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No, he's unquestionably a good player but Bayern looking to shift him so soon when hes had a statistically decent season points to problems I don't want at our club, and he'd want a fortune in wages. Not interested in that kind of move. I want proven experience and leaders in the older players we sign, like Trippier.

That’s err “Big Frank Chippa”…. He’s a bit of a spoof merchant

Listen, my Avian Averse Amigo, you said favourite. Not highest quality, Favourite. I you want to shift the goal posts, you should have chosen a less pedantic message board.

Pity we never signed this fella, he sounds like he was a hell of a player.

got my tickets for the brighton game

We came very close, but he couldn’t make the signing as he had to attend his three grannies funerals.

Translation:

And Messi certain to leave PSG.

Got a leaflet today for the local elections. Seemingly from a neutral source, maybe the council? Hey, this guy on the left literally ticks all the boxes, unlike the others. Better vote for him, even though he's a tory. Helpful reminder to bring ID, handy in Tynemouth where a sizable proportion of the population are doddery blue rinse pensioners. Wait, what's this, in tiny writing you can't read without a magnifying glass, and probably not even then if you're a doddery pensioner. Oh right, this leaflet has been printed and paid for by the tory candidate who ticked all the boxes! Of course. I dare you to knock on my door and canvas me Mr Bartoli. I double dare you mother fucker.

Cottagers tonight and Seagulls tomorrow, all a bit mackem tbh

Aye he had his bollocks in a Wheelbarrow this week. Antonio was listing off West Ham's remaining fixtures for the season and he gets to the end and Wilson pipes up "And then Plymouth in August"

Not sure how true this is, but… I did wonder what it was about Leeds that tempted him back from the golf. Plans for Casa Elland have been submitted to Spanish authorities.

Absolutely impossible to pick favourite goals without forgetting about some or changing your mind but for goals witnessed first hand I'd doubt there'd be any from 1994 onwards tbh. Off the top of my head; O'Brien chip v mackems at Roker 91-92 Kelly v Portsmouth SJP 91-92 O'Brien FK v mackems 92-93 Kelly v Grimsby Blundell 92-93 O'Brien pile driver v Boro at ayresome 92-93 (Ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you five different answers).

David Moyes and Thomas Frank should swap spots imo.

You’re not going to believe this but greed played a part

Shearer’s volley v Everton was some strike. I had the perfect view of it from my old seat. One of those ones where it was a goal the instant it left his foot.

A pair of tickets or did you just settle for the eight?

I actually literally have had nightmares of the Blue Monkey. Never even been there, but seeing the photos and knowing Gemmill used to frequent it was enough.

https://mackemdaft.com/collections/safc-mugs/products/get-the-rave-on-blue-monkey-mackem-mug

That’s just the tip , too.

Arsenal rear suffers fresh blow ahead of Newcastle trip #NewArs

This one?

Overtly racist cunts forced out of business through sheer pig-headedness. Cry me a fucking river.

Tbf, the likeness is uncanny

I fucking hope you're not trying a time-in-motion calculation to shaft someone, Wykiki? You'll go right down in my estimation if you are, right down....

Nailed it tbh, I would've been around 19, young, pissed, carefree and enjoying the goals on the terraces without any concern of season tickets, loyalty points, Twitter and all that shite plus they were either derby goals or vital importance matches.

Pedro nearly needs his own category. Was it home v Norwich when he scored from wide on the right when he spotted the keeper a touch off his line and leathered it in the top corner? He scored a similar one for England iirc.

Cheers

Brutal down here due to Tory corruption. McKinstry might be a Libdem according to this, I thought he was just a punter but he’s almost single handed exposed the bent fuckers in the Tory group on BCP council to the extent they re regular targets for Private Eye’s Rotten Boroughs

The Shearer volley against Villa was quality as well, the pace he put on the ball was mental. The Bruno diving header against Leicester was a mental one in similar terms to the Bellamy v Feyenoord, felt like a massive momentum shift for the club and we’ve felt like a force since (I know we’d won games at the time but just the manner of that one)

Adam Armstrong was introduced in the 70th minute Elliot Anderson was introduced in the 90th minute Here are their heatmaps showing touches in the match.

You've shafted this thread now @RobinRobin

Dickie Berg off Dildo Also Dickie Berg

I go even further back to Ginola v Ferencvaros

I love the journalists now saying it might take Chelsea 2 years to get back into the CL, have they considered the players they’ve blown their wad on might be flops in this league? Paying £100m for a player with 28 appearances in the Ukrainian league doesn’t mean he’s guaranteed to be a good player ffs.

We now cut to live footage of PL outside Gemmill’s house…

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The graphic.

I love arsenal fans trying to reinvent themselves as some kind of ultras, mind. it's like a fifty year old bloke growing a ponytail and hanging around nightclubs trying to impress twenty year olds. Stick to the library, lads.

Well, I was hoping for a draw but Chelsea’s thin squad just can’t cope with the pressure and amount of games.

The scars from a lifetime of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is gonna take some shifting for me tbh.

Not to labour the point but to put it another way, we have almost as much chance of overtaking Arsenal, as Liverpool do of catching us. And if we win on Sunday, we will actually have a higher chance of the former. Mind you this change to being a successful team has been so sudden that I can see why people are struggling with it

Sperm donor who fathered 550 children ordered to stop https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65429936 What an irresponsible wanker.