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Gemmill could still be proved right about the 66 points AND the Everton relegation. That would be the biggest redemption story since Joelinton’s transformation into the best midfielder in the premier league

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I'd just about got over Dan Burn leaving and then all hell seemed to let loose in October. My thoughts at the time were along the lines of 'we'll never know now just how far you could have taken us Graham'. The doom and gloom set in and then Roberto came in and after a little bedding in you could see a more adventurous style coming. Potter was excellent for us, no doubt about it. But De Zerbi, thus far, has been terrific. I love his passion compared to dour GP and his repetitive post-defeat analysis . I'm over Graham & Co going now, the shenanigans over Trossard, Caciedo and the persistent rumours. What will be will be. I'm excited by the stream of youngsters coming through, a few of whom you saw last night. I'll take anything going me, my expectations aren't that lofty really. I would have taken this season happily at the start - it's been great so far (even the day out to Forest Green Rovers in the Carabou Cup) . I would just like one European away trip, just one - then I'll be happy. 😊

I wouldn’t be surprised if it goes to pelanties.

Grown man in his 50s holding up his handmade "Thank you for the memories, Bobby" card as Firmino comes on. Just picture him at the dining table getting his felt tips out. Jeeeeeesus.

🤣

Still hanging today tbh 🥴

Remarkably restrained 🙂

I’m expecting a huffy resignation to be handed in if Villa get a point and we win on Monday, the goofy cunt

Any of the lads on here been in the Hull area recently?

I have to say, as well as watching our club transform in to a fantastic side playing great football, with one of the best young managers around, and fully re-engaging the fans, one of the other absolute joys of this takeover is seeing the absolute, seething, collective breakdown of our Morlock neighbours- just when you think they’ve hit peak fewm, they go chewing their own gums off at some new, imaginary scenario they’ve created and descend in to a whole new level of fucking tapped. Absolutely fucking glorious. I hope Coventry win the play off too- just to piss on their cheesy chips a bit more.

Gemmill firing the first salvo in the Great Nerd War of 2023.

A little bit annoying but we’d all have been absolutely delighted if you’d said it would end 1-1

Top work, thank you.

It’s the extra toe.

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool boss wants to know that FA fine is going to a 'good cause' - https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65650176 Wykiki incoming in 3...2...1 🙂

Mackems were seething.

Klopp could fall down the stairs after touching the anfield sign and the cunts would get a pen.

AI? It should the be dangers of pie he's worried about

Mowbray babes is a fair comparison to the busby babes imho. Busby babes v Mowbray babies BB Duncan Edwards finest player of his generation youngest England international at the time. V TM Luke o9 also known as clogger 14/15 Wealdstone 15/18 Wycombe Wanderers ,also been interviewed carrying a bag of dogs shit,BB went on to win the European cup a decade later with Best & Charlton 2 all time greats against the mighty Benfica from the world renowned Estadio da la luz, Mackem’babies beat the mighty Tranmere Rovers of birkenhead lifting the Papa Johns cup with ermm Burge & Scowen ,TM little babies have 1 premier league standard player on loan from Man Utd who asked supporters to stop singing about his cock. BB before the Munich disaster would of dominated Europe for years, TM babies finished 26 places below champions league places and only hope of getting to Europe is when the tides out on holy island.

Bet it's like a Jackson Pollock painting in the commentary box.

also, Scouse cunts

This wasn't the intended gif, but after typing in 'nazi mo', it appeared and it would have been rude to simply ignore it.

Truly doing God’s work.

Here he is, GALA BINGO FANNY MAGNET!

That's cos there wasn't a duplicate, you cockeyed cunt.

Klopp's two front teeth currently aligned with his canines. Headed for the molars.

Michael Bridges was desperate for it, the fucking anus.

That’s Peter White.

The funny thing about that is that it’s clear Johnson has no influence over the deal going through anyway. And the way they invent stuff is just another manifestation of their notion they’re morally superior. But best of all is they’re absolutely fucking gutted about our respective fortunes.

I was 19 for the majority of that season, my eldest daughter is almost 21 now. Jesus Christ!

