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  1. ewerk
    Gemmill desperately trying and failing to impress his ex-wife's new girlfriend. Very on brand.
    11 points
  2. Renton
    Next DOWNSIZE coming up.
    10 points
  3. Howmanheyman
    I'm surprised klopp hasn't banged his head on that ceiling of his yet.
    9 points
  4. Gemmill
    Less of a miss than he would have been last season, which is a sign that we're turning into a proper football club.
    8 points
  5. Isegrim
    8 points
  6. OTF
    8 points
  7. trophyshy
    8 points
  8. thebrokendoll
    blows out the water the expression straight from the horses mouth as being dependable.
    7 points
  9. wykikitoon
    6 points
  10. wykikitoon
    So dodge them. They'll all be old fucks who still use dot matrix printers and expect you to fax stuff through
    6 points
  11. toonotl
    Life imitating art! He's clearly seen Craig "The Straight Dope" Hope marching about the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne with his crystal clear expression and flowing conversation and thought, "nee bovva am gannin' in'a toon!" Cunt can barely breath! We need a diary update for Knight Ryder's exercise regime.
    6 points
  12. Howmanheyman
    There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up).
    6 points
  13. OTF
    His teeth got there first and he's chewed his way through it.
    6 points
  14. RobinRobin
    5 points
  15. ewerk
    5 points
  16. toonotl
    "Straight from the horse's ass" works.
    5 points
  17. MMXXVIII
    "Tunnelli"
    5 points
  18. Polarboy
    Will Klopp shut the fuck up and stop whinging, will he fuck.
    5 points
  19. Monkeys Fist
    @Christmas Tree - what does the PA stand for?
    4 points
  20. Renton
    Nice to know exile is alive and well,.
    4 points
  21. Holden McGroin
    Especially when Reuben and Tindall joined in. Amanda was air-tight.
    4 points
  22. Gemmill
    Legionella on the Bibby Stockholm so everyone's been shifted off it. This fucking government are banana republic standard.
    4 points
  23. ewerk
    Subtitled for anyone who doesn't speak spaz?
    4 points
  24. Gemmill
    New PB on this one. 4 years, 1 month, 13 days and counting.
    4 points
  25. Alex
    Next 3 weeks / duration of the wedding?
    4 points
  26. Gemmill
    A reasonable person. YOU NEED NOT APPLY.
    4 points
  27. Gemmill
    You like looking up little boy's anuses. Received and understood.
    4 points
  28. Dr Gloom
    budget
    4 points
  29. Gemmill
    What a fucking prick that bloke is. The summer has been a nice break from my football hatreds, but I'm refreshed and ready to start calling that bizarrely-toothed cockend worse than shite every week.
    4 points
  30. OTF
    Absolutely. Jeff Hendrick will be minted. Probably Henri Saivet as well through some clerical error.
    4 points
  31. Gemmill
    Aye I've told my wife this is her Friday nights for the foreseeable. One hour episode, two hour debrief.
    4 points
  32. trophyshy
    Presumably this is a QR code for Dominoes?
    4 points
  33. Blastronaut
    Totally appreciate this is sarcasm, but I have huge doubts Gemmill would've moved anything. He likely just has a new address and somebody else did all the heavy lifting.
    4 points
  34. Andrew
    4 points
  35. Ayatollah Hermione
    Lee Ryder making about 4 different facial expressions while he knew the camera was on him was my highlight. Those casting agents will be ringing noon and night
    3 points
  36. ohhh_yeah
    ASM has a brace also and to many bandages to count. Basically a surplus of medical equipment.
    3 points
  37. ewerk
    3 points
  38. PaddockLad
    whereas if it was >5-10 degrees the risk of a non compliant reading would be further negated anyway, just had word that the Legionella find at Portland was a result of the actions of a highly motivated trade union member employee of the Home Office’s appointed maintenance contractor…. don’t fuck with us folks or we’ll shut you down too 🫵🏻😀
    3 points
  39. RobinRobin
    3 points
  40. RobinRobin
    TL; DR
    3 points
  41. Renton
    Do you understand this?
    3 points
  42. Gemmill
    Listen fuckface, I don't understand your Simpsons references because I don't watch cartoons.
    3 points
  43. Gemmill
    That's Kenilworth Road.
    3 points
  44. Monkeys Fist
    I hope the driver had his hood up… “Sthtop the taxthi! “ Fucking soaked.
    3 points
  45. PaddockLad
    “Can’t compete”
    3 points
  46. RobinRobin
    3 points
  47. OTF
    I reckon he'll go, and Spurs will buy him back in 2 seasons ala Robbie "dumbshit forward roll finger guns wanker" Keane
    3 points
  48. Howmanheyman
    "Look, I can only reiterate, the players bonus deal I've got for you, honestly it's so gold plated, ifvoo qualify for ver chaahmpions league you'll be so minted you'll be taking away my kids inheritance it'szaat good, on my kids lives I swear to god!"
    3 points
  49. wykikitoon
    Lost some weight the lad
    3 points
  50. The Fish
    Ah, you old flirt.
    3 points
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