Gemmill - you may have seen him and his eloquent prose on YouTube as Adam Pearson LongTimeAdmirer is the popular Charlotte Robson from True Faith. Just don't blow their cover

A: “Ooh you lot are funnier than NO!!” B: ”Please stop taking the piss out of me” If you’re reading this Taco Bell-end can you please explain how you went from A to B in a few hours

Too snobby, too perpetual, too liable to call you a cunt

System worked

Maybe it's time for some self reflection on the cliqueyness and we rename the board The Slaughtered Lamb"

Come on Taco Toucher. Just post something, you know you want to.

This was honestly one of the warmest welcomes I’ve ever seen on here.

Fucking Hell CT, charge your phone!

I didn't even think to read the comments! That's my morning sorted

Get this prick blacked up and on the podcast. Little pencil tache stuck on.

Was talking to a Liverpool fan mate of mine last night and his position was that VAR isn't working and them 'exploring options' will change things for the better. All the other club should follow Liverpool and make a stand. I said that right after the game, Klopp had it right; frustrated but said the referees needed help. He was measured and calm and considered and fair. Then Liverpool throw that approach in the bin and set fire to it. I said mistakes are always going to happen because it relies on people and people aren't infallible. I said the PL clubs should work with the referees, pay for the extra tech (the stuff used in the world cup), fund better training, discourage abuse of officials at grass roots to encourage a larger pool of referees. He said that hasn't worked, so we should get behind Liverpool because they're the only ones trying to change anything. He also genuinely said the following; Yes, because Martin Luther King's famous and fatal speech about the oppression and racism black people face is just like Liverpool throwing a petty pity party because they had a goal wrongly chalked off for offside in a game they had 2 men sent off and lost. Sympathy for Liverpool is huge but not limitless - their 'sporting integrity' statement is absurd (football365.com)

Some people wanted to talk about their beloved club

Mate, Fist said something inappropriate, had a read of the link and then appologised and TBH, that enlightened the rest of us. It looks like you turned up to merely flounce off, that's cool if that's you're thing but some of this behaviour seems more like "we're here! Oh no we're not and we don't like you." Great for kindergarden but a light hearted Newcastle forum, renown for taking the piss out of our team and each other, you probably should have guessed the reaction. You point out I could have check back and had a read, YOU could have had more than a glance at any of the thread on this board and seen exactly what was coming, so who is in the wrong here? As I said, good luck, howay the lads, hope you find a suitable home, maybe go set up something like you had, Ed can probably give you all the code and data, that way it will feel like home.

It's only 12 degrees now ffs. Bet he gets on nufcblog too.

Be honest, it's because you're so rotund that your carer can't get between your cheek and the bog seat to wipe without losing their hand to a crushing injury, isn't it?

Even reading it back they still don’t get it was all in jest. Americans, hey.

This fucking cunt is alright

Were they maybe hoping for some Cocoon type rejuvenation?

Hmmm

What an odd episode. Also, Taco Bell @PaddockLad And he must be Noelie’s fatha if this place is too “hippy-dippy trendy” for him

They should ask mumsnet to start an NUFC room for them. In all seriousness they're all STILL welcome on here, but you've got to not be a giant vagina about it.

As another mate says: "I will also add that Liverpool have completely tucked themselves up here as well. As soon as the next decision goes for them (and it will) and they don’t issue a strongly worded statement condemning VAR (or if Klopp says he didn’t see it) then they will be shown up for massive hypocrisy. Rod meet back."

The butthurt comments from Liverpool fans under that piece are all hilarious, but my favourite is the one who quotes the Niemöller "First they came for the Communists..." speech in its entirety. A simply breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

The irony is not lost on me; fucked by data.

I never quite saw the resemblance between a taco and a massive pussy until today.

It's "and he will kill again" - copyright David Lynch, Twin Peaks. Make of that what you will. Anyway, the majority have spoken and were are not staying here. Good luck fellow NUFC fans, all the best and all that.