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He looks like Ricky Gervais following 6 months of chemo.

yeah. fuck him, the otter-faced loser

Chinless, gutless, greedy skinny twat. Dodged a bullet

THIS IS WHEN WE STRIKE GET IN THERE ASHWORTH 😀

Nailed on that Ryder is a Wetherspoons man. I have no doubt in my mind

Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares.

My old man used to drive us past their old training ground in Washington on the way to see our Grandad, and he’d regularly shout “ Dorty mackems!” out the window at them. This was back in the early 1970s.

Well, on your birthday 16yrs ago, I had a front row seat to the Technicolor gizzards of Mrs.F as young Ms.F , who shares your birthday, was being dug out of her. I’m chauffeuring her and her mates to their Prom at SJP this Friday and I’ll make sure I regale them all with the same tale.

Completed, you massive bender.

Aye, shades of Diane Abbott with the amount of stick she’s getting

He's lying.

I feel for the lass. She's clueless and a bit of a knob by all accounts. But Merson and the likes spout equally as much shite and get away with it because they're not female or black

Hes still at the U21 euros, we'll be leaving him to it.

I asked my smart phone why I am sleepy in the middle of the day. Apparently, there's a nap for that

Hard to believe we couldn't/wouldn't have agreed a 40 million fee if we had wanted to. This seems like a more voluntary move to other targets on our part, especially with Tonali confirmed already. Shame 'cause he's a good player, but if Kane is off to Bayern as seems possible at the moment then I don't see Spurs really pushing for Champions League qualification for a while, more likely drifting back to what they were before Poch and Kane

Nephew, you know aunty isn't up to such things, she sends me out for all Chuck Berry'ing.

We value Ryan Fraser at 38M then. 12M+ Fraser Seems like a fair deal to me.

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads

Let’s hope the realists are wrong and the Branch Bazidians are right

Wonder if the Aussies will declare before the close to provide some ‘entertainment’ and ‘create some chaos’ by ‘rewriting the rules of test cricket’

Declan.

Another tip for you. Delete all emails once sent.

Reported (Sectarianism)

Mind, he might be doing a bit moonlighting there since they brought in extra scribes at Thompson house…

Always had him down as Black Garter/ Clock regular, since the Adelphi closed. Takes his narcs to the Quayside ‘Spoons when a bit of class and discretion are called for.

To me it’s more Interesting to see if Kane stays now…if he leaves and Levy does his usual shit of spending a fortune on some second tier foreign player who few have heard of to replace him then it’s fairly certain Maddison has gone for the money /to keep his Insta friendly missus happy. If you’re serious about football the first question you’d ask Levy is “Is Kane staying??” … you might not ask that if you’re hoping to attend the opening of several envelopes in the near future

He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy.

In all honesty, spurs will probably suit him better cos he’ll play as a 10. Levy is going to have bust out some good transfers if he wants Kane to stay so probably had that in mind.

that’s the other thing. We’d probably have to change our system to accommodate him. He’s a “number 10” and I’m not sure if he has the lungs to play the “number 8” role in. Howe’s system or whether he’d be wasted out wide. Hopefully he massively flops at spurs and our decision is vindicated.

I don’t know the source but I saw somewhere that Spurs were offering close to £200k pw which would have broken our wage structure. He would have been nice to have but I just don’t think his position was a priority for us.

More likely that we just decided to fuck it off to look at others and now Leicester have had to accept £40m because their grand plan for a bidding war backfired. Diddums

I’ve been a bit absent in here lately because…well… … Mrs F. was in a car accident three weeks ago and has been in a coma ever since. ( I know, I know, it’s serious). So, yesterday the Consultant took me to one side and said ” Fist lad, we’ve tried everything, and she’s not responding. Usually I’d have the chat with you about withdrawing life-support, but I was at a meeting yesterday and a colleague told me about a method of coma revival he’s seen great results from- it’s not guaranteed, but I think it’s worth a shot. It’s also a bit… unconventional.” Obviously I was on it, and said “Whatever it takes, big man. “ ” Right”, he said, “ Get in their and give her some oral sex . 5 minutes is usually enough to bring her round” In I went. After 4 minutes all the heart monitors and blood pressure gizmos started bleeping and buzzing so I ran out to the ward “ What happened ?” said big doc? “ I think after a minute she started choking doc, but you said 5 so I carried on pumping” You’re all welcome at the wake- Newcastle Labour Club. I’ll be at the bar, with a vodka and coke, waiting.

Btw, @Renton, if you’d kindly pop over to their online asylum and let them know that “ Mackems didn’t exist before 1992”, I’ve got my window open and I’m listening for the fewm. Cheers

The Knight Ryder should be on red alert there is some new kind on the block trying write hamb.. err … humberg … err … rubbish

If that's true then we owe you lads a BIG apology.

The day ASM leaves is the day we never see LTA again and some poor Notts forest or whoever board get a new member

this account is worth a follow

Downie saying we'll look to Szoboszlai. Whether he's gotten that knowledge first hand or is just guessing based on the sustained rumours who knows. I wouldn't be surprised if we get someone other than Szoboszlai largely out of the blue like Tonali.

It's what you go on if you're a mackem interfering with seagulls. Or your sista