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The Ashington equestrian society won’t be happy

Don’t know about any of this but wasn’t he supposedly raising money for a food bank that never saw any of the cash? Tbh he should have been put in a register for that time him and his mates dressed up as Saudi Arabians whilst eating what was meant to be traditional Saudi food

On holiday in the lakes. Car wouldn't start second day, got AA out, they charged it enough to drive, but the battery is fucked, won't hold the charge properly. £300 for a new battery but that invalidates the warranty so I need to get to an official garage. Advised me to run it every day which I did, and it worked. Until I have to come home today, and now the fuckers dead again. Rats cocks. Waiting for the AA again, with enough luggage to fill an HGV, a wife, a granny, two bored kids. Granny has lost her medication and is getting ill. Im bankrupt as its 15 quid for a shitty burger here. I've been holidaying with my brother and family for a decade but I've belatedly decided that thus holiday is a source of my anxiety, not a release, as was proven by last year. Never again.

Into his magic mushroom

A minutes silence for Steve Wraiths reputation.

Touchy Hutchy ( ) was the year above me at school. Yet another success out of that place

It's beyond parody. I hope it'll further motivate the club and owners to really rub it in the face of these hypocritical bastards as we slowly gain the revenue/income streams to be able to do so.

Who complained when Chelsea basically survived by selling all their players? ASM doesn’t even raise any eyebrows in terms of fee. It it was £80m then I could see it was a bit of a piss-take but he is undervalued if anything.

If we sell him for £30m I reckon that’s undervaluing him tbh.

What reputation?

Nice to see a young @thebrokendoll at the back there with both his scarves

They saw the shape of his head and thought he was one of their own.

Eddie Howe looks like he’s there on a Make a Wish trip.

A small detail, he says thank you to the driver dropping him off. Top lad.

He plays like a 33 year old but is actually 29. However, what’s the fee for Jordan Henderson? £10-15m. For a 33 year old Jordan Fucking Henderson.

There’s nothing they can do to stop it. And you’d imagine any attempt to regulate fees would be totally unworkable anyway. As it’s far more subjective than sponsorship deals. Even then we know from the past any regulations are only going to benefit the richer clubs anyway. On top of it being ludicrous given what’s already happened

Exactly. It’s complaining for the sake of it to make business dealings for a competitor as difficult as possible.

I've just seen this. It's staggering isn't it?

Any money one of the clubs complaining is Liverpool!

Why is Ornstein or these clubs bringing up market value? Firstly they need to stop crying any and everytime the club do anything, there’s nothing dodgy about the ASM deal - it’s a fair fee all things considered it’s not like we’re getting 55m for Hendricks. There’s also no such rule or anything about market value, they could give us 300m if they wanted. I also don’t get why they think the PL has purview over what a Saudi Arabian club do, even UEFA doesn’t - if our owners wanted to take the piss they absolutely could have as there’s nothing stopping them, but they haven’t and still these clubs and journalists whinge I can’t see the PL wanting to touch this one with a ten foot barge pole as they’ll know PiF are playing ball. I also don’t get all these conspiracies about the ASM deal, if the PiF was using these clubs to massively aid NUFC they’d never have given Liverpool and Chelsea large sums of money for their aging/unwanted players completely flies in the face of the idea they’re helping NUFC with this.

I’m going Dutch tomorrow- Shields ferry overnight to Ijmuiden , a leisurely drive to Waasenaar with a stop for lunch on the way wherever looks nice, then a week in a Eurocamp hellscape, followed by a couple of nights in Bruges. It’s going to piss down all week too (Trips to ‘Dam and Utrecht looking increasingly likely). Good job it’s a water park then. Mrs. F. is stressing out about everything, as per, whilst I’m helping immensely by telling her to “chill oot man, woman, man” Kids are doing fuck all to help, so whips will cracked in a bit. Roll on a foaming pint on the ferry…

Audi A3 the robbing cunts. So got the AA out again and he checked the battery which is completely fucked. Jump started the car but told me it wouldn't start again if I stalled it. Okay, haven't stalled this car before but now the knowledge of this has given me Jimmy legs. Then I'm driving and because the electrics aren't working and neither are any of the assist features including hill assist, so for the first time in 6 years I'm driving a car where I have to use the hand brake, knowing if I stall I'm fucked. The kid 2 gets car sick starts throwing up. Then Granny has cramp and a panic attack. Kid 1 inexplicably opens the door on the motorway. Back at the garage now, handed in my car keys a gibbering wreck. And they wonder why I have anxiety issues.

The lass looks like she could break a bloke quite easily as well...

You should be using car batteries. Those AA ones aren’t powerful enough

I fuckin loved Darts as a kid…. I was bought this, think it’s brilliant to this day …look out for big Den right at the start

What the fuck is a peodophile?

Probably comes from a good family. 🙂

They're like kids with their new baseball gloves and hats 😂, but I suppose they are kids compared to me given they're all roughly 15 years younger than me. They're not exactly dripping cool, seem like big geeks really, but that's a damn sight better than the footballers who are all blinged out acting like nobheads 24/7.

Fucking ran over a hedgehog on the way to work

I’m sure this is a National Lampoons movie.

Aye, a 33 year old Fabinho went for about £10m more

aye, really polished band. showaddywaddy, mud, the rubettes were all doing late 50s/early 60s revival type stuff, but darts were in a different league.

Bizarrely, he’s now a lecturer on Psychology https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_Hegarty

Here's the dates and kickoffs for any that didn't know them.

Exactly the sort of response you’d expect from a mackem tbh

Those hats ffs 😂

I nearly got abducted by them when I was about 10

Fucking mad dog and Howe 🤣 'what times the everglades trip pet?' What a great video and how far that lads come.

Dan Burn would love us to sign a mint left-back. He's genuinely a fan living the dream imo.

Disgraceful tbh.

RIP. Thoughts are with Gordon.

Mackems love the saying ‘rent free’ btw. #JustSayin’ #Imagine

This ASM stuff is starting to get a bit tiresome. I have engaged a bit in the banter but it's starting to get a bit bitter tbh. Cracking player on his day but no player bigger than the club and sI trust Eddie and the team 👍

That is some straight black and white BANTER!