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The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

Can we as a fan base start appreciating the level Willock & Lomgstaff are playing at this season please? Not a cap between them . Jamie Redknapp agrees, seeing McGregor and Mount in there is fuckin sickening man

10 days short of 20 years ago.... woke up on friday morning in a hotel room in bacau, north east romonia near the border with moldova. had been doing some maintenance work on saab 340 prop planes. got a flight from bacau to timosaura. got a flight from timosaura to munich. got a flight from munich to zurich. caught a train from zurich to basel. got a flight from basel to birmingham. mrs bd picked me up at the airport and drove us back to cheltenham. got up at the crack of dawn on saturday morning and drove to newcastle and despite the 2-1 reverse at goodison the week before I still thought we had a shout at the title. got beat 2-6 I utterly, utterly despise these fucking cunts.

He’s not wrong tbh

STICK THAT IN YOUR COCKNEY PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU PRAWN SANDWICH EATING MOTHER FUCKERS BIG WIN FULLY DESERVED EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE ACROSS THE PARK IF WE KEEP EVERYONE FIT WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOUT FOR TOP 4 NOW YES I'M FUCKING SHOUTING SWALLOW MY LOAD!

Ten Hag BTW. The fucking genius has completely dismantled the entire structure of his team for the last ten minutes. Basically handed us the game. Total Football. Where's your mind games now, you fucking strap-on?

Dixie Dean.

Already had two greggs pasties and now waiting for my first pint I wanted to come up about 2’ish but the daughter was having none of it. I think Trafalgar Square has turned her into a monster! Going to be a messy day.

What sort of fucking name is Ten anyway? I’ll give you a clue, Ten, it’s not. It’s a fucking number. Dickhead.

Ten Haag squirming his way through questions about his side time wasting. You love to see it

Get the cunt told lads!

Wow, who could have predicted that when Rashford’s purple patch ended that Man United would struggle? Wow, who could have seen that coming? The Dutch Steve Jobs certainly did if you listen to the complete FUCKING BOLLOCKS that he’s firing out with. Tell you what, there’s not a single team you could beat in this league that makes you as happy as beating Man United like. Especially now their manager is a proper cunt again. Could argue Ole is a cunt and you’d be right but he was never a proper manager

gan on Eddie son

Above our levels? We’re above your billion pound squad after 28 games. What a fucking melt. Had nothing to do with passion tbh, we were better in every single department 1 shot on target while the other side was camped on the edge of your area the rest of the game isn’t down to “wanting it more”. He won’t last long.

Love this from Burn, the rattled glory hunters in the comments, no one likes you fucking cunts and now there’s a club from the “other 14” ready to punch you right in the nose and tell you you’re a cunt and there’s fuck all they can do about it.

We play like this the rest of the season we finish 3rd never mind 4th. We out played, out fought and out coached them all game. That bald finger sniffer on their bench should be ashamed, bang on about our game management and ended up with no central defenders on the pitch. We are class.

Tindall better start brewing that fart up. Make it a good one that Ten Hag can actually taste in his gob.

Prediction. Dalot will have his shorts on back to front by half time. ASM carried off the pitch on a sedan chair.

What a boring cunt he is, man. It’s like he’s been reading a book on mind games for beginners or something

murphy tapping his watch

From now on, we can call Manchester United 'Durham', because it is below Newcastle.

That's made my weekend. Wonder what the SMB is like?

I hope it goes without saying lads, but....... Leave Wednesday's match thread to me eh?

Fucking LOVE beating these cunts.

Seems reasonable

Look at Howe calmly celebrating. Horse gnashers or lego hair would be fist pumping, flapping arms around running up the sideline. Love this club. ❤️

Oh come on man. ASM pur on a plate wor Willock and you STILL blame ASM!

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt? If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk." Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

Pathetic. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate during the game but bloody hell we absolutely battered these. That cup final couldn’t have came at a better time for them or a worse time for us but we’re on the up & other chances will come. Easy to forget just how young Willock is by the way…he’s some boy.

I view Ten Hag in the same way I view Pardew when he goes into full continental academic mode and puts his thick brimmed glasses on. Pair of fucking frauds. Seeing Steve McLaren next to him too btw you can imagine him giving it the “hey Errriiik we should… how you say, sub Dalot off no?”

I noticed Eddie having a sly dig in the Sky interview by saying something that I’ve forgot now. It was a dig though

EXTREMELY GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT AT WEMBLEY EVEN THOUGH WE WERE THE BETTER SIDE PURE HUMILITY, RESPECT, AND REALITY IN PRESS CONFERENCES SOMETHING THESE DESPERATE CITY WANNABES COULD ONLY DREAM OF HAVING EDDIE FOR THE WIN! I'M STILL SHOUTING MAN

Which is nice

What a fucking disaster they’ve been this season, paid £25m to get him out of Brighton and gave him some insane 5 year 200k a week deal iirc, a few months later they’ve paid it all up and the bloke they sacked to get him just went to Bayern Munich while all their expensive signings have flopped.

I can't say enough about Ten Hag's subs BTW. That's the kind of shit I do on Football Manager ffs. Just pure, desperate, button-clicking, whoever's on the bench, get them on the pitch, craziness. What a fucking WEAPON.

In reflection this has been one of the easiest wins of the season. They barely got a look in and we should have had a few more. A lot of good performances but so much of the way we play has to do with stability at the back. Botman and Schar imperious again. Trippier world class as always.

Howe telling Ten Hag to fuck off. Get in Eddie.

I'm not easily bothered by opposition managers but this Dutch cunt is something else. Hope we beat them 5 nowt with the ball only being in play 10% of the match.

Fuck off you biased cunt

Man says eggs won’t suck themselves.

Obsessed

Good one to win as all the results went our way yesterday, also a good one because I despise these cunts. 3-0