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Found it 🙂

Not the safest I've felt tbh, walking on me tod to meet my uncle at the car (he'd been in the seats) Scarf hidden under coat, pretend gutted look on my face but singing inside

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/shearer’s-30-goals-for-england.1603453/

I embarrassed myself showing my age at a works night in Lane 7 the other day. Fancied a game of the old silver ball which was a quid a go. Went to the bar to ask for change, but they told me they were cashless. I was a bit scoobied by this, and asked how can I get pound coins for the pinballs? Turns out you get credits on them through contactless as well. Eeeh, isn't technology amazing? Anyway, some of the fucking kids at my work had never even seen a real pinball machine before ffs. Tbf I blew them away with my Tommyesque skills. As I get older I am losing my sight and hearing a bit too as it happens, as well as my libido and bladder control. But at least I'm still a wizard on the whiffle boards. 👍

My first missus at the time was working on secondment for KPMG in their London office at the time and just by chance was in Newcastle for a meeting when the tickets went on sale and was lucky enough to get two. She knew I was coming over to see her for Easter and we'd planned a trip to Paris but after getting the tickets we went via Eindhoven. Was fucking amazing, the fans for both sides were great with each other and pub we stayed at couldn't understand why two Australians were there to see a Newcastle match. I remember there was a chip van in the city that made the best chips I've ever had, no you can keep the mayo thanks. Unfortunately that was also the last trip with the missus, as six months later she can home, packed up her stuff and fucked off to London permanently. Oh well, at least we didn't lose.

It's better than talking about 2nd Division football.

Strange that no-one else has ever knocked Shearer’s England record. I wonder why that could be?

Mad they didn’t stick Phillips on instead eh? The question to ask is why are all these international records suddenly being broken? Kane had about 20 more england appearances than Shearer…mostly against minnows.

Thanks for the update, PazakhLad.

Or er um True Faith podcasts 😉

“Don’t stand lad, take a pew” ”Righto, don’t mind if I do. Hnnnnnnnh”

Joselu scores his first goal in Spain National Team in his first cap. Just need 2 minutes in the grass for score.

What’s he doing in the meantime? WAHEY!!!

Incorrect

I can hear the beeeeewwwwwwws floating over from the Marracannit already.

Lovely sunny day. I think I was 19…I agreed to go when I was mortal drunk, @Ugly Mackems sorted me a ticket out. Seem to remember the pitch being higher than the seat I was in which was weird. Had a good time didn’t lose, didn’t get filled in and got back to York (Uni) no bother. Mad game as well.

Can’t be arsed looking but Oldham away 91, I was 7 and it was the coldest I’ve ever been at a football ground

I think @catmag has forgot so.......

Joselu scores his second goal in Spain National Team in his first cap. Just need 3 minutes in the grass for score 2 goals. .

One of the Trump kids has just been written out of the Will.

Likewise there seems amazingly no video record of Wrexham 0-0 NUFC from 1977

I can’t find a video of Grimsby vs Newcastle 1982

‘And on today’s show we have Aston Villa legend Gabby Agbonlahor’. wyki:

wasn't at that one but did go to a pre season 'friendly' at hibs around that time, george best was playing for them. cunts spent the entire match lobbing stones at us, then got some practice in for the battle scenes in braveheart afterwards!

Christ, can you imagine the reaction if they'd won the Falklands? 😲

Conte gone “by mutual consent” Naglesmann? 🤔

I'm just going to say it. It's bothered me for years. I don't think Harry Kane is any good. At all. I think if he played for Southampton or Wolves or even West Ham, we'd never hear a word about him and there'd not even be a whisper of an England call-up. He's a slightly above average PL striker, hence why no bigger club than Spurs was ever willing to go in for him, also considering his injury record and the monumental price tag it would take to sign him. He just doesn't represent value for money because he's not actually going to improve your side. He can score loads against Panama and Everton (similar level of opposition quality) but in big games he goes missing, North London derbies excepted, and forget his record in big tournaments for England. It doesn't even bear mentioning. He's massively overrated, mentioning him in the same breath as Shearer and even Phillips is a joke.

Kazakhstan 2 nowt down at home to Denmark now 3-2 up, belter of a game

@Tom £150 including shipping (from the other side of the world) for a Dr Robert clone if yer other guitar player is still looking at them. https://reverb.com/item/65865711?utm_source=android-app&utm_medium=android-share&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=65865711

My jokes are too high brow for you fuckers.

It did stay up after they went down as I remember walking past it and laughing.

I’m surprised they didn’t call it Tyne We’re Airport. @Christmas Tree , you been moonlighting here?

MYP

Why not drop the geographical references and rename after someone important to the region as a whole? I quite like the sound of Bin Salman Al Saud Airport tbh.…

article about scarborough fc on football focus, anybody else remember this wolves twat?

Don't yow fuck with peaky bloinders.

Pre-xG, it was all fucking dire.

Fucking hell, sounds like he was due some luck but at the same time, FUCK. HIM.

I wonder how many of these god-fearing, righteous folk knocked one out and spilled seed on the earth to Ms. Boebert’s escort pictures? Filthy sinners