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You ever thought about going away for a fortnight?

Things continue to improve chez Fist, young Miss Fist got some great results in her GCSEs yesterday and, having gone out with mates to celebrate, came back only mildly mashed having dipped out when things got messy- ( fuck knows where she got that from!). I’ve been working for an agency since leaving Sainsburys, but today I was offered a full time job at Ramages- Apparently I’ve impressed them with my kill rate, varied age range of victims, and use of multiple termination methods. It’s shite pay tbh, but guaranteed 55hrs whether you work them or not, and it’s pretty relaxed, so I’ll use it to pick up experience and then fuck off somewhere with a better pay rate asap. All in alll…

You'd think those MLFs would know their oniens.

This boy has grown up in the neighborhood next to mine. When he's on vacation, he's always here and he goes to a public gym in the area and goes out partying in the areas where I used to go when I was 18 years old. I am amazed at how he tries to put on an Argentine accent to win over the fans there, because he is more from Madrid than cocido (typical food from Madrid).

The real story here is that Mike Dean has a friend.

FYP

Aye. It's worse than that. I always think of holidays as a metaphor for life. On a week's holiday you arrive, and by day two and three you are nice and relaxed, peak holiday enjoyment. Midweek you feel sorry for the people going home but also have a pang of jealousy for the new comers. By day six, the dread of packing and going home the next day starts to bite, and if its been a good holiday, you don't fucking want to go. Then it's over and back to fucking reality*. I'm probably on my second last day in this metaphor. Cheery. * To spell it out, this is DEATH in the metaphor.

Might just spend my holiday in Wallsend as it looks like we're going nowhere this year.

I’d happily drop to the bench for you to make the first team. I won’t mind not to earn extra money for playing. It’s quite hot anyway.

HMHM's next job Interview. "So Mr HMHM, what do you think you can bring to the brain surgery department here at the Freeman?" "Well aye, likesay, hands on table ken? Those qualifications a pit on about neuroscience, that was a bit ay bullshit likesay. But a have goat a certificate in first aid like. A was only trying to get ma foot in the door like, show some initiative. So a tek it ave goat the job and the poppy? Barry!"

If you have a bit of breathing space, and the inclination. Look at doing a NEBOSH general certificate in H&S (about £400 I think). People with actual practical on the ground experience are like rocking horse shit, most of the people are straight out of college and don’t know one end of a LOTO system from the other. It will give you a foot in to a different industry if you fancy it.

Don't think of them as holidays, think of them as mini retirements

But think of what we save in bandages?

So was he 🙂

I hadn't really said that, but now I do.

Basically Diego is saying (very nicely) that Garnacho is a dick.

He's been chasing kids for months

I'm the same on holiday, I get properly maudlin on the last night, and two days after I'm home I'll sit and imagine some cunt lying in my favourite lounger while I'm getting ready for work. It's a ridiculous way we all live our lives.

At least wait til you've arrived before you start dreading coming back.

Bet Eddie offered to drive him but the cunt wouldn't ride in the boot.

He is 31. Perfect age to get a good fee for him. He’ll start slowing down maybe next season. If I was liverpool I’d be tempted to push to see how much they are willing to pay.

Nobody asked Taylor though 🙂

Aye.

Dude that's Fraser, not Johnson.

What’s weirder is that he rotated her head 180 degrees to kiss her.

Tbf, that’s how I roll

My throughput has increased quite a bit recently. Might need a new hobby.

Somewhere isolated near a wood or forest not frequented by dog walkers, with nice soft peaty earth that's easy to cut through, amirite?

Meebees took a couple of fourpacks on the train on the way down there?

I work near Ramage. Maybe we can meet in the middle with our packed lunches

Honestly, haven't got a clue, it's more a case of what I don't want to do. It's been 11 years since the last time I was in this situation and I'm kinda better placed but it's not a great time cost of living wise. I could pay off the mortgage and just about get by if I ended up on a minimum wage job but would have little back up savings if I got sick of a new job whereas if I didn't pay it off I could walk into somewhere else and if the vibes and culture were terrible could just say 'fuck that', err, I mean, 'thanks but no thanks' and stroll out with not a care in the world. I don't mind doing a half day on a Saturday at a push but that's it, I don't want to do another night shift in my life ditto 12 hour shifts, (it's just too long and I'm technically/actually a carer so just don't have enough time in between shifts for that shit). If I do something different and like it, great but I'm aware I'll probably be on shit money if I do. I might be be fucking tremendous to have as an employee but I don't think I have it in me to bullshit which isn't necessarily a good attribute to have when you're looking for a new job, had a look at some advice on the internet and YouTube and it's the opposite of what I am, I'm not a one for talking shite. Here's the company's I've worked for, this is what I've done, if I was shite I wouldn't have lasted two minutes...... So when do I start?

Imagine being a player in a town as small as sunderland and not being recognised

Okay, it's actually from a charity match five years ago but my point still stands.

The Labrador was a kind-hearted chap, often seen in Coventry letting kids ride on its back, picking up dropped ice creams and trying to give them back to upset little ones during the late 2000s. Sadly tragedy struck and its loving family home with a chin-shaped roof was burnt down mysteriously. As the only survivor, the Labrador was handed to the dog care system and found a new home in Cowentee Derrem. It was at this point the Labrador realised that life wasn't so kind. Verbal and physical abuse for no apparent reason became the norm. It was often spat at, humiliated in public and made to carry Spice on its ribcage between houses by people it'd trusted to continue the warm, loving environment it'd become accustomed to. After more than a decade of abewse and unanswered prayers, coupled with a decrease in physical health as well as mental, that tragic Labrador decided to take the ultimate step and sink to the bottom of water until the pain stopped.

Should have asked MF 🙂

Looks like we made the decision to build for the future with Hall or Arsenal didn’t want to strengthen a rival.

Marcelino's alive and well (ish)🙂

I can't imagine why he didn't want to sign for a club owned by Ashley and managed by Steve Bruce. Such a tempting fee too.

I’ve reported myself btw

Most of the GOP candidates would have no problem to put a criminal in the White House. Tells you everything about morality these days.

Or, in my case, both

Haram and Cheese toastie?

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