@Blastronaut - I’ll sort you some band stuff out. Bizarrely, after I posted the Scott Hepple stuff in here I joined his band and we made a lot of progress In other news my cousin is gonna give me his late fathers Clapton strat & I’m most sure it’s of the era to have the lace sensors in it. I absolutely loved his dad to bits & I never look to take anything off anyone when they die but I suppose it’s been a couple of years and it’s not being used, I’ll probably gig it and he’d have been buzzing that’s the case I suppose. I’ve told him I don’t want to own it as such…but I’ll play it/use it

The streets don't forget.... The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half. 19/03/2015 Well diary, sometimes these so-called superstar footballers get a bit too big for their expensively sponsored boots, sometimes they get a bad press for being millionaire playboys who smoke cigars lighted by twenty pound notes. Sometimes. But today ah had the great pleasure of seeing Toon legends giving something back to the community when ah saw Coach Carvs, El Capo Colo and Jonas visiting some sick patients at the Royal Victoria Infirmary. Abouts ten bells this morning me phone rang and when ah picked it up it was me old mate, Cockeyed Mala on the other end. "How, Lee!" He said, "Guess who ah've just seen coming doon the ward?" Mala was a hospital porter in the RVI and ah first of all started to think that someone we knew must have been in a accident when he blurted out that the new head coach of the cathedral on the hill and his two Argie superstars were walking past him. Quicker than a Sir Bobby Robson anecdote from Coach Carver, ah was rund there like a shot. Ah followed the directions Mala gave iz and just hoped he hadn't got the 6 and 9 mixed up with his questionable vision and before long ended up on ward 69. Right enough there at the end of the ward was the three NUFC legends doing their bit to bring joy to ordinary punters who were in hospital and feeling very poorly. Ah'd already grabbed a Doctor's white coat and steffas, stephers, err, hearing thingy to put rund me neck as ah went past a cloak room and put me false glasses on and pretended to look at the patients details whilst secretly recording their encouraging craic to the poor cunt in the bed. Carvs started talking first, he gans, "Hey, chin up kidda Ah've brought Jonas and Colo to see you! Are you keeping well? You look really good!" Our coach politely lied to the poor looking wretch in the bed. The lad wanly smiled back but looked proper fucked, like. Jonas then piped up, "Hey, amigo, I beat thees cajones cancer, you can get better too! You must believe!" Again the skeletal patient smiled and slowly but painfully lifted his thump up to the Toon's super Spiderman hero. Next up our stupidly banned Argentinian Capitano decided to lead by example and said, "You get a bit better and you shall play with us on the saint Jaimies peetch." Ah'm a hard hearted reporter at times but ah nearly welled up at Colo promising the lad a run out with the team if he got better which was a lovely touch but as ah looked at the kid ah wondered how long he had left as he looked in a bad way. The lad took off his oxygen mask and whispered, "For shure, I feel like am getting better by the day, already I can breathe without it hurting." Ah thought he must be an asylum seeker as he didn't sound Geordie to me. Colo then said, "I heard Senor Charnally say that you would be like a new signing!" Carvs then jumped in, "Aye, that's right, Siem, Ah've been told by Lee Charnley to let the press know that you'll be a great lift to the team when you finally get fit again. A new signing is EXACTLY what you'll be like, bonny lad!" Siem!!! Fuck me! Ah looked at the kid then had a proper look at his hospital papers on the clip board ah was holding. Right enough, there it was at the top, his name, one Siem De Jong, once of Ajax of Amsterdam, now of the Royal Victoria Infirmary's first eleven! Ah got back to Thomson House HQ and then wrote up a report of Siem saying he was back in training and raring to go and reckoned he'd play again before the season finished! It was fantastic news for the Toon Army and ma loyal readers who, as always, got it straight from their main man, the trinity mirror group regional sports writer of the year, Lee Ryder esq. If it's about NUFC, Ryders got it covered! Lol. Laters.

But this is just for his comments. Absolutely fuck all has been done for his behaviour with the fourth official. The big toothed cunt

And miss 4 of them

Hey marras, remember when we all walked down to London to demand Boris that he let the Saudis own us? Must have been a 100,000 of us. What a week that was. I do miss me mum a bit though, hope she's okay.

“ Have they forgotten we did the Poznan for them???”