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"For some of my loyal punters, don't forget, here in America it's 'elevator' instead of 'lift', 'sidewalk' instead of 'path' and ahm not sure what 'dumbass faggot' is yet but ah've been warmly greeted with it a few times by the locals when trying to get past on a busy 'sidewalk'. Crazy being an anonimi, amonami, err, an unknown Joe over here instead of being known as a Knight of Eddie's realm! Lol! Laters, Ryder and fucking out!"

Mackems love the saying ‘rent free’ btw. #JustSayin’ #Imagine

Soldier boy underlining why young people don't vote Tory. He'll be fully behind sending teenagers in to war but not a 25 year old to parliament.

The knight Ryder has landed, I like that he records videos while zoomed in.

'nar marra not ower Jardan!! - famous Mackem sells soul' This is me, (KK), looking at Tom, (Wor Jackie), after reading his subtitle update.

Disgraceful tbh.

Fucking ran over a hedgehog on the way to work

He's right though, it doesn't seem like a problem at all

"The proposal originally involved Ryan Fraser but was subsequently improved". Harsh.

I know. It’s the exact opposite of the lets just get through this season shit we were all used to

I think they might view this livra, err, Tino kid as Trippier’s long term replacement. I could still see us signing a left back for the starting XI. It might depend on ASM, Lewis and one of Krafth or Manquillo going to see another LB come in I suppose. But the CL football and the extra games that comes with that means, seeing as he can supposedly cover both fullback positions, he’ll see loads of game time anyway even if he’s not first choice straight away on either side of the pitch. I’m canny chilled whatever as everything so far suggests there’s a short, medium and long term plan in place and they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing behind the scenes

One innings. That’s it. Cemented his place for years to come. So annoyed it was him. He won’t score more than 20 in 2nd innings or next test, or next series as he is a walking wicket. Could have been out 4 or 5 times, streaky score from an average to poor player. (if I keep saying this perhaps he’ll morph into the next Gooch)

New 3rd strip

Stay off the roads, Atlanta!

Familiar name pops up at the Valley, mackems strangely reflective on this…

"OK, but would you take the same deal except without Ryan Fraser?"

Subtitle Update Fair to Henderson for selflessly taking the heat off Sam Fender + ornithological lads

I remember Stewarr Lee likening social media usage to keeping dolphins in concrete tanks; the sound ot their own sonar bouncing back at them sends them mad. It makes me think of mackems online and wonder if the madness on RTG and Twitter manifests in real life? "Heya hinnee why don't yew slip inta summit more comfortabill?" "Ah will, al see yew upstairyaz" "Arrrr Gemma, greeyun and white?! Ah dint kna yew bombed kids lyyke"

Starts today in NZ and OZ. Anyone interested (other than MF for obvious reasons)? At the risk of being called a pervert by Gemma, I will try to watch Australia and England at least. https://www.fifa.com/fifaplus/en/tournaments/womens/womensworldcup/australia-new-zealand2023

Looks like being a plastic gangster is catching up with wor Steve. Paddy Conroy being as subtle as ever

Eventful night at Dunston! A hearse pulling donuts on the pitch mid-game and a smear campaign about Wraith

RIP. Thoughts are with Gordon.

It takes a lot of getting used to, but it's fucking great

Should put him and Barnes next to each other on the same flight out to the US. They’ll either become best friends or detest each other. Either way, it’ll make for great squad building

Reading lots about Lewis Hall from Chelsea as our left back…loan with commitment to buy makes a lot more sense than £30 million+ for Tierney? edit: he’s got the same management as Howe, Livramento and Barnes apparently…. hes also done the old “started following Newcastle players on Insta” routine.. 🤔

That is some straight black and white BANTER!

LB or RB, it sounds like he passes the No Dickheads rule with flying colours.

There's going to be a lot of games this season, and we play a very energetic style. I wouldn't be shocked if Trippier and Livramento share the right back slot.

Aye good point. I'd take most 25 year olds over a braying cunt like Gullis who just sees himself as a disruptor in the mould of a Matt Gaetz. I am REALLY looking forward to that prick losing his seat and presumably having to try and get a job as a teacher again.

It’s alright to have a load of absolute fuckwits in the ‘red wall’ seats. Ones who mostly only got picked as Tory candidates because they didn’t think they’d get in

He’s a fuckin cunt. Another one out on his arse next year. Notice he didn’t mention the 30 year old ex Downing Street employee who looks suspiciously like the Johnson’s sister who’s just been made a life peer by the fat lying wanker did he?

FYP

I expect they heard it from a local historian

I'm not saying he'll necessarily be shite. Looks like a few CL clubs looked at him and decided otherwsie. I don't see any of the European big boys chasing him either. Makes you wonder. Also re France squad:

Getting blamed for shite that’s fuck all to do with us now. It’s cute that Villa fans think they would register in the PiF’s thoughts though. The fact that Man City, Chelsea, and Liverpool have been given large FFP boosts from these Saudi clubs completely undoes this weird conspiracy theory angle.

You'd do well to take your own advice.

First game kicks off in Auckland in a few hours and the whole place went into lock down because some mad cunt took his shotgun out and started shooting people. Three dead including the gunman. FFS the world atm. I'm going to three games, two France games and Germany v Colombia, hopefully they are decent. Not sure the Matlida's PR stunt on equal prize money was the right thing to do because obviously the sponsorship of the WWC isn't at the level of the men's, especially when they protested the Saudi money out of the competition. They probably should worry about doing more on the pitch first. Bookies have USA as favourites, not so sure about that. Canadian team (33-1) has to be the dark horse seeing they won the last Olympics.

Anyway lets not forget about Hunter’s laptop, that’s why MTG was showing certain nudes in a congressional hearing. Politics meets dadaism…