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I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. Shame it was disallowed.

So IMO they're on the 5 stages of grief with this. Somewhere between denial and anger. And they're going to be there forever, which is why they're so hilarious. They could get over this tomorrow by just saying "aye you know what, wish it was us - gonna be great for them, really jealous but nothing I can do about it marra. Just gonna support me own team and crack one out over a seagull" Just own it you fucking losers, it's the denial that makes it so painful for you

I tried to marry my 10 year old daughter but couldn't find a vicar willing to do it at the match.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

They were all glued to the Brighton game , pants down …

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one.

Forest for Woan.

Meanwhile in Boldon

FA are 'monitoring' get to fuck you spineless shit house bastards. He's a cunt and needs dealing with as such. 3 game ban and made to cut Wembley turf with his teeth the vile bastard

Are you sure? Cause hes in all three from this week.

Cats for me like marra

Thing is, as well, they'll somehow think they're taking the moral high ground whilst simultaneously being racist and misogynistic. "Camel humpers". "Gays". And the stuff they.come up with about Amanda Stavely is vile. If you approach a mod about this, or report, YOU get banned.

It says a lot that the admin are so embarrassed by their contributors that the board is more heavily censored than North Korea when it comes to our match threads. The thread on our last game has been binned into their sportswashing mega thread. I've read a bit and it was quite predictable to say the least: 1) Southampton score, we're shit, only where we are by pure luck etc. 2) We equalise, Southampton are shit, Sunderland would thrash them. 3) We start thrashing them. See point 2. 4) We're all murdering paedophiles anyway. FTM. This is an example of the level of debate on there.

Makes you wonder (imagine even) where we'd be if this Callum Wilson had come back from the world cup instead of the slow carthorse Callum Wilson that Southgate sent back.

Look at Gordon's face, there's no strop there. He knows his time will come and TBF I though the whole team looked to be trying to set him up to score in today's game, which doesn't help as the expectation would have been high and probably didn't help with those two misses. Gordon or Maxi, the last two games have shown it really needs to be Isak starting on the left and Howe needs to find a way to make that work every game they are fit. This team is amazing when on the front foot and will scare any opposition playing that way.

I quite liked him when he first arrived here. Can’t stand the sugar cube chomping horse face now

He's a complete fucking shithead. The preferential treatment that club gets from refs (today's match was just further evidence of it) and that cunt with his joke shop teeth has the nerve to complain about the ref after the match. He should have been sent to the stands for the goal celebration stuff. He's a horrible piece of work, I don't understand why journalists and the rest of the media are so up his arse.

Fuck these fucking fam cunts. You feel me, blud?

I think the first goal is crucial here. If we score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure. If they score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure.

Only Sunderland, I think.

Potential banana skin this one lads.

Can’t see nothing but a defeat. Soz

has there ever been a more reprehensible cunt in english football? regardless of his achievements and even allowing for the fact we ourselves can boast having had 2 twats who make the flesh crawl in pardew and bruce. no ficker runs this cunt close, not even ferguson in his most nauseating prime. I would absolutely piss meself if somebody reacted to his goading by smashing every single tooth out the cunts mouth.

Apparently MF has joined a local fisting group. He hopes to enlarge the circle of his friends.

For what it's worth, I'm very confident. We'd have to go on an absolute howler of a run to fuck this up now. There is not a single game left that I don't think we're at least capable of winning, and a draw with Brighton is as good as a win in terms of our position anyway.

Everton for the lols, but other than that I'm not really fussed.

CUNTING MAMA FUCKING T'MIA

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

Especially on a special night at Anfield.

On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein. So, back to business…

Luckily, he’ll be away in the summer, I reckon. And he can take his “I think it’s unfair that the opposition have tried to win this game against us” honking patter with him

He said this to a player who's career was cut short due to a head injury. He's a grade A NONCE

FYP

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Aye, as ewerk mentions it’s very similar to the mackems. The atmosphere at both clubs is so fucking toxic their players dread playing for them, it’s pretty fucking clear - you just have to look at Gordon’s celebrations after we brushed them aside and the way former mackem players act towards them. Utterly fucking vile and shite fan bases which are huge issues for their respective clubs, largely driven by their delusion that they’re both more impactful and important clubs than they are - the reality is both sides are just also rans. Everton will figure it out when they’re watching Steve Clardige do the championship highlights and the PL just moves on without them.

"NO! I AM NOT A CUNTTT!!!! GNNNNNAAHHHH!!!!!"

He’s a proper bully like. And the very epitome of a bad loser. I wouldn’t mind so much if he was honest about and didn’t try to cultivate that mr nice guy persona when things are going well. He’s in that Mourinho category where he wouldn’t say a fucking dicky bird away to Blakelaw Social on a Sunday morning but he’s got loads of front when there’s about 20 backroom staff and the same amount of tv cameras to protect him.

About a week ago or something I made a post where I said Eddie wasn’t quite world class, yet. Starting with him saving us from what was an almost nailed on relegation, to his incredible ability to turn average players in to world beaters, to his humility when faced with his repeated success, he’s absolutely, unquestionably, world fucking class. I’m under no illusion that next season doesn’t have plenty of potential Holden McGroins, but I can’t think of another manager I’d rather have leading us through it. The best thing about it all, is that had, by some miracle, this happened under Ashley, we’d be wondering which “big” club he’d be moving on to… … now though, who, genuinely, could take him off us?