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Check the slo-mo

This is what gets me too. It's almost as if he thinks football clubs evolve organically out of the virtues of the city they're based in, and that we've broken form by getting taken over by a commercially minded entity. Prior to this the premier league was made up of clubs building up from the grassroots only, and players were volunteers! Fucking muppet. No we wouldn't be winning as many games without Saudi ownership, it's true. But without an American billionaire bailing them out, Sunderland wouldn't even fucking exist. So nelford_safc, we'll give up the Saudis if you lot collectively bin yourselves eh? EDIT - actually I take that back, their obsession is that fucking deep I suspect they'd probably take that offer and run with it. Better not to exist in a world where Newcastle don't win things, than to exist in one where we do.

‘What the fuck did you call my flag marra?’

@Gemmill manages to completely blow it for both forest and watford in a 20 minute frenzy of premature predictions. typical really.

Found one of his reviews.

My mam had a stroke yesterday. She’s got really soft hands.

Tierney is absolutely class tbh. He does has injury worries but the main thing about him is his character, was captain of Celtic and Scotland at 19 (I think, not a specialist). Which would be another leader in the team, would be very happy if he ends up here.

Can’t see a cock in that photo. Apart from Noel Gallagher, oi oi!

I tell you what, of all the players that have improved under Howe, the one that I thought had no hope of a future at the club was Jacob Murphy. He's probably out first choice RW now, and he seems like a class bloke to boot

They could possibly crumble under the inevitable weight of everyone else’s cup final week in week out.

If they do come up, the strength of the league will mysteriously treble. And we’ll have bought our way into the top 4 again

Imagine 😳

Agree, last thing we need is a team as good as them coming into our shit league !! Realistically it would reduce the available CL positions to three if they came up.

Jesus Christ man.

They’re right about one thing. You’d never chose to be one.

Can’t be docked points by the Premier League if you aren’t in the Premier League.

@wykikitoon I'll save you the effort.

By the time he’s up to speed again, it’ll be five games into next season

Pickford!

Do you like anyone?

7 hours? Fuck that.

I love how they were banging on about how we abandoned our club, citing a weekday away match attendance as evidence, meanwhile in the two seasons they’ve really been shit they’ve blockaded their own players cars and abused them, and had them finish the game in front of only the away fans last night. Aye lads your support of the club is outstanding . I wonder if they’ll keep shooting fireworks around the away buses while in the championship. Hopefully the incoming points docking for FFP violations is applied next season as well.

Second only to Haaland for goals per minute. Wilson is third. Not bad for a pair of out of form and/or shit strikers.

Canny

At the same time it would be nice to see someone break Man City’s monopoly on the title.

Reported

Honestly man. Do you never learn to not tempt fate?

What is this? Some mackem tramp making sandwiches on the floor of a public toilet to get one over the fast food chain? Then going hime to live in a tent under a flyover? My brain does not compute, what the fuck is this about?

Nah. He looked like he was playing himself into a dead end. Which would be the case for 99.9999% of players. You're always taught not give a free kick away in this situation. Also, as for him trying to get round Pickford and shooting, no. Firstly, if he had failed this wouldn't even be remembered. And secondly, I live the fact he unselfishly made it a team goal. I'll not bother with clichés about teams winning things, not individuals, but his making this an assist bodes very well for us and I commend him. This may be my favourite NUFC goal ever.

murphy > diaby

I love the rage at the end, as if any of them could’ve stopped him.

Did the article specify which shirt they’re sponsoring? We’ve got about 5 or so, £25m each, that’ll do for starters.

Shola spent 14 years with us too

Yes but does your team frequently play exciting, attacking football? Aye it fucking does Keith, you dozy fucking inbred cunt 👍🏻

I love how he thinks that opening line is a gotcha. "Aye, but this wouldn't be happening under Mike Ashley. It's that simple." It really is, yes.

All the very best to you, Craig. Try to be kind to yourself as much as you can - it's a hell of a thing for you to have gone through (and still be going through), and something even the strongest person would struggle with. Hope you get the support you need in the here and now so you can start building the foundations for your next steps. We'll be here to listen and/or be unfunny dickheads as usual, whatever you need.

I love that "trophies marked with an asterisk" thing they have - bring it on I say.

Aye, he’s a complete fucking disgrace tbh.

I loved him as a kid before he even signed for us. Showing me age I desperately wanted Southampton to win the league that year they led it for so long. Also, I remember being down south on the way to visit relatives when it came on the radio he’d signed for us. My dad had to pull the car over for a few minutes

I'm afraid you're gonna have to live a nomadic life during the season. Maybe tomorrow, you’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, you’ll just keep moving on.