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I hope it’s us that ruin it again, just like how we smashed their CL place dream last season. They’ll have to suffer that while Tindall, fresh from a spray tan at long Benton, is stood flexing on the touchline.

I feel like this gif perfectly sums up the forum's experience with Dave tbf

For those who remember Hendon They won’t forget what they’ve seen. Destruction of sisters’ hymens Whose average age was thirteen.

Only the mackems could have a mascot with a stare like it's done 2 tours of duty in 'Nam.

Man City now bookie's favourites for the league. When you look at each of their run-ins, it's hard to disagree. This will absolutely kill Arsenal fans. I cannot wait.

Fake news.

Could we be pranking Manure? Keep leaking that we’re going to buy McTominay they whack a ridiculous amount on him and he ends up staying because no one will pay it while we laugh like fuck and buy some foreign kid? makem like imagination there from yours truly.

We'll need to be on it to get anything from the Man Yow of the West Midlands, a week's rest should be consideribloi enough.

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below. would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job! disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause! anyway.....

If you play chicken with a lorry on the motorway the chances of you dying a horrible death are 40% So rounding that to 0 or 1 you’re completely invincible. Crack on.

You wipe your bum with your bare hand.

The expression on the mascot's face pretty much says it all.

Aye, their away form isn’t too fantastic. Shame it’s at Villa Park

Think you’ll find @Gemmill is on upcoming match home supporter interaction/liaison duties with his shiny new table showing how we’re mint and they’re not

It’s twice as funny if you read it as Barry from Auf Wiedersehen.

the fuck? its called a bidet

I don't think it's the finances that'll fuck Chelsea, it's getting James Corden's input that do for them.

What the fuck is that blabbering idiot on about? Fuck me, there's clueless then there's this tosser.

Aye good shout. I did think about mentioning that in my initial post but, between you and me, I thought things were already complicated enough for some of the FUCKHEADS on here. Looking at the Liverpool v Arsenal match BTW. Arsenal 0.10xP, and they're now 12.8 ahead of their expected points. Would be an awful shame to see them regress to the mean between now and May.

5 wins in a row and a prime teachable moment for a young player, excellent stuff this. #EdlassHowe

Dear Red Hand Gang, I am writing on behalf of the MLFs (massive lads fans) of Sunderland. We have great memories of your show and noticed it was red hand gang and not black and white hand gang. Do you want to be our friends? We have so much in common, you had a catchy theme tune and we also have a catchy theme tune called ready to go by Republica. If you agree that our run out song is brilliant and you hate the mags anaarl we can form a special bond just like the 136 other special bonds we already have and James bond III who played Doc can be our 137th bond lol. Yours, Red Hand Gang Black Cats. (Founded 21.40 tonight).

Adam Johnson on the prowl again.

He pulled his arm away and caught the lad in the face. He didn't throw an elbow. Robertson is a pathetic little cunt for making such a big deal out of it.

@Alex we did Orrest Head on the first day of our trip which was absolutely glorious under clear blue skies. We’re just back from Wansfell pike. We started off under light drizzle with grumpy kids complaining about being dragged up another fell. I loved the climb and the views but my 8 year old predictably grumbled for the final 20 minutes on the way up. It was quite a challenge for a city girl more more accustomed to sitting on her arse in front of YouTube though she was proud of herself when she finally made it to the summit and the amazing selection of pies and scones back in Ambleside were well-earned. It was tougher work than I expected and we’re all feeling it in our legs - I just sank one of the most satisfying ever pints of pale ale in about 3 gulps. The old man of Coniston may have been a climb too far for our little one this time. Maybe next time. What a lovely spot Ambleside is btw. Much more up-market than Keswick, where we have stayed in previous visits to the area. We will definitely return

Gemmilled YP

Fucking hell that post is bad enough, but if you read it in their accent it takes you to an entirely new dimension of shitness.

Lost in translation, he asked if the boy was Suk Mi Tung as this was who he was expecting to fix his boiler.

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Thanks for the update.

Mitrovic moonlighting as a Greek linesman during his suspension. Are you watching Rafa?

Spot on, I’ve no problem with it after years of watching people like Shelvey be buzzing to be subbed off. While it wasn’t a great reaction I just think he’s desperate to prove himself at his new club, he will be dealt with by Howe and it’ll be a learning curve the same as why he was subbed will be - you can’t give stupid fouls away like that. I think overall Gordon gives the work rate and physicality of Murphy but with a bit more quality.

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I thought he did well when he came on. He looks a threat and his movement is good. Not too arsed about this as it was clearly a reaction to being subbed off after coming on as a sub. Not that it’s right but I expect Howe to tell him it’s not acceptable and for that to be the end of it

Robertson could have come out after the match and said "I grabbed his arm, he pulled it away, it was an accident" And that could have been the end of it. I doubt this bloke can afford to be suspended or worse lose his job over it.

Closest he’s been to non-related pussy in decades.

Pretty sure his trousers aren't going anywhere tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65232115 Meanwhile Ivan Toney is still playing whilst being investigated. Fuck all said about Robertson laying hands on him first like. There is only one way this is going. Robertson getting off scott free, same for Henderson who squared up to the ref and the lino being suspended.

No search required- selfie.

Still find it a strange signing. The lad runs about a lot but in my opinion he looks unsure as to what the fuck he is meant to be doing. Tracks back well, but is pretty hesitant at times up front. As for his display of petulance I’m sure he felt humiliated at being subbed off whilst being a sub himself but making an arse out of yourself with his reaction hardly improved his situation. The fucking knob. Evidently not used to having to trust in a manager and having to respect his decisions.

For those worrying about facing Nee Baals's Beige Brigade, I've looked at their last 7 games (where they've seemingly become world beaters) and our last 7 games. I've considered their xP (it's a thing, deal with it) compared to their actual points, and ours. And I've applied a colour scale so you can see at a glance how close the performances have actually been to the results. Ignore the figures in the "Diff" column that are greyed out - I've not included negative figures (where the club has got fewer xP than actual points) to avoid the negatives messing with the colour scale. First thing to point out is that Villa are running 6.5 points ahead of expectation over the last 7 games. Which is a canny bit and much higher than our 2.03, which basically all came from us mugging Brentford yesterday. Villa did the same against Chelsea - managing an xP of only 0.39 but running out 2-0 winners. Which btw, is the only time they played a "big" team in this recent run. Compare that with us picking up 2.91 xP against Man United - basically a MURDER of a team better than any they've played recently. In fact, all of our wins against everyone bar Brentford have been very convincing, as evidenced by the difference between xP and actual being really less than half a point for all of them. Anyway, hopefully you can see there's a lot more red on Villa's side than on ours. In other words, Villa's results have been a lot less convincing than ours when you look behind the scoreline, and a few of them could quite easily have gone the other way - i.e. their form isn't as good as it looks. Ours is. Which is why they're getting fucking LACED next Saturday. Get ready for ANOTHER relaxing win.