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You buy her a ring and a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the ring she can go fuck herself.

I reckon that shirt would be a big Sela

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A vintage bottle of blue wkd, aged in an alley, for the special vip customers. Callum the staffy will be wearing his tuxeyyydo, and beyy on best behavior, you best fuckin believe he won’t bite any nippahs. Get yersel a plant dog with some extra fuckin crispy onions and give that Beyoncé a bit of casual racist support like “she’s areyyyt furra…”. Then as the vips leave the black cats clerrrb you can see Callum rutting some of the lerrrcal stray Alsatian’s, a real special treat and really classy like. FTMs.

Surely this is from the van parked outside? Mind, I remember going to SJP once aound 2009 where I was helping host a fairly large workshop with some senior NHS staff - GP partners, consultants, industry reps and above. Came to lunch and it was "build your own sandwich" which was baguettes sliced along ways with fillings like grated cheese you had to add yourself, and an unlimited supply of chips. The chips were good tbf. Anyway, the snobby doctors weren't too impressed and I was asked to enquire was this really a £25 per head lunch, to which the response from the catering manager was, yes, it was the "credit crunch lunch". Fanks Mike.

This is like a Bat Signal for me.

Leak the Saudi company for the fewm before actually announcing a market value busting mega-deal with Disney+ with Bambi and other cute Disney characters launching the deal in NUFC shirts for the lols.

I can't take the insults any more.

They've gone past 3 pages on it already. They don't care about us at all though as almost all of them in there are at pains to point out. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/more-saudi-sportswashing.1608143/

I honestly believe that 90% of the fan based drama on this stuff comes from the displaced big 6 clubs - raised on a steady diet of trophies and success, they're simply struggling to find football as enjoyable as an also-ran. That's the deal for most other club though, so they're going to have to get used to it.

I’d leave it as it is. Far better to blame a dropped connection for losing your family’s entire wealth than mere incompetence.

“AI- find the conehead with the weak bladder sitting in an aisle seat.” Processing… Done

In the same way JRM is a Christian

CT has signed Polarboy up to his pyramid scheme then.

did a 3 week tour of northern spain going back a few year in the van, being a tight cunt we wilded for the vast majority of it. anyway.... my birthday fell towards the end of the trip and she said as a present she'd pay for a campsite in nearby hondarribia and we'd get at taxi into san sebastian for a meal/night out. went to probably the busiest and poshest looking pintxos establishment in the old town and loaded me plate a foot high with everything the had squid/octopus/prawns/crab on it and generally looked like it could be expensive while she dutifully waited by the till to pay for it. never seen anybody's face turn so ashen grey so quickly when she was handed the bill for my birthday treat. stunning food, but fucking extortionate! we wilded and ate sandwiches for the rest of the trip.

Complimentary glass of blue pop on arrival

Reported.

Lots of ours in the comments pointing out that no one cared about 'fair market value' when Ashley was whoring the club around dressed up in sports direct junk. Surely that should actually work both ways though, Ashley should have had to pay fair price too.

As you know, you see them genuinely arguing that Blaydon was in County Durham, so it's a mackem song. Apart from being utterly pathetic, it ignores the fact the whole song is about people travelling there from Newcastle. Same with the Sage and Baltic, accroding to them they are more closely allied to Sunderland because they are on the South banks of the tyne and therefore "part of Durham". . It actually always struck me as a bit daft Gateshead is treated as a seperate entity to Newcastle anyway. Lots of cities are divided North/South by large rivers and are the same city - London, Glasgow, even Sunderland spring to mind. Only Liverpool Birkenhead is similar, but the Mersey is about 2 miles wide there and only traversed by tunnel. Newcastle's population has accordingly been regarded as artifically low, which is important for national and international recognition, if not funding formulas. Same as the artifical North Tyneside Newcastle split. Anyway, I digress, but the moniker sad mackem bastards is well earned by that pathetic tweet again.

Yeah, the language barrier is a hurdle that is especially difficult to get over without stumbling. For example, you said you like Michael Owen, so I'm convinced something must have been lost in translation.

Anyone? PM thanks.

Think they are called black rings nowadays Irish

Lepolted.

Aye but spell it backwards and it all makes sense

Thought I was a hospital porter? Alright, South Shields, whatever, floating distance from the Blue Monkey. You've done well for yourself and have graduated to the Great Park I think, which is Newcastle proper (unless you're a mackem in which case its Northumberland), but you can't shake your roots which you share with CT.

Mackems will be salty

Well. Actually, either we have a problem with the language and I don't know how to express myself or then you don't want to understand me. I leave the subject here because it is too complicated and important a topic to leave misunderstandings..

Tories seriously discussing sending in LONC to the 1922 Committee re Sunak apparently.

Saw a clip yesterday of his sister on some TV show saying "it's a witch hunt and guidance was always followed when she was at chequers". Erm ... it was lockdown, you weren't allowed to be at chequers you dim cunt.

Aye, I'm not sure I even feel the need to edit this one

Not a comedian then?

Traipsed through 56k.

These conversations

Handling too many crosses

The PL charges are new within the last few months. I don't know if there's just a fear from journos that they don't get caught on the wrong side of history with this one, so they're doing some flag raising now in advance of a treble being won that later has to be asterisked.

Elvis would’ve been 86 today. ( His birthday was in January, but he’d still be 86 today). So.

You noticed the lack of options at LW too didn't you?

There’s a big piece on ITV local news not just about the CL Qualification but also the boost (economic and otherwise) to the wider region. Blue touch paper lit

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And you can wash your mouth out too!

fuck me, there's some tortured souls over in the dark place! they've had weeks to come to terms with us likely to qualify for the CL, but no, last night has properly tipped the slobbering masses overboard. they've got threads on flag displays, keith downie, alan shearer, their mods are struggling to parsnip stuff quick enough or merge them all in to the sportswahing thread. thankfully their voice of reason, sofatester, whose only rival to having his life totally consumed by nufc is the certified lunatic exile1968, popped up within half an hour of our match finishing, in our thread, to tell them all they shouldn't be bothered about us! they don't appear to be taking his advice!

https://www.football365.com/news/fuming-liverpool-write-pgmol-two-decisions-aston-villa