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The T threw Wyki, he must have thought we were linked with Omori the Japanese player who’s too old, as in T’Omori, not the Tomori bloke from Milan.

The scars from a lifetime of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is gonna take some shifting for me tbh.

Never met him

Tread carefully

CONFIRMED 😬

Well, I was hoping for a draw but Chelsea’s thin squad just can’t cope with the pressure and amount of games.

This ends with CT trying to recoup his losses by breastfeeding businessmen on Only Fans.

Here’s a simplified version of what Gemmill just posted, for the uninitiated it’s the pretty colours on the right. On my new website “cool stats for basic bitches.co.uk” we call it “last 5 games” and it’s a sort of handy “cut out and keep” guide to the current form of any given team. You can contribute to the website at patreon.com/stats?ifuckinshitemmush

Kids got more loyalty points than months it’s been alive

and.................... like a fly to shit

Then drive to Coventry and shout at his statue

Forest must beat Southampton on Monday, both for their own safety but also to preserve any residual credibility Gemmill has with respect to his annual pronouncements on Everton’s status.

Dybala is a good player but I don't see it happening Moved on a free just last summer so he'll be on big wages at Roma 29 and has spent his whole top level career in Italy which doesn't often translate brilliantly to the PL Missed 15 games with injury this season alone (has consistently missed a lot of games the last few years) And primarily plays in a position that doesn't really exist in our team. Given that wages are our main stumbling block with regards to FFP in the coming summer I don't see us getting in "big names" who will be looking to get a payday.

WRONG. We only need one more point to guarantee Champions League football. I was told so by some infallible oracle only last week, he definitely wasn't a bullshitting bluffer talking out of his arse.

I mean that’s precisely the job he did there. Kept them up then fucked off. I know it was for the England job but you get the distinct impression he’d have been happy to leave anyway. They go on like he’s a club legend purely because we went down that season. They also seem to regard his leaving as some sliding doors moment where they’d be a PL force now if he’d stayed there. #Imagine

Aye it says something when even their dreams are shit

Truly, what we all dream of with our team; reaching the playoffs on goals scored. Not points, goals scored

Nobody does obsession like the mackems. Alan Shearer, Stephen Taylor, Sam Fender, Dawn Thewliss. But most of all, Jimmy Hill.

Pickford being lauded as some sort of genius for the fact that he can't remember what the opposition penalty taker is going to do and has to have it written down. Didn't help him much in the last nine penalties that he's failed to save.

I’ll subscribe.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Liverpool get closer to 70 points than 66. I just think we’ll get more. it’d be nice if we get it all tied up by winning our next three games, if only to end this tedious discussion

But but but but.. spreadsheet dude said we’d need 67 points for Champions League? 🤔

I see this going worse than my ill-fated sales career.

It’s nice to get a mention as a possibility for the award tbf

I never paid him any mind until our match down there this season, at which point I saw what a psychopathic cunt he is. He's Bundy in a baseball cap, let him come up here and try hack a head Geordie off and bite a Geordie arse. I'll put him in a sleeper.

Along with T'Lion, T'Witch and T'Wardrobe?

How did he lose the England gig again? All I remember about that was the pint of wine

What's he got to do with it?

Yeah, I think Rishi Sunak might be right about the maths thing. People don't understand probability and instead prefer to believe that if it's possible, it WILL happen.

Old video as the Forest bench warmer's in it but....

come one, come all., it won't just make day. it'll make your hole weak

I blame the FA. Since the red nosed jock cunt they've let them dictate rather than show who's in charge. Fergie was a bully too with the officials and 'Fergie time' the cunt.

All are welcome. If you wish to contribute to the weekly meetings just put your hand up.

Apparently MF has joined a local fisting group. He hopes to enlarge the circle of his friends.

It’s understandable that the Morlock got it wrong- we all use the decimal system of numbers, and have 10 digits. They are using duodecimal, or base 12, according to their extra digits. This also explains why they struggle with the age of consent.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

Keep an eye out for one on eBay soon 👍🏻

S'YP

It's not even that he saved them from relegation. As Alex says, its because in their mutant minds, he caused us to be relegated. That's what this particular obsession is all about.

Ive never seen this before because staunch die hard soopafan that I am I was in Australia at the time…. you’ve got a point on goals 1 & 3 like

I love that they just ignore all facts because, like Alex says, he kept them up when we went down (by 1 point iirc). They were always going down, he was never getting them top 10. He had a big budget at Everton and completely fucking squandered it, he’s had chance after chance in football and has always been exactly what his club performances have shown - yet the mackems just make up he’s actually some brilliant manager who just needs some perfect scenario to prove it . Meanwhile Eddie Howe is shite and what he’s done over his career is a fluke.

Kenneth Baker, depicted as a slimy slug.

I saw on Twitter people saying it should be banned what he did Fuck me.