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Homophobia- reported.

Latest bit of insanity from my youngest two is watching compilations of US Doritos adverts on YouTube

A class act.

Ah, Diego21, how misguided and ill-informed you are when it comes to analyzing the beautiful game of football. Your supposed "analysis" is nothing more than superficial observations and uninformed opinions, which pale in comparison to the vast knowledge and expertise possessed by The Fish. Yes, that's right, The Fish - the original and best football analyst out there. Let us start with the basics, shall we? The Fish's understanding of football tactics is simply unparalleled. While you might be content with discussing the standard 4-4-2 formation, The Fish understands the nuances of more advanced tactics such as the trequartista and the low block. In fact, The Fish could go on and on about the various strategies that can be employed in different situations, but we wouldn't want to overwhelm you with too much knowledge. Speaking of knowledge, The Fish's grasp of statistical analysis is simply breathtaking. Sure, you might be familiar with the concept of expected goals (xG), but The Fish takes it to a whole other level. The Fish understands the intricacies of expected assists (xA), expected goals allowed (xGA), and so much more. The Fish could talk for hours about how these advanced statistics can be used to gain a deeper understanding of a team's performance, but again, we wouldn't want to overload you with too much information. But it's not just tactics and statistics that make The Fish the superior football analyst. The Fish has a keen eye for spotting emerging talent and predicting future stars. While you might be content with discussing the same old players that everyone else is talking about, The Fish is already analyzing the next generation of footballers. The Fish has already identified several young prospects who are poised to become the next Messi or Ronaldo, and The Fish is confident that they will dominate the sport for years to come. And let's not forget about The Fish's ability to break down individual performances. While you might be content with pointing out a player's basic strengths and weaknesses, The Fish can delve much deeper. The Fish can identify the specific skills that make a player stand out, as well as the subtle flaws that can hold them back. The Fish can also analyze how a player's performance fits into the larger context of the team's tactics and strategies, giving a much more complete picture of their impact on the game. In short, Diego21, you simply can't compare to The Fish when it comes to football analysis. The Fish's knowledge, expertise, and attention to detail are simply unmatched. So next time you try to pass yourself off as a football expert, remember that The Fish is the original and best.

What is the point in our democratic system when politicians can just deliberately avoid answering the question until the asker gives up. It's not skillful or clever wordsmanship, it's just complete horseshit. I know this isn't new but it feels like the post Brexit Tories have really stepped up with this. How can we possibly have gotten to a point where Sunak can totally avoid the question like this and proceedings just continue on? It's disgraceful. You wouldn't see this lack of accountability in nursery school amongst the toddlers ffs.

It may take a while but can anyone spot the flaw in this plan?

I've been asked to lay new turf on a field for a civil war re-enactment battle. Sod that for a game of soldiers…..

I’m surprised he’s still on MOTD if that’s true.…

It's always nice to see visiting artists taking an interest in local culture.

Can’t say it’s ever put me off my stroke tbh.

Never mind jellyhead yanks reaction videos, get them on to remote villagers reaction videos if that's their thing.

She has also given police powers to punish cocaine users by rubbing their nose in it.

AM TELLIN YA, there’s summat in the WATTA Marra,

Banned from football. "But I'm literally the DIRECTOR of FOOTBALL. What would you have me direct now?!"

good to see some talent back on labour's front bench

Irrespective of whether he’s a decent option two goals in one international match doesnt settle the argument.

He'd be brining the ability to specialise as a defensive mid, even though he can also play further forward. Longstaff isn't all that comfortable when he plays in front of the defence and Bruno although he can play there is wasted in that position. As I said in another comment if he's over 30m we should look elsewhere, which seems likely given how ridiculous Manure are to deal with.

NUFC X LIV GOLF The Jamal* Invitational *Lascelles

Sky Max, according to Google. Do you want to go sit by the staring window now?

Shut that door

Massive racist.

i think we should've taken the lads out to the ksa on a golfing holiday during the international break just to wind people up.

They’ve since grown out of Ty Mini Baby Boos. But they used to be bang into them. Anyway, they went through a period during lockdown where they were obsessed with unboxing clips of people opening them. Fucking nuts

Have they discovered the joys of “unboxing” videos? My lad had a minor obsession with them when he was younger- some fucking jellyhead yanks opening wrapped presents or bags of fucking toys. (I showed him how to skip to the end, which seemed to get him weaned off them ).

Mods, ban the bot.

Not just well said but concise as well.

Peppa Pig tripping her tits off, tbh.

