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F******g kids. Two things I dislike most in the world: 1) Cuddly toys. We have hundreds of the fuckers. Clutter everywhere and because they're "cute" they never get thrown out, they just accumulate. 2) Seagulls. 'Nuff said. What do they get me for my birthday?

I mean, if we were to get him...... what's the wirtz that could happen?

Tha rewmeh mungaz.

Pewwa!

There is nothing good in Sunderland.

In case anyone wasn’t happy that the USA are out then watch this.

Think the one on the left is his lass

The guy on the right is 44 allegedly. Puts his youthful looks down to a daily dip in the sewage down at the beach which keeps the pores open

Happy birthday, Rents yer rid heided cunt.

Yeah I'll never forget the Cantona 1-0 home game where the added time was one fucking minute. Compared to them at QPR when the cunts equalised after 5 o clock.

Only if they're losing.

And so it starts. Day one of the new campaign. Kyril out. Bewwwwwww!

Just popped on their board after a busy day and this was the first post about today's match. Going to be a long hard season.

It's a scene straight out of Oor Wullie. Willy and Soapie Soutar jumping over the kebab shop counter in one frame and the next frame is the two of them inexplicably wearing red cabbage wigs.

Renton disagrees.

I think it's this ⬆️

How did you raise kids this funny?

They were making out like they were the modern equivalent to the Busby babes a few months ago.

Honestly, his mum sounds like a Bo Selcta character

There was a genuine injury break of 4 minutes near the end so 9 minutes was the "normal" added time then subs in the 13 took it to 15. Its going to be the new norm according to most observers - as I said above Liverpool and also Man Utd will get aeons.

Well this cunt is upset.

Iwwowgwwwyl, like.

My anxiety was through the roof tbh. But at the same time, was reassuring to realise other families are more fucked up than mine and that mental illness is basically everywhere. Guests it's also a testament to the writers and actors they invoked this feeling of anxiety over a family Xmas dinner in a way Oppenheimer didn't. Uncomfortable viewing is often the best.

Getting behind your team is Mag-like behaviour 👍🏻

I know a lot of their fans think they're great to watch. I've got their game on and I totally agree.

You can add JD sports to sugar puffs, dawnie, downie and Alan Parry to be included in the mackem fatwa/boycott.

I just think the perfect window doesn't exist. You take advantage of the opportunities to sign your targets as and when they present themselves. If you go into the window thinking you'll only buy targets in a certain order, you'll either end up with nothing or having to drop down your list of targets for each position to satisfy your sequencing requirement. Get what you can, when you can, and you'll be stronger when the window shuts, if not necessarily in all positions. I think Howe still wants a CB though. He's ruled out a CF on required price but said ideally he wants two more in, including Livramento.

3 – 0 And fuck him the throat stroking bollockless cunt.

That Delan Rice money burning a hole in their pocket. This is how Moyes would play FM.

It was last week, the present was late. And NO you cheeky fucker. Slightly younger. 😑

If they'd fell to Longy, someone would have been digging them out from L7.

I've just rang an ambulance for you. Should I cancel?

Who kept using TOT Lascelles? He wasn't wrong like.

He can stick that bow and arrow thing up his arse mind. Get some bandages on and a Louis Vuitton hairnet.

Lovely stuff. Finished with the composure of a Chinese Olympic diver

How is Pepe Reina still playing football?

If I was tapping up his lass regularly, you’d never take the smile off my face. That’s Italians for you