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Eric Gates! Kate Adie! Adam Johnson! Micky Gray! Jackie Milburn! (as a boy) Wearside Jack! Niall Quinn! Steve Cram! Durham Cathedral! Athletic Bilbao! Total football! Your boys took one hell of a beating tonight

I didn’t ask you to do anything tbh Dave, you came up with that patent bollocks of your own volition

Mr Hurst too busy working on the next GE for his TORY PALS THE FUCKING CUNT

"It's alright, we play like Barcelona, we'll be ok."

Looks like it. What type of commission do you think Everton are paying Gemmill?

ASM is 5’8” in his Cuban heels 👍🏻

@Sakisle, bit quiet there petal. You ok hun?

I understand that being a foreign fan too. However having observed the behaviour of the people from that place as well as the views of their football fans over many years, I think the only thing that should be acceptable to humankind is for the city and club to always languish at the absolute bottom of anything they are participating in.

Jamie Carragher presumably on VAR?

Well he’s seen Pearson join the mile high club off the back of it

It makes perfect sense. 3 games left to qualify for the CL and then a long Summer break. Now is definitely the time to take him out of the team so he's rested and fresh for his holiday.

I think it's the Palace home game I'm more pissed off about. At least at Anfield you could squint and say, yeah mebbes he's a fraction offside, and yeah they had us on the ropes at the end and we did a fair bit of game management. Palace though, own goal and it gets chalked off because their defender pushed our midfielder into their goalkeeper. Fucking ludicrous decision that.

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I think the Monkey's heed and Keane both won the title. I think AH is right about the first ray of sunshine after years of living in caves football wise. I love the line in Sit Down by James which goes "If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor" which I've always applied to the Ashley years compared to the previous ones and I think the Mackems need the equivalent opposite line for how they are now. (Not that their current riches match ours under KK/Bobby of course).

It's been a bit more porous certainly but if you break it down goal by goal I don't think its time to panic yet by COMPLETELY CHANGING THE FORMATION WE PLAY. In Eddie I trust, In Fish not so much.

Can you give me a quote for a new patio?

Three games left of the season, CL qualification still up in the air, and you think now is the time to try a new formation?

not the job for me I don't think mate, I've just got a big gob that no fucker listens to anyway! to be honest, I don't think the club give a flying fuck what n.u.s.t. thinks about anything, they'll plow on with their plans regardless. I'd imagine they've got a few fairly radical changes in the pipeline ready for next season, some which will probably piss a lot of people off, to say nowt of them also increasing their revenue! surprised hurst's packing it in mind, his role on the board is heaven made for his ego as a superfan. must be shifting his concentration to making even more scintillating videos with charlotte and his tory journalist mates. I'd nominate UM, he definitely seems to have his finger on the pulse of all things nufc.

I don't think so. Two home wins guarantees it doesn't it? Liverpool only have two games left and are a point below us. I mean, I know the PL are a bunch of cheating wankers, but not sure they can get round this.

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Already calling for his head on Twitter. "Need a young and ruthless manager instead of Mowbray" He was the fucking messiah at the weekend 😂

I’ve just started a gofundme for Luton’s war memorial if anyone wants to contribute?

And the other alternatives, like VAR not currently being fit for purpose and the officials implementing it being incompetent isn’t much better.

We figured that the whole run in wasn't enough of an ordeal as it was, and that this would be a good way to make it even more stressful.

And he's the kind of player we need. He's young, technically gifted, hard working, higher ceiling than the players we have, English (for home-grown rules) and creative as all hell. I don't subscribe to the idea that teams who've performed badly can't be cherry picked for good players. It's like JWP at Southampton, they're deservedly going down, but JWP would be a good signing for a whole stack of teams in the PL. Or Pickford from Sunderland e.g. LOL Just Kidding, Pickford is turboshit.

Am confused here mind, Renton just said we only need 6 points and he's right. We can lose to Brighton and still be mathematically uncatchable for Liverpool as long as we beat Leicester and Chelsea. They could beat Southampton 20-0 and it wouldn't matter because that point against Leeds was actually useful. I do ultimately think we'd all feel a lot better if we just won this fking game on Thursday though.

Flying out of the blocks is our best bet. Get the crowd on side. Blow them away with a couple of early goals. It’s high risk strategy though as Brighton are among the best in the league at playing through the press and we’ve been leaking goals

Fascinating stuff.

I think Braverman wins it for me, the tory I hate the most. Against incredible competition such as Johnson, Rees Mogg, Patel, any of these red wall wankers, Williamson, Raab, Truss. The list is endless. Well done Sue. The talk is the Nat Cons are laying the ground for a takeover bid when the tories go into opposition. I hope this is the case as I think with changing demographics, it will kill the party once and for all. Not just the hideous ideology, but the sheer lack of competence of these fuckers and just as importanltly, their lack of awareness of this. I do think they're fucked, but waiting them out is almost unbearable.

National Conservatives Nat. C. Bit on the nose

It really is apparent that this is the first season they’ve ever seen their side play something that isn’t kick rush anti-football. They think they’ve invented it ffs

They have "Get ready for us" thread on parsnip can only presume they've had to much drink watching their new friends beat Leicester When we eventually achieve promotion (probably this season) were coming for the big boys, the premier league wont know what's hit them. I genuinely can see this team getting top 7 at least next season. We've got a group of talented young lads who will only improve. The future is bright

Double whammy for me this. Local club one game away from PL football and Sunderland haha.

He’ll be a Tranmere fan. Allegedly

All this needs now is for Diego to come up with a perfectly oriented suggested formation. Bruno's obviosuly got to play through this, we don't have a choice. What would help is Joe got his act together again, we'd had both of them drop off form and completely lost control in midfield.

Nailed on that Hurst is trying to break into YouTube punditry and radio “personality” work

Yeah, Brighton is the only match I'm worried about. Only because it puts pressure on the next two fixtures. I'm entirely confident we'll beat Leicester; last home game, under the lights, they're shit. If we beat Brighton, the atmosphere against Leicester will be celebratory, if we don't beat Brighton it'll be insistent. Chelsea away on the final day, if we've already secured CL, will just be a big ol'party.

Do you reckon Villa have got a chance at Anfield there mate? I have some sympathy for Gemmill. A winning streak for Liverpool didn't look very likely when he posted this utter horse shit, given their season so far to that point. Even if you gave Liverpool an individual 80% chance of winning every match, over the course of 6 matches that means there is a 75% chnace they will drop points. Hell, even if its a ridiculous 90% per match its nearly a 50% chance they will drop points. What he didn't factor in, and nor did I, was how abject their opposition has been and how VAR has repeatedly went for them. And now we are where we are. Fuck what Liverpool and ManU do. Let's just make this a nightime atmosphere like no other and put Brighton to the sword. If Everton can do it, we definitely can. Do that and it's effectively over. It's in our hands lads.