Wykiki, mate, I've no idea who Jack Downer is, I'm guessing you don't either. Don't worry about MOTDx asking some unknown kid for his opinion on the best Premier League team so far.

Paul soon to be in de gravey

Sad news about O'Grady too. Don't know a lot about the bloke but my lass watches his dog shows and anyone that gives that much of a fuck about dogs is alright by me.

How many members of our government sit on the board of companies? does their involvement make those companies government assets?

Thats horrible news, RIP Lisa. Sad to look down her Facebook and seeing posts made on the day she died, makes you appreciate how fragile life is.

Joselu, Merino, Grant Hanley, John Carver, Steve Clarke... I don't know if I'm watching a Scotland-Spain or a tribute video with historic people from Newcastle United.

Today I learned that ChatGPT doesn't know how many syllables there are in "Bruno Guimaraes".

What do you call sweaty boobs? Humidititties.

The proportion of Brits in that queue in Oslo who voted for Brexit will be quite low imo. Maliga or Alicante airport might be a different matter. And of those who voted Brexit, probably most now realise they were conned. I hope Europeans appreciate this and refrain from gloating. Brexit was bad for all of us.

It’s not only a non-story, it’s a regurgitated non-story

Same happened to me, they were dishing it out full pelt but when i gave a little bit back the seatshitters couldnt handle the truth, so i was banned for two weeks at a time until finally they banned me for 5 years for explaining why they are called mackems and how it was a term of ridicule given to them by there superior Geordie neighbours that they couldnt shake off so they decided to adopt it in the hope that folk would no longer think it was insulting... deep down they hate it, even today some older"Marras" cant stand being called Mackems.

In Spain (I imagine it happens in all countries) the press has a lot of power. Here, the press is 100% in favor of Real Madrid. When Spain plays, honestly, there is no union as a country... And people continue to divide. There are many who do not support the team because they do not agree with the coach. Luis Enrique, the former coach, was very disliked by the press because he simply did not laugh at the nonsense they said. So since Luis Enrique returned (he was absent for a while because his daughter died) the press has wanted to throw him out. The reason? He was a former Barcelona coach and player... And not many Real Madrid players went to his team (I think only Asensio and Carvajal went). Now, Spain has a new coach (Luis de la Fuente). He is the former coach of the Sub21 category. Personally, I don't like it. From day one, the media have been delighted with the new coach and the team is once again full of Real Madrid players. They have already said that he is a much better coach than Luis Enrique (and that he has never directed a professional team). It is obvious that Spain no longer has the team it had in 2006-2014. Although the selection is good, it is young... But details are missing. For example... The striker is torn between Joselu, Borja Iglesias (forward for a mid-table team like Betis) or Morata. The same thing happens with defense. There are no good and absolutely guaranteed centrals. Oh well. They are processes. I would have kept Luis Enrique, although the last World Cup was a failure, but at least he had some ideas and a project in his head.

You @PaddockLad Write an epic Poem. Paddock Lad from Poole travelling to dance on the grave of football commentator John Motson and luckily gets his lycra tight Scotland shirt from DH Gate just in time before setting off, he leaves a smilie sticker on the headstone of a wee little yellow man sipping coffee. ChatGPT Behold the tale of Paddock Lad, From Poole he hailed, so strong and glad. A man of action, a man of might, With a mission to dance on a grave tonight. The target of his ire? None other than, The famous football man, John Motson. Though many may have doubted his skill, Paddock Lad was determined to execute his will. Before his journey, a purchase he made, A lycra tight Scotland shirt, to wear in his crusade. And where did he get it, you may ask? From DH Gate, with free shipping, no hidden task. With his shirt in tow, he set out on his quest, To dance on the grave, to lay the man to rest. But before he reached his destination fair, He stumbled upon a sight that caught his stare. A wee little yellow man, sipping coffee so sweet, In a small little café, where no one did he meet. Paddock Lad couldn't help but smile, And left a sticker on the man's head, so beguiling. With his deeds done, and his mission complete, He arrived at John Motson's grave, so neat. And there he danced, with all his might, A dance of joy, a dance of might. And as he left the grave, he knew, That he had done what he set out to do. Paddock Lad, from Poole he came, With a lycra shirt and a mission, so insane. Yet he proved himself a hero, so great, Dancing on the grave of John Motson, his fate.

Who hides in the bathroom at parties? The party-pooper.

Ironically, this might work in their favour as Potter is a good coach. Binning him off would be costly and offers no guarantees that the next manager would do better. Give Potter time to work with some young up and comers and they'd soon have a solid base to build upon after they've reduced their FFP debt?