Leaderboard

God, I’d love to smash these entitled wankers and stick it to their obnoxious Turkey-toothed tit of a manager. There isn’t another team I’d rather beat more tbh, especially after we were robbed at their place last season and after all those sly digs Klopp’s made at us since. He’s rattled by the threat we pose. Now I want him grinding his ludicrous gnashers on the touchline like he’s dropped 5 mitsubishis

Impressed Fergie the most this weekend playing some lovely football.

I've been asked many, many times in various geographical locations and asked if I supported NUFC. Never once has it crossed my mind to answer by throwing down the gauntlet of "what you gonna do about it?"

I hope your phone's NFC malfunctions at the turnstile.

i want the cunt to get really, really bad gum disease. and that's just for starters.

Lads, we need to talk about Everton.

Listen, a middle-aged bloke was sat watching a Newcastle match in the pub with his wife. The pub was full of Newcastle fans, one of whom asked this bloke if he was a Sunderland fan. He said ‘Yes, what are you going to do about it?’ The person who asked and all his mates moved to another table. That was the end of it and it was exactly what went down. It’s a bit like on Eastenders or whatever when an altercation ends the exact moment someone is bundled out of the pub and the door is closed. No comeback, no putting the windows out, no returning with a group of mates. That’s real life, marra. FTM

Aye, especially when the news is broken by a dead smack whore.

aye mate, I've seen it before, a really good watch and a proper nostalgia trip. loved the doll I did, and at the risk of losing my reputation on here as a rather upmarket, discerning type of gentleman, I also quite enjoyed a pint or two in the ford arms in byker.

There are several suggestions in the thread that the only likely UK destination for Greenwood is us and of course not a club who previously knowingly supported and played a nonce That level of cognitive dissonance is why I would rejoice if the place was nuked.

It’s funny how their obsessed logic with “claiming” anywhere that’s near a drop of the Wear doesn’t seem to apply to South Shields which sits right on the mouth of the Tyne. I would add that who fucking cares, people support who they support and move around the area but that lot can’t get the concept through their thick skulls.

You have to love (yet another) series of shite unimaginative anecdotes about nonexistent interactions with Newcastle fans.

This reminds me of what happened at the 2006 Basketball World Cup in Japan. Spain reached its first final of its life against Greece (which had eliminated the USA from Lebron, Carmelo, Bosh, Wade, Paul, Howard, Joe Johnson... The night before the final, the father of the Spain coach died. Nobody knew. Only him. He did not tell the players or anyone on the coaching staff (only his assistant). Spain swept Greece in the final and everyone realized that the coach seemed to be in another world. Then the news broke.

No YOU don't, we can, but you ist verbotten.

Watched the second episode last night. I am in a perpetual state of tears whilst watching it

5-0 with a red card for Klopp.

Come on lads, get the basics right. Check their twitter name before being sucked in.

It's Frank man!! 😂😂

“ Right, so the dugout refurb has to be ready for the Scouse game - who did we put in charge of it?” “ Excellent work”.

🎶Pretend you're classy/respected/nails.... err, I mean happy when you're blue. It isn't really hard to do.....🎵

Their statement is shite. Apparently the stuff on Twitter "didn't provide the full picture". The video didn't need any context ffs

the goose is getting fat, Gemmill can't find his cock and that'll be that.

Apparently they're going to appeal the Mac Allister red. Hopefully they do and he gets extra games when they turn it down.

"Most successful and respected".

Following the usual South Sields is MLF because South Tyneside is county Durham, this mackem states kids wearing black and white is child abuse, but presumably not his grand child kitted out in Sunderland colours, who gets complimented from Uncle Albert. Wibble.

Also apparently every part of the region is Wearside (therefore righteously MLF territory) if the Wear flows near it. Someone should tell these morons these terms usually refer to the estuary area of the river, otherwise Oxford is "Thameside". Maybe blow their mind that Stockport, Manchester, is the closest football club to the Mersey. Oh, and a new one to me, apparently NUFC miners were scabs and emigrated to Nottinghamshire as a safe haven, hence a lot of "scum tops" there to this day. Fucking mentalists. And why aye. Day out at FlamingoLand counting football shirts. Gerrin.

Didn't watch it. One of my daughter's asked last night when I was three sheets to the wind if I thought England would win and said "I hope not". She went on to quiz me "why wouldn't you want them to win?" and now I'm concerned that answering "because that would make me sexist" might not have been my finest moment as a parent. For context, we're Scottish.

Two games in

Mackems man. They were upset today because West Ham won, because of Moyes. Still, this one could see the silver lining.

Was your uncle Larry Grayson?

👀 👀 👀 👀

Pickford doing a watered down version of the Man U keeper's challenge v wolves and it doesn't even have to go to var, ref gives it straight away. I guess the club badge wasn't as clear and obvious in Pickford's case. 2-0

Sounds like you and Gemmill share the same inlaws, which are Fish's family.

I can understand why so many countries don't want England to do well, after all our horrible imperialism. Not like Spain, of course.

Of course it's boring, you fucking morons aren't the target audience. You already spend hours everyday on a NUFC supporters message board, listen to podcasts about the club, live and breath everything NUFC. It's for the non supporters, for the twats that scream sportswashing, for those in the US who are finding sawker and looking for a team to support, you bastids have already lived it, the producers don't care what you think. Most of it seems candid which is good, there are a few horror frankengrabs making the corporates say what they want in 6 words instead of 60 but my biggest surprise is, this is Sima, ffs I always thought she was a grumpy middleaged he!

He's not very good is he? All the professionals they've hired as well? Should've hired a pro..... '...... Did you seek any advice from any old Newcastle players like Franz Carr or Lee Bowyer before signing?'

They don't announce anything these days until our in-house interviewer has had a chance to completely take the shine off their day with some godawful questions.

https://x.com/shouldhavecat/status/1691505029054889984?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw

I think the phrase I should be looking for is “hiding in plain sight” but no, it’s all out there, all of it

I'd not be surprised if it is overturned.

https://x.com/nufc/status/1693270601622798434?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw it will be made available worldwide now

Chelsea's kit looks like 'West London Blues' from pro evolution.

You do know or maybe not, that is lucky charm statement from last seasons match threads