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Luke Edward's £70mil transfer budget is stretching pretty far mind.

Just picket out

No fence either

I guess your parents knew you weren’t sexy enough for the local paedophile.

just popped on to rtg and somehow I'm allowed back on parsnip, anyway just thought I'd see what they make of our new signing, surprisingly.....

inevitable really when they're all hand wiping their arses with kestrel lager.

Like the Lake District on steroids this place

I think the main difference between medieval sunderland and the present day one is that in those days it wouldn't have been just seagulls whose virginity was at peril but also that of the common crane. it could well be that mackems were responsible for its extinction by the 16th century.

Scott and Charlene…. The Wilderness Years.

Did Wellington > Picton across the cook straight, booked on for the 1pm crossing, it didn’t arrive into Wellington till 6pm for us to start boarding, accompanied by a kiwi TV news team who proceeded to take shots of the piles of vomit lying about the passengers area (that this passes for news in NZ is one of the greatest joys of my life ) We eventually left about 9pm, with much of the spew still lying around…. just about held on to our guts until we reached Marlborough Sounds where all suddenly became calm so I had a pint to celebrate 🍺

Check out Keith Moon over here.

just bite the bullet and get in there man! Your furry feet’ll keep you warm.

Bit windy last night Before: After: Yes, that is part of the fence. Not sure how I am going to get it out, given the pool is fucking freezing currently.

Mate, the sleeve isn’t even the same colour.

They must be sick of the fucking sight of him.

Says he never watches us play. But knows all about our players. And then, when we do play, spends the entire time, having a completely normal one, in our match thread pretending he’s not watching us whilst telling everyone in there they are mad for watching us play.

Literally trying to drum up support.

You're a good man Alex, a good man indeed. Dunno why I'm posting like this today by the way, feel a bit giddy for no reason.

Been on the Amsterdam ferry in the winter when it was about force 10 coming home. You then realise why it’s cheap at that time of year with that being reasonably common. At least I wasn’t one of the poor buggers who appeared to be seasick for the entire journey. I was back on land for about half a day before it felt like the ground wasn’t moving

At first glance I thought it was a mattress and was like, wew, that must have been quite the breeze

@RobinRobin lives in Perth l, WA. They’ve all got pools in their gardens there. As for the city itself, It’ll be nice when it’s finished

Why are you so great Dave? 😀

If we had a more valuable, less integral player I think he'd have stayed and been used as a bit of an agent of chaos in matches where the opposition were being stubborn. In terms of mercurial French attacking players he's definitely 4th. What's my rankings? Thanks for asking, it's Robert, Ginola, HBA and then ASM. I won't be taking any questions at this time.

Kestrel-Bidets

Filthy cunts

The words "best manager ever" conspicuously absent from his Bruce tribute. Best holiday approver ever.

That Kev Lawson fella seems to have a great insight. Enjoy reading his stuff! Maybe part of the contract for Livramento is to pretend he is Italian to help Tonali settle in quickly

Ashworth’s plan at Brighton was very much to sign the star players replacement before the star had left. Trippier is 32 and we’re also playing upward of 50 games this season. Without taking into account Trippier naturally winding down, Livramento is a player for now, to cover Trippier for the big games but also the player to replace Trippier in the long run. We need two decent right backs more than the left back position because, no matter what you think, Burn and Targett are perfectly good left backs

I mean he’s got a great track record re: predictions. He had us to get relegated at the start of last season

£40m for Livramento will, in 3 seasons or so, be considered a total bargain. You heard it here first™️

RIP Marcelino's finger

He's playing in the Sela cup

He must be heading to the Bigg market for a weekend on the lash

But it can't fall through if its a done deal GTFO ITK NONCE

I'm not CT. No mattresses in my garden

Thanks for the sympathy

HTT'd your post

He was definitely pushed. Luckily he landed in a pool full of money though.

Ask one of the servants FFS

Just got home. 60mph winds on the channel crossing, then had to wait for an hour to get in to Dover harbour as there were no free docking spaces. Not even back on home soil and the fucking traffic jams started

I think it’s a mistake if we don’t sign a top class left back for a champions league campaign. Don’t know if we’d go for a loan deal? I’d much rather loan another forward in if that’s what we’re looking at than a starting left back tbh. Think we’ll get found out down that side all season if we don’t

How did you end up KD's mam's FB friend?