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Can’t imagine why people think you’re a wum

The lass I was seeing in uni (she was Scottish, don’t worry) lived in a flat on the same street as that butchers What an unexpected bomb of sexual nostalgia

Newcastle Town Moor. Sunderland Town Moor I miss the post something shit on Sunderland thread. It's so much easier nowadays with Google maps and Streetview too.

'Nobody likes the occasional Mag at work when he's being ok more than me...... But if he smashed my winda, crawled in and tried to commit burglary in my own house..... Whilst wearing his gravy stained, sports washed Mag Saudi shirt? I'd be..... Ee-ah! Mag! Nooooo! I admire the fact that Bobby Robson and Jackie Milburn were both probably MLFs but I do not admire you trying to burgle my house!!!' 'What would you do, marra?' 'Ahd flo-wa the cunt with a oner, marra. Fucking cheeky Mag cunt!'

And we've totally done it! You don't know her though, she goes to a different school.

Well I don't know about "Stirks" but I was curious so looked up Hendersons. It's fucking disgusting they served this mag scum marra. The should tayake down Jordan's shirt from the window. Absolutely fewmin. FTM. In all seriousness wtf is this place? Somebody's converted a small terraced house into a butcher's shop? Random. Whilst I was looking at Sunderland on Google maps as part of my tremendous research (so you don't have to), I never knew that like Newcastle, Sunderland has a town moor. Sort of. ABout the size of a large garden. What a place.

"A small business owner treated a customer with basic respect and I WAS NOT HAVING IT" This is not the win you think it is, marra

So the thread on Newcastle fans wearing replica kits is still ongoing, now with over 600 posts. You can add that to the 750 post "summer edition sportswashing" thread that started just last weekend, and a lengthy one about Maddison which is really about us. Anyway, a lot are absolutely fewming about mag tops iin "their territory". Someone had the temerity to wear one in Jordan Henderson's butcher shop and this MLF is not happy. Shop boycotted.

Too far 🙂

Maxi needs someone to keep him company in the treatment room. 🙂

Harry Winks with his ten England caps.

Its not even that, theyre signing Winks for 10. He went for 30 million and harry fucking winks in the end

I don't think it is and I have considered that perhaps some of our batsmen can't play it any other way, but dismissed it. They were getting the horizontal bat out for singles to every short ball with men in the deep, utter madness. You'd get one every time turning it with a vertical bat to the same area and not risk it flying in the air. They played to the hype, the Aussies knew they would and it needs to be tempered.

Was good to see him adapt to a situation and not play up to the hype surrounding his team. There will be periods when playing this so-called "Bazball" will be the right approach and it'll be great to watch, but you simply cannot do it most of the time. We might have had 50 runs less but we ought to be 0 down tonight, I didn't see one genuine wicketing taking delivery from the Aussies today and they're happier tonight with us 278-4 than if we were 220-0.

He’ll get the Krays onto them

Jack The Hat McVitie will avenge this for him.

I hope карма strikes back and it’s to do with money laundering.

One of those where I’m not quite sure if it’s worse if he made that story up or if it’s true

Yeah, they looked really flat and devoid of the much vaunted ‘positivity’. I like McCullum. I like Stokes. But there some fucking BS flying around about the former. He was great in full flow but he underachieved relative to his talent. The 2015 World Cup sums him up somewhat. He played a few exciting knocks and had a ridiculous strike rate. He also captained NZ to their first final. But his average innings length was less than 20 balls. That’s the captain opening the batting. In the final, in the first over, he faced Mitchell Starc. Against the best bowler in the tournament he danced down the wicket and tried to smash a 90 mph ball that was right in the block hole. He played and missed with a wild swish. Next ball - same. Next ball - same but bowled.

Why do people do this?

Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass?

So you’re saying we’ll blow them away in a tight series we win 3-2 which we might lose? I’m glad you’ve straightened that out. You’re off team Bazball though. No doubters allowed, never question the process. Losses are like wins. Four legs good, two legs bad

The amount of sub-par spurs midfielders over the years that have got England caps, man. Harry Winks, jake Livermore, Ryan Mason… No doubt Skipp will get one if he ever has three good games in a row. and that’s not including the defenders. Michael Dawson, Anthony Gardner and Steve Caulker. all absolute dross

Definitely not going to ask how you know that.

Maddison (or his bird) has agreed terms with Spurs so will finally put to rest the links with us. He never really seemed to put a shift in and when I saw how poor we looked when Longstaff wasn't playing who had put in more hard yards that everyone else I wasn't too keen on having him. I'm very impressed by what I have seen from Tonali on the YouTubes and hopefully we will have another CM, pivot, low blocking 6, 8, 7.2, ball bag or whatever the feck it's called these days soon.

Who doesn't like Willy?

Looks like Madonna has turned herself in to Violet Beauregard

Pogba I think Eddie would sooner start Ryan Fraser. The Euros Swiss vs France game summed Pogba up for me. Scored a class goal then did about 37 different celebrations as if the whole thing was done and dusted, only to get absolutely twatted after that and drop out of the tournament.

Shane Warne dying was tragic at the time but it's been made even more so by the additional time afforded to Kevin Pietersen in the commentary box.

Entertaining though 👍🏻

tbh

Bit like your photo there eh?

Eveytime it's gonna quiet, something pops out of nowhere.

Is parliament in recess today? Must be nice to have a job where you can basically do what the fuck you like.

They make literally TENS of pounds from these accounts.

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. There’s always positives if you look for them.

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads

But she’s thirty fi… Oh- now then.

I was alll for Maddisson in January but started having doubts after the spineless manner of Leceister's demise and his apparent lack of cojones. So he should fit in well at Spurs. Don't doubt his quality in attack but you need more to be an Eddie Howe player. I still think we need someone to add creative flair, especially as many more teams will setup defensively against us next season. Whether that's Szboslai (I'll learn the exact spelling if we sign him) or someone else let's see.

Completed, you massive bender.