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Fucking hell. That's some

I assume there have been no Crewe fans in peace yet to clarify that the brick was actually thrown by a rogue Mag sleeper agent with the intention of discrediting the fine definitely-a-city-not-a-town of Sunderland?

He's not allowed to reach for A minor

Don't give up hope. At least buy the strapon and Mrs. Rents may eventually change her mind.

What’s new?

The Dogs of Wor.

Urgh

They were playing the best football in the country and he was the man to thank just recently according to these fucking Neanderthals.

It’s certainly an innovative way to inflate their attendance figures.

Lost to Crewe on penalties (fourth tier side). We've gone further than them in the league cup Before our season has even started.

When Quinny gets there...... Quinny: "Woof! Woof, woof!" Seaburn casual: "What's that Quinny? 'the cat sat on the mat'? What ya tryan to say, marra?" Narrator: [Ol' faithful quinny, frustrated by the casual's grammar, then ran off to order some basic English GCSE books from Amazon]

"looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked" One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo. "Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. "

Crewe Alexandra marra. In the division below. They are so pathetic. I'm not condoning this, but.... I'm not a racist, but..... I don't shit in my seat, but......

All the notes from A flat to A really flat

It seems the most interesting thing to do at the SoL is to watch a seagull slowly decompose on the roof. Beats whirling crisp packets apparently.

Classy.

The joys of anal sex. Think I will leave it as a fantasy (like I have a choice).

everton lurkers on here have been frantically hitting refresh, desperate for Gemmill to make his annual prediction and save their skin for another season

WHY

He’ll be a bit fucking late

As much as I’m buzzing to see us buying young prospects, and now have the team in place to develop them properly, this lad looks like your daughter’s first, very disappointing, boyfriend. I wish him all the best

Ure a grown ass Man.

Jamie Reid - gave punk it's own visual identity

Not content with rape, seems they've moved on to murder

Î ågrëė štrøñgłŷ.

I'm undecided on Everton yet. Don't worry though, you FUCKING WANKERS will be the first to know.

I am irrationally annoyed that that article doesn't use diacritics on any of the people or place names. JUSTICE FOR THE SWEDISH LANGUAGE

At Christmas dinner when I was a kid, my dad was always very pleased with himself when he asked: Who wants stuffing?

The club should buy these back and ban the members that are doing it. And make a big deal of it. It'll either stop happening or they'll eventually ban everyone that's pulling this shit. It's not unlimited memberships that caused this, it's unlimited cunts.

Head’s not pointy enough to be Tubs.

Here man, CT’a predictions of resounding losses helped spark our late season run of form. Nothing but a stuffing could be this season’s lucky charm and ought to be encouraged

Pissing down at Lords for tonight’s edition of the hundred so have stumbled across PSV v Sturm Graz in the 3rd qualifying round of the CL…. 1st leg, PSV @ home are twatting SG 3-1 with 20 mins to go….have we been linked with their winger Bakayoko?…. he’s playing right wing and appears to be left footed, but instead of cutting in and laying it off he’s beat his man like an orthodox right winger round the outside, then cut in unimpeded to cut it back to a choice of 3 players all of whom conspired to fuck it up not seen a player go outside his marker in fuckin years, kid looks mustard… 4-1 now… PSV looking v decent Fuck my old boots theyre just doing a recap and Luuk de Jong got two goals 🤣

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo.

Gwown Mang, Shirley?

That’s a great read- cements what is already evident about his talent and, equally important, his attitude. I think he’ll be one of our absolute stars in the years coming.

Fuck me. Some of our fans man. This fucker should be on beat the chase with that fucking IQ

'The kids are excited to see him' Says a grown man sat at the training ground

You do know they’re still happening, right? Oh….