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just after our 8th goes in tomorrow I want to see big dan burn run over to fernandes and pull his fucking repulsive portuguese head off complete with dangling spine and hold it aloft to each side of a baying crowd in a mortal kombat finish him stylee. I hate these cunts.

then pull the scrawny cunts head off.

Fish enters the chat

For carefully selected clubs and managers.

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub, but a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house... The difference is staggering.

Was just thinking, this is the kind of graph I used to get students to look at during critical appraisal workshops. If I still did these I'd actually use it with the back context of what the bald Dutch cunt said. Arguably the biggest game of the season now tomorrow. Win it and we go third, having played the same number of matches as ManU, still a game in hand over Spurs, and 8 points clear of Liverpool. In that scenario I think the balance of probability switches to us most likely getting top 4. I hope we get into these cunts faces from the off and fuck them up, the entitled southern bellend wankers.

He’s perfect for Man Utd. Overrated, unoriginal yet still a massive cunt

"....and I said to my wife, for serie a, we must go to Don Ciaoman." "What do you want me to do?" [Whispers inaudibly] "That I cannot do. If you had've come to me as a friend and asked me if he was any good then the information you want would yours this very day, but let's be frank, you didn't want my friendship, even though we all look at PLs GIFs drinking coffee. You came on this message board and you had a good time skiving at work and you didn't need a man like me, you went to your stat hipsters instead, but now you say, 'Don Ciaoman, give me his xG stats.' You don't show any respect." "Be my friend........ Godfather." "Very well. Ok, he's a canny player, I'd definitely have him in the side. For now, accept this serie a crack as a present on the day of my first day off till Tuesday."

someone should pack a set of dwayne dibley-style comedy false teeth and put them in after scoring before celebrating in fernandes's face

Meanwhile, @RobinRobin be like:

It was never a pen but it’s poor defending going to ground so easily. Not sure what the point VAR is at this stage like

I fell for all 8/8ths of it to start off with.

Typical Scotland 😞

Fish, is black & white through & through.

Sweet misleading scale on the graph. There's 5.8% between last and second equating to a difference of just over 5 min. Less than 4 min difference between us and Manure. Must be tough when we've got a superior xG despite all of our 'delay' tactics. But yeah we should probably pass the ball around sideways and backwards more because it's what the fans, the referees and everyone want. A slow paced game trying to break down resolute defense is a visual spectacle.

Hahahaha, imagine us getting a penalty for that? And those stupid cunts think they're hard done by as well?

There’s your answer

42 minutes of exposure for Klopp's teeth if it stays like this. They'll be squeaking like halloumi come full time.

I’d like to see Bernard Matthews and Freixenet sponsoring the press area.

BD is back 🙂

Aye, I’d read 7/8 of it in utter horror though before the moment of clarity

you sure? I’ve got about 9 spares going….

Sorry, I logged in on the wrong account

He's a proper boring little cunt. I hope we fucking lace them and Tindall cups and scoops a fart right in his face on the full time whistle.

stick a pair of black rimmed glasses on him and he'd look uncannily like gary glitter. the fucking bald dutch nonce cunt.

I wonder who the six are 😂

Ashley Young could get a game for us with these shithousing skills, if he wasn't so old and shit.

Ax ah

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Grealish was unreal today.

Bootiful

“Allowing the players to express themselves”

My hatred for Liverpool is actually unhealthy. But fuck those Scouse cunts

Loads missed out there. Not letting Keegan sign Modric for example

Exactly. The deals not having been announced doesn’t mean they aren’t in place. The other thing is the ‘market rate’ bullshit means they might be waiting to see if we can get a CL spot. As that will have a bearing on how much they’re worth.

I'm as anxious as anyone for the new deals but we already have sponsorship so I'd have thought they'll come in the summer?

On his way to YouTube to check out his best bits and then tell us all how great he is.

2 1/2 thousand followers if anyone is interested. Before I sacked Twitter off I had half of that, and as discussed above. I’m a know nowt

Another relaxing win coming up. Wondering whether to just start the threads for the other 11 remaining games today, then knock them all in like a Virgo trick shot.

Step away from the AI. Step… did you see what I did there Gemmill, did y’see?

not him too!