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He is like the Sam Allardyce of the Toontastic board. Continually tells everyone how great he is at predictions with nothing to back it up with.

As disappointing as yesterday was, the progress in 18 months is ludicrous. People are wanking Arteta off for taking Arsenal from 5th to 2nd but Arsenal are a decade ahead of us in terms of club infrastructure, player development etc. Howe has taken Newcastle from a disused warehouse of a football club in 19th spot in the league to 3rd in the table, and starting the match as bookie's favourites against the team in 2nd. In fucking no time. We were possibly a Sean Longstaff injury away from getting a resukt yesterday, which in and of itself is mental given that player's standing when Howe showed up. We just need to get over the line for CL qualification now and this team will step it up again next season.

No doubt Forest will now lose to Soton to aid Everton even more. Well played Gemmill, well played 🙄

Gemmill preparing for next seasons earth shattering predictions using all his accumulated football knowledge

Stats lads in get it wrong again shocker.

Imagine this whole time that Adam P was a long term member on here but had a different username, for example, Gemmill?

Fresh as paint mate… always said you can’t beat a power nap

Gemmil’s reputation was already in tatters after last season’s Everton debacle. There may be no coming back from this

Who would have thought at the start of the season that our hopes of champions league football rested on Sean Longstaff being fit for the final 5 games?

Warren Barton polluting my time line retweeting this shit. Should've known a bloke that does press ups in Julie's would go on to do something like this.

Two right. I am sorry.

I spent my honeymoon there unaware of the gay and Deutsch bit until I saw two German lads playfully splashing each other WITH WATER..... WITH WATER ok? and I remember remarking to wor lass 'Hold my Hands, Hans' in an authentic 1960s WWII film German accent. We loved it.

Aah yes…Brighton…

TBH I think the lack of respect towards G-Dogg is disgusting.

I can’t believe they ever let him go because he was one of the most talented players in Europe when he was playing for them

I think it’s known as a daisy chain these days.

Every time we’ve utterly shithoused the opposition this season we haven’t won. Fucking ironic when someone turns up and does it to us so fuckin clinically. Difference is the ref at Anfield justifiably added the time on and we didn’t defend the resulting corner . The ref at Emirates was equally as shit for both teams. The ref yesterday had to be held back at the end from joining the Arsenal team’s victory huddle the fuckin bent cunt . Who knew the premier league want a “title race “ to go “to the wire” 🙄 We played ok (again, CHANCES!..hugely unlucky tbf) but too many were below par . Thought Jorginho,Xhaka and Odegaard were excellent with Joelinton sometimes the only one putting it up to them. With hindsight am not sure if starting Isak and Wilson was the right call, when I saw the team I thought we’d do what we did, try and smash them early doors, get the crowd roaring and then try to see it out..fuck knows about the pen, on my phone it looks like it hit his leg and his arm simultaneously. So what, in the age of the handball rules being changed 2/3 times (?) precisely to accommodate the introduction of VAR, is the correct interpretation of the the current guidance? Can anyone be really sure? That’s why it wasn’t given, the ref wasn’t sure, and it wasn’t the first time in the match where he didn’t know wtf he was doing. Thing is, the way the results panned out yesterday absolutely fuck all has changed. We still need two wins and a draw, Liverpool still need to win all their games, we’re still effectively 3 points ahead of Man Utd and Arsenal still won’t win the fuckin league

Well. Me and our lass are off to Gran Canaria this summer, I’ve never been. I’m planning on proposing so at least if it goes wrong I can hit the gay bars for a bit of a fondle

Looking forward to the European vlogs when he tries to get into a pub full of Partizan Belgrade fans

Are you okay @PaddockLad?

And then there were 3

the sword of Damocles is certainly swinging (Damocles being ancient Assyrian for 66 points is enough).

Gemmill’s gonna Gemmill!

Word is he’s already spent it on Star Wars Lego and Pokémon cards.

Sunderland getting into the playoffs undoubtedly the second best thing to happen to them this whole weekend, fair play.

Have a word with Agent Lynch- call train strikes on the play-off days. Occupy all parking near Wembley. Drain the fountains.

Former hero Duncan Watmore scored two for Millwall. Poetic.

Gravyiola soothing his pre-match nerves

Early goal past these and they’ll wilt. If one of Isak, Joelinton, Willock or Maxi can’t terrorise that Ayling then we don’t deserve to win. He’s fucking cacka

Massive congratulations to the women's team on securing promotion on the final day of the season on goal difference. A very closely fought race with only the champion promoted to the Women's National League Northern Premier Divosion (third tier). This is the first season they have operated under the ownership of NUFC. Hopefully we continue the climb to the much less confusingly named second and top divisions.

If this bloke turns around you still won’t see his head.

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I have a McDonald's maybe once every 18 months, but when I do I'm using the drive thru. I'm not mixing with the likes of Renton inside of one of those hellholes.

I'm a grumpy old man and I agree. There's one attached to the TravelLodge I often use when I'm in York overnight. I just don't get it. Surely it's not even safe to drink hot coffee while driving a car? If I'm ever getting a McDonald's (sometimes as a treat for the kids), I'll eat in with them or physically enter the "restaurant" to order it. But that's mainly because the proximity sensors on my car go ballistic if I try the drive through. And don't get me started on the lazy cunts who order a fucking McDonalds through uber eats or whatever. Fucking ply thise Big Macs with cyanide and help the country out a bit iyam. Oh and aye, Asda Parmersville. Walmart on Tyne. Horrendous.

I like how they keep going on about their home form and blame Mowbray. I can’t think of another reason why the players prefer playing away from the SoL though so maybe it’s all on the manager after all

That Luke O'Nien for the mackems, fair play to the lad, played a really good part in the banshees of inisherin......

Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people

I love his “try to be moody and cool look” when secretly his little boner is full on erect.

I got Patrick Moore’s autograph in Gran Canaria in about 1988. Another one up there with the Nobby Solano story

Murphy won.

Big tits, small brain