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madrid is the perfect move for kane - and shearer

For anyone excited about Veiga, here comes the chicken man gleefully pissing on your chips

Well he passes the shithouse test.

If there's any budding entrepreneurs in wearside stuck for an idea for a start up I'd humbly suggest registering the domain name 'WeClutchAnyStraw.com' should be first on their list of things to do.

That'll be Hayden, Hendrick, Manquillo and Lascelles away for big money

Tak a sabaatical, get a part time job in a local garden centre, buy the ring, and go back to your old job. 👍

Fingers crossed he fucks off quietly into the night, the Zlatan "character" has been annoying as fuck for years.

WYKIKI'S FIRST EVER POSITIVE CELEBRITY ANECDOTE.

Aye, that’s definitely a leaving note. Can someone check in on @LongTimeAdmirer?

‘And District ships’ built here and sailing the seven seas to found special marras clerbs all awa the world, but especially in Bilbao.

aye. it's astonishing really that anybody living about 4 mile from newcastle city centre, got dragged along shopping with their mother in newcastle, whose old man took them to watch football in newcastle and who went out drinking, eating and socialising in newcastle, would choose to support anybody other than sunderland. cunts.

I know there is nicer looking lasses about but I’ve always thought I would enjoy flinging one up her immensely

'Official Asian betting partner'. Announce our official Antarctician betting partner!

This country would not win another world war.

Tindall's eyes will light up when he sees this.

In Spain it has been rumored for many months that the boy is going to play in the Premier League next year. In fact, the president of Celta himself said a few months ago that it was going to be impossible for them to retain him because there were already 4 Premier League teams that had told him they were willing to pay the money from his termination clause. From Spain it has always been said that the best positioned team to sign him is Newcastle. I have seen him play very little, because he has only been at the highest level for a year and I almost never watch the Spanish League, but I think he is one of the most exciting players that Spain has produced in a long time and I should pay €40M for him. it's something we could do and not feel like it's a waste of money. He can play as a pure midfielder, playmaker or pivot, which is where he has played most of the year and has finished with 11 goals. I don't think Barcelona are going to sign him. Real Madrid did want it, but I see it as complicated, because now they have to urgently restructure other more important positions.

It’s a common misconception that Lord of the Rings was inspired by WW1, the West Midlands and the Black Country, when, ackchewilly, Tolkien was a MLF, and did his basic training in Pennywell, which was similar to the trenches of the Somme. Obviously he was inspired to name one of his main characters after the Basque club founded by The Lads and District, The Misty Mountains are clearly Cleadon Hills, and Mount Doom is Penshaw Monument, and The Shire is a virtual map of Grindon. It’s still a bit of a mystery, though, where he got the inspiration for the sub-human Orcs…

One of my first anti-ffp suggestions was 200m for Kendrick to a pif team. As Alex said the bites would make it worth it alone.

Best paired with the DJ playing Tiger Feet by Mud for the third time in the last hour

First created by the head mixologist at Sgt. Peppers. To commemorate the occasion of the 30th anniversary of their celebrated 2-4-1 Tuesday afternoon 2-6pm drinks offer 👍🏻

Well now the season’s finished and they’re no longer watching early 70s Ajax play they need another delusional obsession I suppose. The latest being that the club originally had ‘and District’ in its name meaning that (obviously) every single person in Durham should support them. This would be tenuous anyway but they omit the detail that it was ‘….and District Teachers’. Which obviously referred to the players of the newly created club at that time. And had absolutely fuck all to do with any claims on their (then nonexistent) fanbase.

Malibu always reminds me of one of the openings to the league of gentlemen when the milkman is doing his rounds but instead of milk he drops off a couple of bottles of Malibu on the doorstep of Iris the cleaner. Which isn’t meant to infer your lass looks like her btw, HMHM

The beeb’s rolling coverage and push notifications of this story has been pretty bizarre

The shits and giggles if they do that btw.

Rack off

Dennis the Menace I bet that’s not in The Savoy Cocktail Book

The preceding posts. You're the go to media punch bag on the forum, is all. WHO GIVES A SINGLE FUCK about Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield? The media are so far up their own arse they think that people actually care about this shit. Sick of it being pastered everywhere, especially on the state funded BBC.

Too late.

I got mildly bewildered on my 50th in Edinburgh drinking Old Fashioneds with Mrs.F. on the Margaritas. Rough as a badgers hoop on the train back the next day, the only cure was rail ale

I'll take your word for it, she used to make it for herself years ago once in a blue moon till she realised she couldn't hack it.

Alreet, Popbitch

Im about to propose as well. Im going to take my step-daughter along to help pick the ring and hope for the best. What's the crack on how much to spend the days? im not having any of this 3 times your monthly wage bullshit. its 2023.

I'd say Americans are the worst tourists by a margin. A bit of a generalisation because i've met lovely ones but some seem to treat hotel staff with contempt as you say. Esepcially in places like France where they expect everybody to speak English. But then as HMHM says they will tip heavily, even in all inclusive places with strcit no tipping reules, its so ingrained in their culture, so I can imagine that'san okay bottom line for some staff. A special call out for me goes to South Africans on holiday. Loud, obnoxious, never met a nic one. And now I'm getting deja vu.

I haven’t been to New Orleans but I did occasionally wonder just how authentic the experience was in Old Orleans

"Whey aye pet, alz get them ta make a 'Dennis' for yer pet". "Hoy, Garcon! Two Dennis the Menaces for us, muchos pronto!" "Que?" "DENNIS THE MENACE. COMPREHENDEZ VOUS?" "Tell yer what pet, they cannit get the staff over here. Would't get this doon the Ritz back yem would ya? Good job am fluent in Mexican like."

Just used Bacardi as there was an offer on a litre bottle. From what I can remember margaritas are fairly bland, never heard of the other one but then again I'm not a cocktail aficionado like I'm guessing you are? The closest I've got to cocktails in the past was a shandy as a bairn or the odd snakebite till I couldn't put up with the cider. The wife used to drink a cocktail called Dennis the menace which she liked and got the Mexicans to make it for her when we were on holiday after she told them the ingredients.

That's the team photo after we pump Real Madrid 5-0 at the Bernabeu next September.

We do if we're going for the treble.

And Debbie from from accounts might’ve given him one off the wrist.

Look at the ankles on her

Furry shorts & long pants or slippers and socks? 😆 Your Mojito looks banging btw, we’re just about to cook then we’ll be doing margaritas, so stand by (don’t ask for “duo margaritas” in Italy and expect a sublime Latin American confection, very recent experience shows that you end up with two shitty pizzas 😬)

lad at the start of that video is a sunniside lad nickname rabbit. known him donkey's years. me and him travelled all over the country together in his gold mk1 golf, very early 80s and throughout the keegan (player) promotion season. top bloke!