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He should have invited 360 round to his gaff for a signed shirt then had Mad Dog answer the door and kick seven shades of shit out of him.

Be great if his first name was Ham

Find some better bait and sink this hook!

The absolute state of that sentence has given away your sexual preferences IN FULL.

Imagine fucking paying for that shite?

I bet Hodor there takes the lion's share of that.

The bearded cunt

Based on the neighbours son, absolute shite that even Baldrick and Blackadder could sing to

Not if he's a brother of Islam, Egg-Lettuce would probably be better.

...Why are you here?

Fair play if it is, cos NO FUCKER thought it was a lass.

Doesn't sound like me.

Love how the depth of our collective depravity means that it’s been a good decade and we’re still remembering new nonsense to spring on each other

If you’d stashed it on his top lip, upside down, we’d all still be looking. Stash in the tache

Was always going to happen. Hope the cunt bottles it HE'S NEVER GETTING THE FALKLANDS!!!!

Probably the best transfer window we've ever had! £100mil on full internationals at CM and LW, £60mil on 2 of the best young full backs in the country, and a young winger who is straight into the Dutch league for some experience. Add in Anderson and Lewis Miley coming through the ranks, Willock coming back, and the U21 player of the tournament with a full pre-season behind him and we suddenly have a half decent squad! If we are playing fantasy football then next year we would look to replace Lascelles, Almiron and add another CF, but beyond that I'm not sure where you improve the squad

Cunt on cunt crime

There’s a poster who used to come on here called Sima. They still post in Newcastle Online and I think they were banned on ReadyToGo? We’re wondering if it’s the same person.

He should have overthrown Putin when he had the chance.

I just watched the second episode. I liked it a lot. How do they explain things like the UEFA FFP, how the remaining 19 clubs tried to turn against us with the sponsor of the shirt... They say at the meeting that up to 100 companies offered to be our sponsor. And how do they explain that this is not a spending machine, just like that. PS: I think that, to shut the mouths of all those who don't know what the history of Newcastle has been, it would have been very good to explain what the club has been in history. Until the arrival of Ashley Top 4 in the history of the Premier League (And top 15 as one of the richest teams in the world for what it generated) and Top 5 in English football since the League was invented in the 19th century by results. Newcastle is not nouveau riche. It was a powerful one that Ashley had asleep. PS2: There is one thing I have not understood. They say in one of the meetings that PRemier League prohibited team sponsors from companies that are related to club properties and that 19 Premier League teams signed it, but the reality is that Sela is owned by PIF as well.

I think Bryan Washington is up to something. If his next book is called Services, we'll know for sure.

The sausages are his eyebrows!!!

Aye. I saw some people on there suggesting we should replace Bruno with Longstaff.

Twitter is a cesspit of opinions. There's a few nuggets of quality in there but by and large it's just arseholes making themselves and everyone else miserable. Be better if Musk just grenaded it.

Didn’t realise they novelised Airplane

Plowing new lows, could have forewarned the kid that he'd ask him about his favourite Newcastle players etc. Have to remember he's 18, born in London and has been at Chelsea since he was 15. Not like you'd expect him to be watching Jose Enrique lighting up the league as a 5 year old.

That's sounds like me when I was about 8 years old.

Out beyond the ideas of right doing and wrong doing, there is a field. I'll meat you there.

surprised you’ve heard of it.

I think, as a collective, Team Sausage should subtly hide sausages in match/club related pics. Here’s my first effort to get the ball rolling 10 points if you can find it.

I’ve just imagined a sitcom of Dutch Schteve McLaren selling discount carpets in Boro, sketched out a few plot lines, and then decided that, mainly due to the main character being utterly bereft of a sense of humour, it was the worst thing on telly that never was on telly. I’m no Bob Mortimer.

the infamous ginger quiff.

They forgot to mention they “ were a moderator for an online football message board”, didn’t you @The Fish?

Gan on Bruno!

That 360 account used to be good because they just posted information so it was a decent account to follow to just see all of the news/rumours in one place. Recently they seem to have been trying to drive up traffic by posting shite like that. They are by no means the ones mind, but I can't be arsed with shite like that or all of the accounts asking which team has the best three midfielders or which away support is best etc. None of it promotes decent discussion it just gets a load of cunts who know nothing crying on like babies. I don't think it's best for Bruno to react like that, if indeed it was actually him, and I think there will be people at the club now who will be responsible for keeping the players in check on social media.

Mrs. W. “ Wahkikeh, luv… ah we goin’ t’match?” Wykiki -“ ‘Appen” Mrs. W. “ Will Callum be theeere?” Wykiki- “ Appen…” Mrs. W.…

It's not your first language, so I'll be kind, but your final sentence should read "But this is fucking bullshit".

He’s spot on but getting into arguments with supporters on social media isn’t worth the bother

So, with all the pain in my soul, I will be a few days without being able to enter here. Because I will consider myself non grata people. It would be like choosing mom or dad. With a little difference. I started to support Newcastle in 2005, when I was 13 years old. I do not know why. I will never know. I was just excited by the images I saw of St. James Park when the games started or when the team scored a goal. I suffered a lot that relegation year, but I still think I didn't have a Geordie soul at all. I went crazy the year in Championship trying to find streaming links from Spain. I think that by 2009 or 2010 I was already completely fascinated by the club, but not in love. It's been a long time since I've felt chills every time the team plays or I look at the calendar in case we play a game the day my friends propose another plan. And in 2019, when I was finally able to go to the stadium and I burst into tears when the players took to the field, I knew that I was truly in love and that you can love two clubs at the same time. The big difference is that with Atlético I feel the same thing but somewhat more acute and since I can remember, at 4-5 years old. That every day I enter the stadium, I cry. That every time I see an emotional video, I cry. For me, Newcastle is football. Atlético is much more. It's all my family. It is the memories of my grandfather, who passed away when I was 6 years old and was one of the first members in the club's history. It's sitting down to watch the game with my father and feeling an incredible bond. I only hope that Atlético and Newcastle never, ever cross paths. Because my love for Atleti is unmatched, but Newcastle for me is not just sympathy. Is much more. PS: Sometimes I also watch Newcastle games with my father. He unconsciously already celebrates our goals, claims fouls in our favor and gets angry with the referee when he steals from us. He doesn't know it, but he's also from Newcastle.

I inferred that 360 believes it isn't too early to in the season to start blaming players. Seems like Bruno did too. Many better ways to phrase that as a question that wouldn't lead to misunderstandings. Few better ways to phrase it if 360 wanted attention and content.

A Shearer patch