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You do know they’re still happening, right? Oh….

He’ll be a bit fucking late

Lost to Crewe on penalties (fourth tier side). We've gone further than them in the league cup Before our season has even started.

As much as I’m buzzing to see us buying young prospects, and now have the team in place to develop them properly, this lad looks like your daughter’s first, very disappointing, boyfriend. I wish him all the best

Spirfire Cunt

WHY

Anyone we know ??

Maybe I'm too jaded by the internet, but I'd need to see the entire interaction to see if that's the case. Plus, it looks like an awards do, seems weird for a kid to be autograph hunting. To be honest, autograph hunting is fucking weird anyway.

When we've had TT meet ups in the past, I just sign without saying anything. You can't get into conversations with all your fans.

We’re not talking about normal rational people though, we’re talking about internet football supporters

And that West Ham won't be interested in Manquillo, Krafth, Hendrick or Hayden? Look, we leave you the complete pack for 20 million and we give you Ryan Fraser.

I loved him at sunderland.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo.

CT leaves St.Ives in his adapted barge, has a total mare, and makes it back to land next morning. Local… “ Jésus, putain de Christ ! Appelez les flics, il y a une baleine échouée !” Ct… ” That’s the strongest Cornish accent I’ve ever heard”

I don't think McTominay or Maguire are as bad when viewed through West Ham's lens. Their biggest issue is that, once again they don't have a goal scorer up front. I've never seen a club struggle to competently fill a position like this. They've spent €287,003,000.00 on strikers since 1992. Recent highlights include. Haller €50m highest return 7 goals. Scamacca €36m highest return 3 goals. Arnautovic €22.3m highest return 11 goals. Carrol €17.5m highest return 9 goals. Chicharito €17.8m highest return 8 goals.

Not all football fans are deluded morons and to prove that fact I went on a West Ham forum to see what they thought about McTominay. All I could see though was many of them convinced that they're going to sign Fati from Barcelona. You win this one, PL.

That Delan Rice money burning a hole in their pocket. This is how Moyes would play FM.

There'll be a market over there. Women's football is pure shite, but so was Friends.

Athletic article https://archive.ph/tZSeK

Check the real twitter handle, that's what it all goes back to.

Don't hire Ralph Hassenhuttl. That's what it all goes back to.

Excited for this one, a player with massive potential - it’ll be interesting to see where they play him. Think we really need a CB now with Schar hurt.

Think the one on the left is his lass

I think it's this ⬆️

The guy on the right is 44 allegedly. Puts his youthful looks down to a daily dip in the sewage down at the beach which keeps the pores open

I mean, if we were to get him...... what's the wirtz that could happen?

They were making out like they were the modern equivalent to the Busby babes a few months ago.

It’s certainly an innovative way to inflate their attendance figures.

I agree. I don't think many people just yet realize what he can do. The Everton assist raised a few eyebrows but it wasn't a one off. There's barely a handful of players even in this league that can suddenly explode and rip apart teams. Add to that he can play in a number of forward positions, has got great attitude, can play a pass, good in the air etc. Could very easily be a 100M+ player come the end of next season.

Gwown Mang, Shirley?

Having a lovely, kid free uk tour with Mrs Tree. Chester was lovely, Snowdonia gorgeous. Off to Cardiff tomorrow to relive my sofa king days at my favourite restaurant and then off for a few days sea kayaking around Cornwall. Fucking lovely stuff

'The kids are excited to see him' Says a grown man sat at the training ground

A fuckin ballot. Queuing up online or round the fuckin stadium is how it’s traditionally done. If you’re motivated enough you’ll likely be successful more often than not . I have a strange feeling that certain sections of the stadium will be put aside for corporate punters rather than those who traditionally attended SJP . I have absolutely no proof of this but they’d increasingly started to do it with away tickets last season

There's a section of people who use kids to get merchandise signed and an hour later it's on ebay. Could be a bit of that going on.

6 pointer, must win.

Wtf has that got to do with anything anyway? poo-wah! And wor lass works in Greggs.

This is Moyes apologising to Man United for not being Fergie.