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Nothing says "I'm a free thinker, not like you sheeple" quite like following an instruction to use the exact same profile picture and video content as all the other free thinkers

You’ve been conditioned to think like that

I don't even seriously think I could say his name out loud.

I’d be more against it if I didn’t believe that FFP was a total heap of fucking bullshit that was designed purely to keep the established elite in place. When you look at how little we get from the CL compared to others and the minor punishments Manchester United and teams like that receive for breaking FFP it just shows how nonsensical the whole thing is. FWIW I think multi club ownership is one of the biggest threats to fairness, but kind of how KD mentions other clubs do it, while not directly funding a purchase of a top player they’re strengthening - the fee paid for Sesko was a joke for example, the Harrison and Mooy deals both of which were sold on for huge profits. Brighton and Villa have both been called out by UEFA, Arsenal and clubs like it historically used their status and sometimes minor ownership to funnel African prospects into their club using that ability to get around visa requirements. Watfords owners have had great success (comparatively) pushing players from Udinese to Watford which allowed them to get into the PL. My preference would be that you flat out can’t own multiple clubs, but similarly to FFP it’s suited the elite so until they get rid of it fuck them. I also don’t think ASM going there for £40m is ridiculous, no more so than other deals (Neves got similar) it’s not like they’re planning to buy Hendricks for £100m or something.

As KD said. He was the one who passed the ball

Miley got the assist

Kev. Call him Kev.

Going to say it now…despite PiF blatantly helping Chelsea out earlier in the window I think it’s an incredibly bad look for us to sell anyone to a Saudi club owned by PiF. If it were another club we’d all criticise it to say the least . I don’t think our owners have done much wrong since they’ve bought us, the shit that’s been chucked our way has been largely jealousy. This is different, it’s gaming to gain an advantage in the transfer market. All that being said, if we end up with one of the best young attacking talents on the planet in kvaratskhelia my principles will very likely be out the fucking window the moment I’m in a football ground and see him in a black and white shirt

Plenty of research out there about these people. Essentially they are thick/marginalised folk who feel special believing they know something we don't know. Which then leads them to thinking everything is a fucking conspiracy. A modicum of critical thinking or the ability to critique the research they parrot would disprove 99% of their theories

Under normal circumstances, I'd say we should only be letting the absolute dross go. ASM can start games and change games so, given how thin the squad is and the fact we clearly are still being very careful with transfers, I'd sooner we keep him. However, this is the summer that these Saudi clubs are going mental, so maybe we just have to take advantage of a set of circumstances that might only be fleeting. Good luck if he goes, he's gonna be fucking minted for life.

Kane is on the latest episode of that YouTube channel where they get people on eating hot wings and chat to them. They get Jennifer Lawrence and all sorts of stars and now they've got this div that can't talk properly even when his face isn't numb from chilli.

Sportswashed 👆

We've got nee money, but are still offering €100mil for players apparently

New brass for that tunnel either. They can announce these plans but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to be built.

If he can find himself unmarked from eight yards every week he could be onto a winner.

I just hope our Saudi overlords aren’t doing something stupid to distract the conspiracy theories of the mlfs.

Yeah. It’s a completely meaningless catch all phrase which basically equates to little more than petty jealousy most of the times it’s used

The cunt emailed the Pride organisers to complain

https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird/ai-average-man-uk-major-cities-results-984931-20230714 Leeds and Glasgow pretty accurate imo

This is a goldmine, Blackpool; http://www.dougiewallace.com/blackpool/

Pedro vibes.

I bet he told her he needed it for a "real" job interview

Why can't they buy some of our shite? They've got this sportswashing wrong!

If you want to apologise you could at least have used a gif tbh.

Yeah, on reflection I guess that was an inevitable series of follow up posts

And this was the squad for the game

I saw a tweet recently which wasn't an actual Viz letter/tip that was posted by a comedian I hadn't heard of which went as follows : Mission Impossible baddies: prevent Tom Cruise from infiltrating your gang using his mask making talents by only employing minions of average height and taller...

I am starting to think Mackems and Maga’s may just be intellectually related (cousins/sisters etc.)

No arm done 🙂

Makes the Bigg Market look like Glyndebourne.

THE GOOSE DRANK WINE!

Extra danger money for working on the Wear.

There’s far easier ways to make extra money tbh…

Did he check how many other books called Once Upon A Crime there are on Amazon first? I'm guessing not.