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Yet if I tweeted this about her I bet I’d be branded a sicko and blocked. Bloody double standards.

"light rail trains" Reveals himself as a trainspotter every time the topic comes up.

FYP

Has anyone told them that the ship has sailed on that perception. Perhaps back to Spain 😉👍

Top trolling!

"Yes. Well the report started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle & the less said about the end the better! But apart from that, excellent!"

Hola. Hola. Allo. Si. Ees that the National Stalking Hotline? Si? Gracias a Dios! My name? Si, mi nombre es Athletic Bilbao. El acosador, the stalker? Si, si. Ees called Massive Lads' Fan. Por favor ayuda estoy muy muy asustada.

Someone has set up an account literally dedicated to hating Jason Tindall. I personally think it makes him look like a legend.

Just name the one that travels to sunderland Wearside Jack, problem solved

FFS! I was in work yesterday and obviously on the office network and that GIF was a decent, static image (made little sense like). Blocked somehow? Now I'm back at home and I'm watching the type of porn I suspect Fish is into.

I was actually agreeing with Gravyiola , riiight up until he had a sly dig at “greedy” footballers, the massive hypocrite

Tbf, they only finished 11 points behind Luton (with an inferior goal difference)

As I said on Twitter:

“The Callum the staffie express service will be stopping at ASDA, KFC & JOPLINS via KWIKFIT”

And of course..... Etc....

Fyp

Oh, okay. He sent BT the 'brochure'.

She's really good. And deffo worth a @Monkeys Fisttoo

Ridiculous that CNN went ahead with that "Town Hall" last night. He spent the evening spreading his election lies again and making fun of the woman who has just won the case saying he sexually abused her. He just got done for defamation of this woman BTW. Surely she can now take him straight back to court again?

We wish the feeling were mutual.

I'd honestly rather listen to you lot than BT.

Personal favourite is arguing that Fulham had an extra player on the field when we were in the process of fucking destroying them. That level of shithousery could only have been improved by arguing that they had one extra only to point out that he'd allow it since it clearly wasn't helping much.

Apparently someone has been compiling a list of Tindall's "crimes" this season. Not rattled at all these lads.

You wouldn’t like Renton when he’s angry Oops! NSFW obvs.

Why couldn't BT have just put their usual serie a commentators, presenters and pundits on instead of the fucking tedious PL/CL ear pollution arseholes like Fletcher, McManaman, Ferdinand etc? It got so bad halfway through I couldn't even get angry anymore and just softly said 'stop talking' in the general direction of the TV. Sad.

I don’t know about you but I’m already excited at the prospect of signing all these players I’ve never heard of

This is actually pretty funny in fairness.

Loses a mark for "Celebrate our new King".

Nowt wrong with being appreciative of rolling stock lads. Especially BR diesel locomotives circa. 1970 period. Let's move on shall we? Ahem.

She can land on my lap anytime.... And so it was, the MFication my life continued downwards....

Aye, well it’s poor practice anyway to try and make evidence fit a preconceived version of events. Even more so when the ‘evidence’ and reasoning is that tenuous.

It’s full of comments where people had no issues booking the tickets online which suggests those queueing are just a few decades behind the rest of the UK. Which obviously isn’t news to anyone on here

"On the river where they used to build the boats"

It's from this article. PLEASE CALM DOWN.

Apparently they doorstepped Howe on NUFC's heinous crimes......

“ Come Fly With Me…”

That's like me saying I have ruled out having sex with Scarlett Johansson*. I haven't really Scarlett pet, if you're reading this.

I’ve chatted to her briefly once. She was on with Rafa and Caulkin at a talk in at the Tyneside Cinema sponsored by The Times. Also there was a show that ran briefly on Channel 4 which was kind of their version of The Sunday Supplement. She was on once and there was a scouser who worked as a tipster for one of the red tops who was a regular on there. He had to explain to her that betting on the result of a football match was a three horse race and not (as she thought) a two horse race. Even after spelling it out I wasn’t convinced she’d understood.