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one thing you need to know about gemmill.... he's single handedly kept everton up for the last 3 seasons.

Cheers LTA’s Dad. Do you do her paper round for her too?

I'd like to point out to our new members, 2 reluctant social media stars who reside on this board. Gemmill - you may have seen him and his eloquent prose on YouTube as Adam Pearson LongTimeAdmirer is the popular Charlotte Robson from True Faith. Just don't blow their cover

Am fairly certain his upturn in form is partly due to his on field nanny being back

The way they're going on you'd think this goal was a matter of life and death. What can they possibly do here in escalation other than get a few people sacked and put the fear of God into the officials? They can't undo the result. Loathsome club tbh, absolutely pathetic.

No one? Really? Okay then I’ll do it! FYP

One thing lads. I'm universally recognised as the greatest match thread starter that this site has ever seen. There's an Australian idiot doing it at the minute who's doing OK if you like that sort of thing. (I don't). Just don't start a match thread unless you have a very thick skin and are prepared to be pilloried if the result doesn't work out. We don't even let thebrokendoll start threads anymore after he nearly wrecked Champions League qualification last season.

You're perfectly welcome you big fanny.

You missed out the minute’s silence option

New people should also be aware that MrBass is a CONVICTED RAPIST.

Aye Liverpool asking for the audio in the VAR room now... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66987861 Understand it is going to be debated in parliament tomorrow as well.

Good morning. On behalf of the nation with the superior match thread starters: G'day cunts.

Good thing we usually do so well with newcomers on here

Even though there’s very few female posters, the place is still full of fannies. I also agree, though, that we could do with a few more splitarses signing up. I’ve no idea why there aren’t more?

Hi Everyone, I know you don't know me but I have read this forum on occasion for quite a while. I never posted here as I post only on 'Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog' and met many online friends there (and met a few of them in real life too - all decent Ladies and Gents) Some of you (those that post on or read RTG) may have come across me on there occasionally under the name of HardTackle. I like to toy with the mackems sometimes. Anyway... I am here today because it looks like Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog (a long standing NUFC institution that I am sure many of you will have read or perhaps commented on) is coming to an end, perhaps as soon as tomorrow! As such many regular posters there will be looking for a new home to stay in touch with each other and to meet new NUFC fanatics so I recommended they join here as opposed to NUFC online (as I always found this forum to be funnier when I read stuff on here) All I politely ask is that you don't delete this post so that should Eds blog indeed come to an end people can meet up here. In general we are a nice bunch of lads and lasses. Of course we have our occasional disagreements but usually all with good banter and we have many truly knowledgeable posters on a wide range of football related topics. I can't guarantee that the odd "mackem in disguise" won't follow us here but unless they change their name we already know who they are.

Now is surely a GREAT TIME to mention that Toontastic is run thanks to the support of its members via PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/ToontasticNet

And he's ginger. But currently tucked up in bed with Teddy bear as he's got the vd

Welcome one, welcome all. It's a good laugh on here times, don't take anything too seriously. (And if you use the word 'guys' I'll be around to cut your balls off with a machete).

I’d rather see it happen when he’s still there.

didn't get much sympathy when a cunt of a farmer towed me van away either. not even sure why I stick around really.

I think they’ve all gone already

who the fuck is this cunt?

Hi everyone. Just came from eds blog aswell. HWTL

New posters tend to face a stern initiation when they joined. Just think yourself lucky that no one has called you a cunt yet. Anyway, MF will be back later on with his paddle to really welcome you.

Hi Former commenter on Ed Harrisons blog, Known as Essex Geordie Bill, just testing the water.

CT’s sexy talk with the Mrs.

lots of potential but lacking end product

This thread gone same way as Bandage IYAM

Their range of options as I see it are: 1. Moan about it but eventually move on. 2. Move on. 3. A bit of 1 and 2. 4. Go to the United Nations court of arbitration and petition to get the game restarted at 1-0 to Liverpool and nobody gets sent off just like every other club does when they're delivered a shit sandwich by VAR. Oh wait, that doesn't happen does it?

https://www.nufcblog.com/2023/10/02/the-newcastle-united-blog-is-closing-down/ Best wishes and heartfelt support to Ed and his friends and family

May I take this opportunity to extend my own 12" welcome to all our new arrivals.

I’m a therapist you dyslexic fuck!

Whereas Gemmill got away with it.

a circle of fans in a circle

It's a very efficient system we have here.

Time tested silent observers are one of the hallmarks of this board I'll have you know sir

The van is not remotely green It absolutely eats the fuel but is still cheaper than hiring one! It’s gone well so far, a couple of poor nights but some very good ones and an incredible one in Bristol. We’d never played there and the room was full, people knew the songs and were dancing about and bought merch & vinyls We weren’t expecting any sort of crowd but got about 60 perfect strangers! Weird

nowt shitty about plastic bertrand's lyrical masterpiece.... Yam! Bam! My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed He's swallowed his tongue From drinking all my whisky Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off, I had to sleep in the gutter, Where I had a vision In four colours Come on, let's go! One morning, A chick came to my place Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair, A bandaid, a hangover, Drank my beer, from a big glass made of rubber like an Indian in his igloo Everything's awesome for me Off we go! That chick, What enthusiasm, what a buzz To hit the hay! Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated, "You are the king of the divan" Is what she told me in passing I am the king of the divan Everything's awesome for me Come on! Butt out, back off, Don't touch my planet It's not today that the sky will fall on my head and that I will miss/run out of alcohol Everything's awesome for me On we go! My chick took off, shot through Finally had enough Broke everything the sink, the bar, leaving me alone like a big idiot I put my foot in it Everything's awesome for me

I honestly think that's what they're trying to do here. Make an example and damage the careers of the specific officials involved. Human sacrifice is the only punishment the liver bird will accept now.

very obviously a subtle way to wind up the mackems by featuring their haymarket fortress in these photos.

Another one

An old mate of mine posted these about an hour ago. They look like they're directly above SJP

Apparently the officials involved had reffed an exhibition match in Dubai during the week and "only" returned 48 hours before the Spurs v Liverpool match. James Richardson is asking on his podcast whether it's appropriate that officials return to the country that close to a game with "lingering fatigue" etc. I'm asking whether it's appropriate for the entire football punditing world to so clearly demonstrate its pro Liverpool bias.

I think we need an intro from each one of you and an interesting fact. I’ll break the ice. Hi my name is Holden and I once met Steveo from Jackass in Hooters in Manhattan. He was off his face

I don't know if this typo puts you in the pissy pants wearers or the giant sausage camp? (f)or; or(f)? Um, I didn't realise John Denver was from Sheffield or Bad Company from Manchester? It's not where their from, It's the way that they do it. It's not where their from, It's the way that they do it. And that's what gets results!