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Sounds fascinating

🎵 I'm a story teller, and my stories must be told, When I was at Newcastle, I tried to sign Caicedo🎶

'It's so difficult supporting this club'.

Comes here to read his own posts.

Does he wear the number 5?

I don't really have any interested in fan run podcasts myself, most of the time it's like overhearing a few blokes down the pub. The difference with here is that this isn't one way. There's interaction and the opportunity to call people cunts at will.

I once learned five burning questions from the Knight Ryder and it blew my mind forever.

ewerk is this forum's elephant. if there's a post, he'll find it.

Yeah, because I respect Alex. Any of you other mother fuckers try anything and we'll have words.

I've always valued charlotte robson's concise and insightful musings.

Maybe I’m getting jaded/falling out of love with football, but I’m happy watching the game and leaving it at that. Like I go to a lower league games down here and enjoy those, but all the ancillary football “products” don’t interest me in the slightest. Usually shills and know knowts trying to monetise their rubbish/biased opinions.

...Why are you here?

I marvelled at her commentary when I listened to a TF podcast. Shortly before turning it off.

Spoken like a true aficionado of the Fish's podcast. I imagine all it takes is one episode to begin to doubt humanity's ability to have even one single opinion worth listening to. Next up. Fish's standup leads to Strawb questioning whether or not he can be arsed with jokes.

I tried reading my first ever fantasy stuff recently. The Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson. I read the first two books and two thirds of the last one, about 1,900 pages in total, before deciding that I couldn't give a fuck how it all ended up. I can't tell you how much of a relief it was go to back to a real-world book where people have normal names and get up to normal shit.

In this country we happily vote into power people who sell our state industries to their friends who make billions and run them into the ground, people who are bought and owned by Russians and others, who enrich themselves and their friends while stripping us of our rights and money. The vox pop Russians are same as ordinary people everywhere, they care about feeding their family or drinking themselves stupid

What’s it called, he might need something the pass the time when he’s fleeing a wildfire?

Now come on, he was only signing him to ruin him so Howe could come in and turn him into a top class player. Such a selfless individual.

Aye, I’m sure his career would have been equally successful playing for Steve Bruce.

I'm so here for this level of grudge holding.

That’s the funny thing about all these fans taking a fake moral stance (when the real reason is obvious). Sooner or later it bites them on the arse

Caicedo? I‘d like to have full plate of it. I do love Tapas.

🎶 This isn't the greatest novel in the world, no, this a novela. 🎵

I managed to get one in resale for villa, got one in the basket at resale for the liverpool game too, £72 in the milburn. told mrs bd I was going to the match after all and she went fucking ballistic because apparently I had family commitments which in her opinion took priority. a heated, bordering on violent 10 minute confrontation took place. I backed down and released the ticket from the basket without paying for it. for the greater good I let her win this battle. she'll never win another one.

ASM has a rival

Cant wait to see him here when he comes on loan in january @Diego21

Thing is, whenever we have a go at a player, or a manager, or the owner, it's for for content, it's not to drive engagement or whatever. It's because I didn't rate Shelvey that highly, or one of the lads thought it was weird how deified Benitez was, or we think the majority owners are terrible people who shouldn't own part of UK culture to obfuscate their crimes. It's not the same. Should Bruno have replied? Viewed through the professional lens, probably not, but I absolutely think that shouldn't be the case. Someone has a dig at you so publicly, you should have the right of reply.

Dogs > cats

I read nonsense fantasy novels about magical swords and dragons and that, have done since I was kid. If you want recommendations in that generally area, let me know.

Fair play if it is, cos NO FUCKER thought it was a lass.

Aye. And on top of that his character naming conventions were straight from the old Asterix playbook.

Absolutely- he’s a supreme piss-taker, but drops a few very salient comments on society in amongst the laughs. I also love the way The Librarian only ever says “Ook”, but is very clearly the most sarcastic bugger in the entire series.

And it all works because of denpressure.

re. Fantasy stuff, The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett is top notch. It’s a piss take of Fantasy novels, set on a flat earth, and has various recurring characters, including DEATH and shit wizards, and night watchmen etc. (I tried some of the proper stuff and couldn’t get away with it, either. )

Haram and Cheese toastie?

It’s free on Apple Books if he’s that desperate.

I've read the Lies of Locke Lamora, cracking read. Thanks for the others

Joe Abercrombie - Everything he writes is good, pretty dark Mark Lawrence - Book of the Ancestor, Prince of Thorns, The Req Queens War TC Edge - The Bladeborn Saga Glen Cook - Chronicles of the black company Ed McDonald - The Ravens Mark Scott Lynch - The Lies of Locke Lamora Terry Brooks - Shannara Series Anthony Ryan - Ravens Shadow Those are all series of books with multiple stories in

Was expecting your voice to sound like a complete NERD but your voice is alright.

🙂

This may come across incorrectly, but I’m not arsed. Other peoples opinions about football can get fucked, without exception. Nobody with a brain is arsed, they come up with their own opinions and hopefully keep those cunts to themselves as well.

Hatate? Sounds like the rumours have grown 8 legs and built some big fucking webs. Speculations over his sexuality aside, he was always too naturally talented a footballer for the SPFL (by orders of magnitude) and should be commended for having the balls of steel it would take to move to Saudi Arabia after a few years doing the rounds in the Glasgow goldfish bowl wearing double denim and giving big Freddie Mercury poses as goal celebrations while sporting a moustache and a mullet.

I’ve been caining Newcastle podcasts and YouTube videos since the takeover and even I wouldn’t pay for true faith

Putting it blurred in the background is cheating man!