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Her indoors has decided she wants an outside kitchen type thing (basically a bbq with a worktop and space for a fridge) building. Ive laid the base so guess what I’m spending my sunny weekend doing. Haven’t laid a brick since college, this thing is going to be on the wonk at every angle

Talk about a money shot

Lucky to get a point v us as well

My lass is also got reckless spending on the brain. So far THIS MORNING, she’s had eyes on a new mattress, a new bed frame, a new BBQ, paint for the bathroom and a trip to York. We talk about the effect smart phones have had on kids, it’s got nowt on what it’s done to that lot scrolling through nonsense

Good analysis.

The good old days😉👍

His fall from the top over the last few years has been pretty pleasing to watch. For a time he was such a breath of fresh air when he first came to England. Honest, unapologetic, getting under the skin of Wenger and Sir Alex. His Chelsea side was defensive but they were entertaining, it was a different brand of football at that time. Since then he's just failed to adapt and keep up with the times. His teams boring and unremarkable, his antics petulant and disrespectful really. Should get a proper ban for his behaviour after the game.

Can't believe we don't have a thread on him! Anyways just seen this

Class. Your love of 80s cheese extends to the in-laws, I see.

Keep a brick spare just in case.

Day off today. Got invited next door for late breakfast at 10:00 am, from our American neighbour, waffles, bacon, maple syrup etc. Magnificent. Going to a family piss-up this afternoon in Cullercoats. There’ll 60 odd of us, all direct family. Please ignore any posts by me after 6pm.

Sterling effort mate.

I came into some money this week. I spunked up in wor lasses purse.

Probably had all 4 to be honest...

Paggered or pegged?

Basically, unless Rashford or Casemiro has a blinder, these are shit.

It’s mainly for the pizza oven to rest on, so I can continue my quest to be the worlds fattest man

VAR needs to be scrapped. Honestly. It's a complete joke.

Never a pen like how’s that an unnatural position?

Think it’s fair to say that the rules are enforced when it suits. Almost feels like they pick and choose so as to influence the NARRATIVE as an exciting, marketable product. That’s probably giving them too much credit though

CTd YP

If it’s anything like their HDMI cables, Chinese AI will last all of 5 minutes before it short circuits

Looking forward to the pics Tommy

Get your tits……. OH!

Fish one minute Then

Probably how long I'd last 🙂

I’m not surprised Alexa got confused mate- he was never the same after the split with Lyle.…

I used to be but my patience is already being tested day to day with life in general and four autistic kids that already have me teetering on the brink. AI my arse, it's clearly programmed to be the total shithouse that will push me over the edge. Nothing will make me angrier than: "Alexa, play Shadow Play by Rory Gallagher". "Sorry, I couldn't find Shadow Play by Noel Gallagher but here's other music by Noel Gallagher".

Here's a tip for you. If your mobile photos are too big to upload, take a screenshot and upload that. Saves the hassle of using a resize app. 👍

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_(newspaper) I hope you stood up to use it.

Just seen a free paper sitting on the settee and picked it up. WTF is this shit? (Unfortunately this MB won't allow my pics I took of the paper but it's called 'The light' and it's full of conspiracy shite about COVID, vaccines, masks etc). I wonder who funds this as it's been put through the door? Apparently it's a 'people funded paper' Righto. An opinion piece said 'why don't rock bands just do their jobs anymore?'

So, this shit limbo dancer walked in to a bar…

Little miss sunshine now married with two kids, gets embarrassed when this photo gets shown, swears to hubby the king was 'a great laugh' and nothing happened. Hubby secretly doesn't believe her. If Pardew sees this picture again he'll check if he still has her number and tries to remember which hotel they went to afterwards.

'Doctor Doctor, I need some sleeping pills for my mother in law.' Doctor.. 'oh dear, has she got insomnia?'' 'No, she's just woken up.'

If that music is anything to go by, he is absolutely fucking terrible and I'm contemplating offing myself.

Right, I've been on here for literally decades and I've been abused, insulted, mocked and derided throughout. I've taken it all in my stride, but this, this shit is a step too far. I will fucking Flounce. A flounce the likes of which you have never seen.

Please, can we have a week off this topic? Gemmill is a broken man.

It was a big ask for anyone to come in with 4 games to go, but surely an impossible task for a manager whose style is diametrically opposed to the available players? Leeds' owners shouldn't have let Bielsa go, and sure as shit shouldn't have appointed someone like Allardyce. Should have just given it to a Leeds legend until the end of the season, like Michael Brown or El Hadji Diouf

Fat Sam walking into his local in Marbella next week.....

Strong vibes of

19 years ago, Shola Ameobi and Alan Shearer were sitting on Newcastle United’s bench. They now have 303 Premier League goals between them, three golden boots, a Premier League title, an Intertoto Cup and 63 England caps

https://www.kicker.de/954077/artikel/szoboszlai-spricht-offen-von-wechsel-und-veraergert-seine-chefs He said that he wouldn’t say no if one of the top six clubs in Europe were interested. But the general consensus in the press is that it doesn’t rule out a move to Newcastle. The club isn’t happy as they are facing Frankfurt in the German cup final today.

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