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I’m sure I’ve told the tale of my “ One of These Days” trip, but it’s worth retelling. So, staying at my mate’s student digs in Hyde Park in Leeds. We take our dose and wait. Sooner than I thought I found myself stood, staring at some traffic lights, letting the raindrops (it was Leeds, course it was raining) hit my open eyes and freaking out at the amazing light show only I could see After wandering about for fuck knows how long, when the streetlights on the other side of the valley spelt out “FUCK OFF!” we decided to head back to his digs. On went Floyd, off I went. At first I was regular me, but flying horizontallly at about 100ft, and at supersonic speed. Every hit of bass on the record corresponded with some “space energy rays, maaan” hitting me and making me grow By the time I got to the North Pole,( for that was indeed my destination), I was pure energy and about 3 miles tall. I was floating above the Pole and could see Europe and Africa, and was still getting laced by space rays. Fucking mint tbh, and as I said, this bit felt like it lasted for hours but the songs only 5 minutes long. ( I was going to say “Imagine I looked like Dr. Manhattan, then realised not everyone is The Fish, so looked for a pic… I found the one below which, if I’m honest, is so accurate to what I experienced that its freaked me out a bit, as the trip I’m talking about was sometime in 1989 or 1990, way before t’interweb and that. ) Song ended, I opened my eyes, and I was back in a student hovel, regular sized, no space rays.

I have renounced my team, hometown, and the capitalist system that got us to this point, become a Buddhist monk, moved to Bhutan, and am currently working on a natural cure for cancer. Marra. FTM.

True to form, my mum has just busted out her original first edition all the bells and whistles pressing to put me in my place. Even has the posters in absolute mint condition...bitch

I don't know about that, but he goes by Crissyboo86 on the Betty Crocker website.

Could use it anywhere tbf

in and off the website in less than 10 seconds this morning. 9 tickets secured. truly the king of superfans me.

Still killing hookers though, right?

He working for Sports Direct too?

That's code for "any tattoo artists want to ink me for free", right?

Is that your username on Metectorist.com ?

Say "snoos" to rhyme with "Bruce" but as if you've got a head cold, basically. My aunt in Sweden was mad for it and it probably didn't serve her well in the long run. But she was mad for Sir Les too, so we'll forgive her.

hat doffed. morally reprehensible me to the point I'm quite happy to post photos of young ladies boobies on the Internet.

PLYP

I’m not arsed if I’m being honest with myself. I feel like I probably should be but I’m not

The best of the Beatles is good 👍🏻

I bought a Passat GTE.

That's great but what happened when you dropped the acid?

Passat GTE. This is middle age.

Can’t really twist it we’re selling them the weapons.

All hail, Dollimus Rex!

MF calls them "trophies"🙂

Eranu! The correct answer is Sam Allardyce.

I mean, they’re still alive when I put them in the bags, so…

Tap ins accepted I see

help ma boab

you don't say

Crivens!!

https://justpaste.it/1wxv2 that athletic article, just in case anybody's interested. al-rumayyan's rise to prominence is fairly interesting stuff but after that the article is littered with quotes from anonymous sources, i appreciate why they might wish to remain so, but it also begs the question how substantiated they are. other than that, nothing we haven't read a million times before. got to be better topics the athletic could get their teeth in to as a supposed high brow sporting media outlet i would've thought. definitely hasn't come close to convincing me to subscribe!

Jings !!!

Jona Lewie?

Jeezy peeps

Bought an original vinyl copy of Dark Side of the Moon since it turned 50 this month and despite it being probably my favourite album of all time I've never actually owned a copy of it myself.

BBC checked with Suella and it's okay

I thought it was code for 'I will do virtually anything to keep people's attention'.

All the gear, no idea

Just listening to "Time" there. These verses are fucking brilliant, nail on the head stuff. Not cheering me up much though.

Is snus a typo? A and S are next to each other on the keyboard after all. Okay okay, I’ve reported myself

+1 How do you pronounce it? S-nus? S.N.U.S? Snooos? (I'm now more bothered about the pronunciation than whatever the fuck snus actually is).

Good news Wyki, sorry I missed this hope you are OK. Try to rest and stay calm, unless the effort in doing that enrages you beyond your normal rage levels !!

Fucking nailed it. Corbyn’s just another grifter these days too

i feel the same, probably because it's one of the albums of all time to listen to cained

Nah I'm not a collector, I occasionally get bought vinyls as presents which make up my entire meagre catalogue until I bought this today. Getting DSotM was more of a "I really should own this" thing than any real desire to have more vinyl or anything.

When I moved in to Fist Hall, I found a box of old vinyl in the attic. Most of it was absolute shite, but there was a pristine 1967/68 2nd pressing of Sgt. Peppers, with all the cutout cards and everything. I asked the previous owner if they wanted it but they weren’t bothered. This also came with Mrs. Fist as part of her dowry

Banned from football. "But I'm literally the DIRECTOR of FOOTBALL. What would you have me direct now?!"

Today I learned that ChatGPT doesn't know how many syllables there are in "Bruno Guimaraes".

good to see some talent back on labour's front bench