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This is our year lads, I can feel it. The Sela Cup is coming home!

Isn’t this also the name of your Etsy page?

3 – 0 And fuck him the throat stroking bollockless cunt.

I’m willing to give Targett some slack as he’s barely kicked a ball for about a year but we could do with him getting back to some amount of solidity before long

thumb in a softie?

5 points from 1 game, canny. Keep this form up and I can see us getting 100 plus points this season.

Especially when you consider that we got Gordon with his seven goals for half that price.

All the bairns had decent games. But Miley and Anderson really great to watch.

the whole idea of this “cup” is so that both XIs play 90 minutes

Wykiki in rare Southgate rage. Henderson is done man. When he signed that mega buck contract he knew his international career was over.

I've always wondered how rapists make it work. Like do they have a bonk on prior to giving chase or do they rub it up a bit after the catch? Sometimes I can't summon the mood no matter what, and others it just won't go down. I can see me being the ASM of the forum in this new direction we're going.

Tbf it won't be anywhere near as funny or entertaining as the mackem mockumentary one, which gave This is Spinal Tap a run for their money. I still laugh when I thinkof the WIll Grigg negotiations.

That’s a new Gordon and Tonali shirt for Adam P.

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

The thing re: Man Utd at home was that whilst it wasn’t the cakewalk it was against Spurs, it was almost as dominant a performance and Man Utd were extremely flattered by the 2-0 score.

Now featuring fucking chronic rule changes where referees can give bookings for completely random shite but still can’t get penalty decisions right after looking at 15 replays

Nice one Yorkie-T. I've spent the last week in North Yorkshire BTW. Fucking lashed it down the whole time. Still a beautiful place though.

miley is class

Some subs eddie pls

Being Italian

Great goal from Miggy, the one footed cunt.

GET IN

PM me, ill book an appointment with your nearest optometrist

Soft twat 🙂

I've got four and will attest to the old adage that you'll likely be more lenient and nonchalant about these things based on how many kids you've got. Used to walk a solid 3/4 of a mile to and from school unattended. Funny that I couldn't imagine letting my own kids do the same, but we grew up in different worlds. Still see it though. My daughter's pal is one of ten (no word of a lie) and before we moved she'd often turn up at the door with her siblings and they'd all play in the garden, which was fine like, until she turned up her (then) youngest sister who was still a toddler in nappies. Two. It's no like they lived next door either. (copied and pasted from Mumsnet).

How’s about them apples @RobinRobin?

Rape is soooo last decade man. The most discerning monsters are all about amputation these days

We'll have to think about a name change to Rapetastic if this continues.

Pretty much spot on that. I liked Maxi, on his day he was absolutely class. But his day wasn't regular enough and his injuries stopped any regular consistency. He was still a good servant for us and loved the club, for a while he was the only shining light at the club under FCB and Cabbage. We all move on.

Hope you're not suggesting I'm remotely interested in the soiled undercrackers of Adweym Pwyearsohn.

One and the same Fish

Cheers HMHM, it's good to know who the reliables are around this place.

Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season." Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?" Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?" Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?" Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL]

Mbappe had only played 41 senior games before moving for €180m. We’ve got a bargain.

just popped on to rtg and somehow I'm allowed back on parsnip, anyway just thought I'd see what they make of our new signing, surprisingly.....

Considering the England tax, the Newcastle tax, and factoring in his potential and the level he's already at, at 20, that's about as good a price as we could expect. Surgery for ACL's has come a long way and if you get a good surgeon your ACL can actually end up stronger initially, and then eventually might become only slightly weaker than before it was injured. In any case there's no way the club will spend 40m on a player if they aren't happy with the medical results.

Just picket out