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Well, fuck me. I actually went to the game and we won!

I've done my part again for you ungrateful bastids. Another journey to visit family in Pakistan and although I've arrived a couple of hours before the game starts, I've decided it still counts. You're welcome.

Only Sunderland, I think.

To be fair, we were an awful fan base back then and it was all our fault. Some people might say but the fans are the same and it is the manager who changed. However, that is just testament to how horrible we are as fans.

Good morning from Great Britain’s most fortified town Status: “still cunted”

About a week ago or something I made a post where I said Eddie wasn’t quite world class, yet. Starting with him saving us from what was an almost nailed on relegation, to his incredible ability to turn average players in to world beaters, to his humility when faced with his repeated success, he’s absolutely, unquestionably, world fucking class. I’m under no illusion that next season doesn’t have plenty of potential Holden McGroins, but I can’t think of another manager I’d rather have leading us through it. The best thing about it all, is that had, by some miracle, this happened under Ashley, we’d be wondering which “big” club he’d be moving on to… … now though, who, genuinely, could take him off us?

Can’t see nothing but a defeat. Soz

The game's gone. What happened to the days when you could skullfuck a seagull on the way to the ground, shit in your seat at halftime, and watch your favourite paedophile score, all without some arsehole attacking you?

has there ever been a more reprehensible cunt in english football? regardless of his achievements and even allowing for the fact we ourselves can boast having had 2 twats who make the flesh crawl in pardew and bruce. no ficker runs this cunt close, not even ferguson in his most nauseating prime. I would absolutely piss meself if somebody reacted to his goading by smashing every single tooth out the cunts mouth.

Aye, he’s the biggest cunt about and it’s not even close. He fell to the floor and was screaming on saying they were hard done by after his striker elbowed a player in the mouth, then pulled a hamstring trying to give abuse. He’s constantly abusing the opposition bench/coaches, and journalists but if the result goes his way he’s Mr friendly, total two faced prick of a bloke.

The rotation is the best thing that's ever happened to Wilson. He's full of hell with a point to prove all the time, and he looks sharp as fuck.

He’s a proper bully like. And the very epitome of a bad loser. I wouldn’t mind so much if he was honest about and didn’t try to cultivate that mr nice guy persona when things are going well. He’s in that Mourinho category where he wouldn’t say a fucking dicky bird away to Blakelaw Social on a Sunday morning but he’s got loads of front when there’s about 20 backroom staff and the same amount of tv cameras to protect him.

Great news about Longstaff. How much he's missed when he's not playing should be obvious to everyone now. Despite Arsenal's downturn in form we'll need him on the pitch next Sunday.

Just reminding everyone who's fault it actually is though.

They were all glued to the Brighton game , pants down …

I think the first goal is crucial here. If we score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure. If they score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure.

Credit to Howe here mind. That's a few games now he's rescued by making good decisions at the right moments. As far as I'm concerned he's world class. A step closer now, a banana skin averted. We've got this.

13 goals in a week. Last season it took us three months to do that.

Isak for Ritchie, like for like

What a team.

This thread is a glorious mess of different stream rates and it’s mint.

I think Eddie needs to sit him down over the summer and persuade him that the best way to advance his career here is to share pics of his lass’s humongous funbags.

Gordon will come good once Eddie has managed to get into him a bit but we can't risk the whole team's efforts to indulge that now - good decision from Howe.

Thank. Fuck

Fuck these fucking fam cunts. You feel me, blud?

We are playing Arsenal and Brighton at home as well , plus Chelsea on the last day when probably half of their squad (approx. 250 players) are thinking about new clubs.

Potential banana skin this one lads.

Like a proper CL pedigree team. Unbelievable Howe has done this in a year or so.

Champions League confirmed, 13 goals in a week, rampant once more. ”Excuse me, guys. But our signing who is bedding in is not as good as my best friend who has fucked his cheesestrings, sorry, hamstrings, once more.”

26 goals in the 9 games since we lost to Man City. 13 of them in the 3 games since we lost to Villa. These lads do not like getting beat.

Howe nice to have a manager having a clue and change tactics as well as players early to win games. How did the dinosaurs die out, did you say?

3-1 up, minute 94 and how the whole team presses. Thank you Eddie Howe.

Btw @LongTimeAdmirer, the 2nd half has kicked off.

This is how I found out about this goal, and I am absolutely fine with that.

WE KNOW.

Not the first time Bruno has dallyed and when Tripps is the man in the middle he wasn't going to be the first man to the ball. Trying to walk the ball in at times and Gordon needs told to calm the fuck down when he gets a chance, the first one should've been across the keeper as I think Willock was on for a possible keeper spillage, the second chance has to go in. They've flooded midfield and are grafting their arses off, you just hope they tire but we need a goal back sooner rather than later.

Since we're doing this, currently travelling on the metro the scary way. I gave HTHM a wave at Wallsend. Can anyone guess this station?

There’s more than a grain of truth there like.

I fucking hate fake tears. Regularly happens at work when someone leaves to get a new job and someone gives them a leaving speech and bursts into tears. They're not fucking dead! They've got a job a mile down the road ffs! Get a grip. I think I'm dead inside sometimes

One thing I will say that might be controversial is that Bruno's habit of losing the ball in dangerous areas is becoming a bit of a problem. Habit might be overstating it, but he backs himself in even the most dangerous areas with the ball which isn't always advisable.

Isak to Wilson